Acid note: hey guys iv been a bad updater and procrastinator so I'm sorry about that i had the chap ready but i got deleted when i say deleted i mean my flash drive broke and i was sad cause it was a joker as in batman joker flash drive and i was depressed so here iam writing it again so hope you enjoy . and im gonna be posting a new story up it's rated T till there is a reason for it not to its about sakura fining homeless kids and the mix is super different and im starting off slow dont wanna rush it so when i put it up its called "MY Emotionally Unresponsive Boys" ill probably change its name … so ya
Juggo: hey Acid long time no see
Acid:*gives guilty laugh* hahah um ya heee umm…. i love juggo !
Juggo: ….fine ok you got me
Akatsuki: you ow us a valentine surprise and a present cause how long you left us ,un,hm
Tobi: Tobi loves you Acid chan please dont you leave for that long again Tobi was sad!
Acid: ill try ok baby cake i bought you a giant chocolate bear cause i love you so much!
Tobi: Realy!
Acid ; *gives him giant chocolate bear*
Tobi: 0.0` gyaa yes
Acid: do the honors Haku
Haku: yes Acid Chan Neji You have no pride whats so ever (Neji: what!) anyways read review and enjoy Acid dose not own Naruto if she did naruto would be on a leash flying on a magic carpet (Acid: Would not!) now read!
Chapter 12 Naughty Haku
Haku P.O.V
"nnhg—hmmm….. nghh… Sak-" i hear a knock on my door that gets through my conciseness ."Haku!" i Hear .Oh My Carley Rae Jepsen! its Zabuza . I quickly throw my blanket over me and wrap myself up like a boss.
"Hey Haku …. why is your face red?" Zabuza asked leaning on my doorframe . i inhale and try to calm my breathing "its n-nothing stop bothering me Zabuza-San!" I blushed hard and give him a as angry as i possible could make face . he just sates at me and removes his bands from his mouth and gives me the ami signature shark tooth grin . admit why does he have to be himself today.
"Oh .. oH…OH! OMG My Haku's Finally Becoming a man Im so Proud of you!" he laughs and then squeals and tackles me. so not akward right…."Hahaha - Get The Hell Of Me Zabuza. If Sakura saw this she'd get a nosebleed and then she'd get us to do weird stuff and we'd end up on the internet with random girls and dudes making fan fiction about this and i don't want that to happen!" i Yelled
Zabuza was in between my covered legs and i was flat on my back with all his weight on me.I used all my strength and pushed him the fuck off me before i die . he landed crisscross on my bed and stared at me with a grin . he looked like a kid that found his dads porn and is gonna show it to mommy. "so Haku you were-" i cut him off "Shut up dont talk about it!" yelled blushing and adjusting my boxers with penguins and a boss polar bear saying "come on down you'll have fun!".
"So why the sudden urge wank like a closet perv leaf ninja" he asked me with a thoughtful look. why is it that he has the need to talk to me when i was in … well you know has the need to know why I'm fricken all hot and bothered with my hands down my boxers. i Answer him any ways so he can leave me in peace. dont get me wrong ill always be by his side but have you ever thought maybe i actually need time to myself and hes like a older brother that likes dressing me like girl and making dudes jelly and when they hit on me say im dude…. way off topic.
I blush finally getting the words together "Well you remember when i left with Juggo,Shika,Neji and Gaara to go to Saku's right?" i said fitting with my fingers dang it Hinata you rubbed off on me. Zabuza nodes and lean on his hand . "Well we got there and she opened the door holding strange pets puppy and a cat any way she was just wearing a lacy ivy green bra and matching thong and she was drenched in water and the water droplets falling off her pink bangs sliding down between her boobs going all the way down her flat stomach into her belly button and rolling slowly to the hem of her thong .. mmmhmmm! " i stopped and looked at Zabuza he was turned around .
" Haku.. i got….im gonna leave you to your own devices " he was blushing he left as soon as he stood up "nngh why Cherry chan are you so sinfully beautiful in every way all your curves" i un did my self from my burrito blanket and grabbed my member from under the covers and teased the tip of it "ahh Saku-Chan the way you always move unintentionally swaying so sexy mmhm Sa-ku-ra"i hummed.
i squeezed the tip lightly and began stroking it faster and faster and i feel it getting harder i stroke it faster as pre cum covers the tip. i lick my dry lips panting . i feel a spring in my stomach release and i burst seeing black and white dots in my vision as i came."SAKU!". after a few minutes i can see in fort of me "ha..ha..ha. huff.. Sakura" i groan and burry my head in my pillow to hide my blush and get up to take a shower and wash my blanket . Sakura you took me from being neutral to being a complete mess. i said to myself turing the heat up on the shower and sigh.
Acid: ok well this is a Haku chap so i hope you like and i want you to remember this HAku isn't a girl and dosent actually take shit from zabuza He went with Zabuza to be useful and he is also older than sakura by 3 years and sakura was 12 when they first met and he has to watch Zabuza so he wont burn the house truing to cook or turn on the heat or putting on his clothes.
Haku: thats right im not just pretty i actually have to watch out for Zabuza
Deidara: ok shut up tranny nobody cares
Everyone: But.. But Deidara you have no room to speak
Deidara: NO
Everyone:But
Deidara: NO he looks like a girl and sounds like one ok
Acid: Dei, Babe Shush and lets see who hasn't done anything hmm…..Kakazu do it
Kakazu: hope you enjoyed and read and review and thanks for reading now give me all your fucking money cause i said so.
Everyone: To.o
ps i have a poll up to decide what i should do with konan so please check it out it'll help move the story along and ill have the next chap out super fast ok