Acid note: so this chaps gonna probley longer than my other ones so lets do this

Acid: ok lets keep this simple guys realy when I said drop them I didn't mean strip and dry hump my leg like a dog

Itachi: oh we weren't supposed to drop em and yell and moan your name while we dry hump you because the only person who got a present was tobi and you have no money. Hmm

Acid: mhmmm shit ok please .. please stop pein jezz . if I had a dick right now im pretty sure there would be a hole in my white and black checkerboard skinny jeans and id be fucking you so hard the readers can hear your wonton screams and moans

Kisame: Pein I think you finally broke Acid chan shes problly gonna make sakura fuck the living hell out of you at some point in this story line

Pein : ha as if *grinds down*

Acid : dose anybody wants a sexy kitty cause I have a feeling this is gonna be every where .

Sasori: …..

Acid: are you gonna save me Sasori!?

Sasori: …. I want a turn (Acid: starts to cry a little .FUCK YOU AKATSUKI except Tobi casue hes a good boy)

Zetzu: well this is gonna get way to graphic even for fanfiction so please read and enjoy And fucking review you assholes, I give up on you What,any thanks . Hey sasori don't do that Holy shit she reached a limit (huge angst roar of pent up sexual tention. ) omg she has her strap on !

Tobi : umm wheres the button to turn it off (Pein: holy hell! Acid:im gonna fuc-)

Hidan-Cat-Blade_ hida notes are in italic

Kisame-Dog-Diesel

Pein-Cat-Peirce

Deidara-Cat-Sunny

Kakazu-Dog-Buddha

Madara-Dog-Trojan

Tobi-Dog-Bolt

Itachi-Cat-Roxas

Konan-Fox-White rose

Sasori-Cat-Beowulf

Zetzu-Dog-Zach-black side bold white side normal

Some P.O.V

I Open My eyes and the first thing that comes out of my mouth is "I wake up in the morning feeling pretty invincible " Holy shit this kinda shitty I think when I look. "holy shit im dreaming" ok before I get kicked by the angry viewers . ya you I know your name it has atleast a vowel and a normal letter in it. "why the hell is my dialogue crappy an stupid and whats going on". "shut up you tinkle tit damb furby

Beastyality, fuckard don't insult me you no nipple having nutsack"Acid yells and frowns upon uncooperative shota twink (^-^) lol its an intermission if you haven't figured out who it is its Sasuke ok back to the real story

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Ps play run to you by the pentatonix on youtube while reading this it sets the mood

Actual P.O.V AKA Sakura

Finally I had a long at the book store and decided to get my lil butt home to rest cause god damit I need it ya know. I sigh feeling the wind in my hair as I walk out the door and into konahas cool weather . it feels great .

I look around seeing the elderly taking there nightly stroll and the little kids playing outside with watchful eye of there parents. And the couples giggling and the Aburame family laughing in the BBQ place . I stop the Aburame Family is laughing! Um I don't even know what it would be about are they drunk did somebody slip them something ok im gonna just leave and act like I saw nothing.

Five minutes later I look up a see my home "welp lets get inside to my wonder pets" I say to my self with small smile. I unlock my door and see my wonder pets lounging around as if they had an intense espionage or something they looked cute .

on my special bean bag that I sit on when I have no work I see Bolt sprawled out like a starfish with his little ear twitching .on my couch were I always sit there is Peirce on his back leaning on my big blue Diesel his paw plopped over Peirce and on to Sunny who is curled up into a lil ball and purring like there's nothing to stop his freedom.

On the floor in front of me was Zach Beowulf. Beowulf was snuggled into Zach's stomach with his tail wrapped around the two toned tail.. Wait I realized that its not actually two toned its literally two tails well I learned some thing new. Zach had his black paw under Beowulf and his white paw drapped over him.

It was so cute I picked them up carefully and blace them on my loveseat lazy boy so I wont stomp on them . I Look to my coffee table and Buddha is lying onit with his 5 small tails wagging .. 5 tails ….. What ever. he's grumbling and meuffing on it he looks like hes in heaven

On the sofa across from sunny and the others where Roxas , Trojan, and White rose in a literal stack pile from bottom was Trojan then Roxas and white rose on top they where so peaceful. I look around and made sure Buddha did his job . there was Buddha , Roxas ,Sunny ,Trojan, Diesel ,Peirce ,white flower ,Bolt ,Zach ,Beowulf… wait where s Blade?

I Search around when I hear a soft meow from upstairs I follow the sound to my room and open it to see Blade "Oh there you are Blade I was looking for you" I pick him up and look into my room my alarm blaring numbers reading 9: 59 "its getting late im get ready to shower and brush my teeth then grab the rest of ya" I proceed to get my pj's and undwear to shower leaving the bathroom door slightly open .

15 minutes later I come out and go downstairs and see Buddha up . He prances or whatever this dog does and up to me . I pick him up and rub his head , I put him down on the stairs and went over to the red, black, and white pile on the floor and gently picked them up they both snuggle closer to the new warmth, I go up to my room and set them down and leave to get the black and purple tower and place them on my bed.

My 3rd trip consist of me figuring out how to pic up a blue puppy a orange cat and yellow without disturb the trio it was difficult and cute brought them up and put them down .but Peirce had his claws stuck on my shirt so he was hanging on to me I just walked down stairs to grab Bolt with Peirce hanging off me like a koala.

I bend down and pick up Bolt when I do all his limbs fall back limp, its like hes dead I stifle a giggle trying to boil up. And now I go up the stairs for rest of the night in my room I put Bolt down and wrench off Peirce. I look to see Buddha and Blade still up. I look at the time and it reads 10: 30 "its late lets get to bed" I say to Blade and Buddha. After a very long process of all of them waking up and finding spots on the bed we all finally got to sleep.

That Night I had another weird dream. I felt my wonder pets getting comfortable and snuggling up to me and pawing at my fullmeatal alchemist shirt with greed ling on it and ad having a tantrum and my pants bottom that had chibi Gray Fullbuster, and loke the leo with Natsu Dragneel on them. Peirce was on my neck purring, Diesel on my chest, Sunny on my hip, Blade on my leg, Trojan on my thigh , bolt Literally in my hair hes using my head as a mini version of my bed . Zach under my arm , Roxas acting like a sock, Beowulf in my shirt ..his heads in between my boobs so if I look down in hes would be staring at me … little hermit. White rose and Buddha on my Belly.

I wake up to something stroking my sides and they feel warm but a little rough and not at all fluffy and furry. Then as I start to be more conscious I hear voices arguing as I try to open my eyes hear them more clearly "Kasaki I don't think you should do that she's sleeping and that's really impolite of you " I hear a light voice plead and disapprove .

"I don't give a shit Shiro your just being whimsical and a little punk ass bitch" I hear the one called Kasaki a growl out with his rough voice. "shut it Kasaki!" the light voice that has been dubbed Shiro reply's . When my eyes are open I see a guy with who is half black and half white split right the center he had green hair and yellow eyes I look around for the second man I heard in my room.

Then I Hear the voices again. "Hello There Little Vixen"

My eyes widen "oh shit!" It was the Akatsuki member Zetsu , He's really good looking when you actually get to look at him, wait he has no clothes on I should be freaking out right now "what do you want Kasaki!?".

"You. I actually might have to agree with him this time". Zetsu got closer to my ear and whispered. At that moment I was startled awake by shuffling in my room. With that I bolted up sending my wonder pets tumbling off me (Tck she's abusing my babies, she is just horrible with animals (3))

Standing there in all his gayuke glory was sasuke that fucking saggy tity nipple licker…. Again in my room… I screeched like a nun in a catholic church retiring , at that my league of peeps all raised hair umm fur. "What the ever loving fuck are you doing in my room… again in the middle of the night …again!" I yelled that stupid Uchiha and then he starts to pull out some powder with weird evil sparkles oh those evil sparkles. And try's to throw his black cum powder at me, but White rose comes to my rescue and jumps in the way and falls back down bringing the powder down with her, she try's and shake the evil black powder with glitter in it off of her.

Just like that Sasuke's leaves out my window like the snake he is… not! I grab him by his butt bow and throw him out the window.. again and lock it. I wonder to my self how does he get in I lock the window all the time that freak. "he is so flippin weird ahg I need a restraining order or something" I get out of bed and pick up Peirce, Diesel, and Bolt who had fallen on the floor and put them on my bed except for Peirce and sat him on my lap .

I start to press and just cause pull a little on his cute pierced ears and then I hear pop " did I just really hear a pop?" I asked out loud all confused. Then a second after the pop i feel a bunch of weight come down on my lap. When I finished my blink I was being straddled by Pein.. He was straddling me with no clothes, naked, out in the nude, birthday suit, commando.

He was staring at me with his purple ringed eyes. And for a milla second I checked the fuck out this pierced carrot ginger in my lap(Sakura: psh Acid don't, don't say that I would never) he has piercing's on his….. face .. duh, his stomach, arms ,collarbone , his hips, and his …."Ehhh uhhh. AAAAAa!" I screamed here sitting on my lap butt naked is the leader of the akatsuki Pein.

'Where's Peirce where did he go, why are you here " I started to move back to further myself from his face I then notice two orange pierced cat ears on top of his head that twitched and a six orange tails. I know now why he has six cause ya know his six paths and all, his tails swaying this way and that way.

He leans into my ear and purrs "SA-KU-RA" he does it with a seductive voice. I start to turn redder then Gaara's hair and put my hand in front of my mouth as if to wipe it but leaves it there. Holy fucking shit I yell to my self and shove him off me and jump off the bed and move away stepping backwards.

That's when I noticed that Sunny was on my head when the heck did he get there. I just dropped that thought grabbed him from my head and brought him into my arms. Still how'd he stay on? "what are you doing here and where is my cat!" I yelled. "calm your huge tits Saku to answer your question and problem I am him" he answered like it was natural and sat naked in a crisscross applesauce fashion on bed, swishing his tails and twitching …his… e…ars. "What?" I say distracted

"I am . Me Pein am Your , that means you, cat as in meow orange . Iam your cat " he states . I give him this look so he goes on "im your cat, a Revival gone wrong with one of my paths , we are your pets, a mailman brought us here" he said. Im getting offended by how he's telling me this , he's lil dick. "Who's we and I don't believe you ?" I ask him cause he's the only other human in this room besides me.

I started to pet Sunny and snuggle him closer to me. Then I hear him sigh out "I am really jealous of deidara " he says with a sad smile and his ears and tails drop a little . "what are even talking about?" I say . he points at sunny and I look at Pein like hes an idiot. He sighs and comes over to me … he needs clothes .

I start to step back to get away from jim and he pulls on Sunnys little yellow and then I hear a pop . "did I just hear a pop .. again?" there was no longer the feeling of soft smooth fur but soft and smooth skin with really nice long hair and theres something heavy in my arms and stare down into familiar of blue eyes that now lips and eyebrows.

I just stand there and stare at him. This guy was supposedly my Sunny and as I stare I start to get red. I gently place Deidara on his feet and book it out of the room faster then Lee without his weights on into the bathroom, locked the door ,fell to my knees and crawled into my shower/ tub and pulled my shirt to my knees an put my face between my knees and had a mini freak out with tears running down my face

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ACID: I hope you liked this extra long chap

Pein: Acid chan come give me after care along with everyone else we cant walk oh wait wait deidara and kakazu are standing ahh nope ya come over here we need love my butt hurts and I want chocalte and milk bubble tea

Acid: *sighs * you should that you shouldn't provke a chic by now I swear ill send you off with any of the viewers for 5 bucks Pein

KIsame: why did ya due the rest of us we were innocent

Acid: one cause you didn't stop Pein and two Happy belated Valentine !(smiles)

Konan: im the only one capable of standing so ill do the thingy. Ok so thi is super important like don't press the gow damb red button important like if the 10 tails is fully revived important. Like omg PORN imPOrRaNt, in order to make the next chap you need check Acids poll and answer them it holds the fate of the story in your hand s and we cant put up next chapter until then or sexy time its realy important and tell us how you like Acids new Format is it better. Please read and review if needed Pm Acid chan she'll answer you. Thank you bye

Everyone : chocolates good for your soul.