NEXT CHAPTER! I think this one was very fun to do! I hope you guys enjoy this as much as I did. Review please!
Normal Emily's POV
We landed in another universe, but what we didn't expect was that not only was this a medieval universe, BUT WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLEFIELD! Luckily, we were all together, but the armies were coming toward us. Funny how they never noticed us coming through the portal. I mean seriously!
"OH, COME ON!" Jared whined.
"RUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!" I cried aloud as the armies clashed together.
We all ran as fast as we could from the soldiers, who were killing each other in a blood bath. I swear, this was like 300 up close, only this was REAL. At least the alien me and Lizard Jared could take care of themselves. Lizard Jared was killing off some of the soldiers and Jaden was trying to defend us with his monsters.
The Lizard Jared happened to kill one soldier with one swift, but another one was coming toward him. I gasped.
"LOOK OUT!" I cried before the soldier was force pushed from Lizard Jared.
"What the..." Lizard Jared responded from the attack as he turned and saw a small boy with short black hair, bright yellow eyes, and was wearing some sort of alien jumpsuit... that... oh no, it can't be. Please, I must be dreaming!
"Are you okay?" The boy asked as the Lizard Jared nodded.
I saw his partner, I knew so well. She held chocolate brown hair held in a ponytail, school uniform of a blue top with her school name and logo on her right hand corner of her shirt, black shoes, and khaki pants. She easily avoided the soldiers attacking her without a sweat and kicked and punched them in their weak points, not including the groin. I must be dreaming!
The girl took out a weird looking pistol, which I knew was an alien gun, and shot one of the soldiers, disintegrating him from existence. Everyone froze in place with a huge gasp, not that I could blame them.
"Boo," the girl smirked as all the armies fled for their very lives. She returned the gun back into her belt hung around her waist.
"Nice move, Alexa," The boy smirked as the girl gave a nod.
"Are you guys okay?" Jaden asked us after putting his duel disk away.
"That was just annoying! Why in the middle of a freakin' battlefield? WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?" Jared cried aloud.
"Can any of you tell us where we are?" The boy asked us with command and leadership.
"Who the heck are you?" Lizard Jared asked the two.
"NO FREAKIN' WAY! I MUST BE DREAMING! SOMEONE PINCH ME NOW!" I cried excitedly, then noted my brother trying to sneak a pinch on my arm. "Not literally!" My brother then stopped with a pouty look on his face. I came to the front of my friends. "Guys, I want to introduce you to Alexa, or Alexandria Day..." I pointed to the girl with the brown hair in a ponytail. I then pointed to the boy with the yellow eyes and alien suit. "... and this is Granson Reray (ri-ray)."
"Weird name," Lizard Jared replied.
"Hello, alien! Of course it sounds weird!" I said rolling my eyes.
"No, I mean Alexa Day? I mean, why is her last name Day?"
"And how did you know our names?" Alexa asked me.
"It's... a long story," I replied in a sly smirk. Alexa and Granson were characters from my own made up story I did when I was 17. It was called Alexa the Galaxy Girl about a young middle school girl, who lived in a strict environment, that would protect the galaxy from thieves and thugs like an intergalactic police officer. Granson had chosen her and her best friend Bonnie as the two Earthlings to protect the galaxy until their death or retirement. Alexa was the leader of the team, since their boss put her in charge. I was so stoked about this reunion.
"Well, I guess we should find some shelter," Jaden suggested and we all agreed.
"And this time, I won't run into any rocks!" Lizard Jared said excitedly. I still chuckled over that.
"I sense some shelter ahead of us through that forest," Alien me said, pointing to the dark forest ahead of us.
"Then let's go!" I said and we all walked into the forest.
The whole place was dark and creepy in some manner, but as long as there was shelter, I was fine. Everyone seemed to be thinking on the same level. I still couldn't get the thought out of my head that my two favorite made-up characters were actually here in this universe! It was true that this wasn't the first time something like this happened like the Vampire me, since she was actually from one of my stories Secretly Undead about what my life could've been if I was a vampire. I was obsessed over Twilight and the idea of being a vampire during the time. Though, it wasn't my favorite story.
We finally made it to the shelter my alien self was talking about. It seemed like a log cabin, but it was better than nothing and we needed shelter. We all entered inside the home and Lizard Jared cooked rabbit. I suppose that shouldn't be a surprise.
"What, did you think I was gonna eat this raw?" Lizard Jared asked me.
"Not really and even so, we really don't care," I replied, shrugging.
"Since we're settled in, can anyone tell us where we are?" Alexa asked us.
"We're in another dimension. I think it's some sort of medieval timeline or something," I replied.
"Well, this is perfect!" Granson said sarcastically. "At least it's no different than the stuff we go through."
Alexa heard her cell phone text ring and dug into her pocket to retrieve it. She flipped it open with widened eyes. I was kinda surprised myself.
"My phone can reach through other dimensions?" Alexa asked in great surprise.
"I guess it can. You have sprint?" Jared asked.
"Verizon."
"Stupid Verizon. You got the Alter Dimensional Package Deal didn't you?"
"Great, my parents are wondering where I am and I can't tell them, because not even I know myself! They also wouldn't believe me."
"I would!" Lizard Jared said.
"Jared, you're a mutant lizard!" I pointed out with a grim face.
"Half breed actually."
All of a sudden, our door burst open by two dangerous bandits. Lizard Jared was about to attack when one of the bandits shot an electrical net at him, which made him paralyzed.
"HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? THIS IS THE MEDIEVAL AGES!" Lizard Jared cried.
"He will make an excellent meal for tonight!" The bandit, who captured Lizard Jared, smirked.
"NO! NO! I'M HALF BREEDED HUMAN AND LIZARD!"
"Alright kiddies, hands in the air!" The second bandit threatened us with a gun in his hand as we all put our hands up.
"Are any of you gonna fight these guys? I don't wanna be food!" Lizard Jared whined.
"He's got a gun and we're not exactly invincible," Granson glared.
"He's right," Alien me replied.
"Search them!" The bandit told his comrades, which made me smirk deviously. That was one huge mistake, if I knew about Alexa.
The bandits searched through all of us, including Alexa. The bandit searching her retrieved a strange small cylinder-like object with blue lights on one side. It gave him an electrical shock, which knocked him out cold. I showed a slight chuckle as the bandits gasped at this sight. Alexa glared at the bandits and picked up the object that shocked the bandit, that searched her, and electrocuted the other bandits.
"That's why you never mess with Alexa's stuff. It's waiting for a death wish," I smirked in response. Alexa freed Lizard Jared, who was relieved by that.
"Let's get out of here, before we run into anymore of those weirdos," Lizard Jared suggested and we all agreed.
We left the log cabin and began walking down the forest. The problem always came of us not knowing where we were. Lizard Jared decided to climb a tree to find out where we are, and because he was bored. I suppose even as a mutated lizard, he's still the same Jared.
We were all waiting for him until I noticed some strange witch appear. I was about to warn the others until she cast a spell on us to make us fall asleep. That was the last I remembered before my world turned black.
Lizard Jared's POV
I was high up in the tree to figure out where we are and where to go from here. It was fun swinging on the tree and getting to the top. After I figured out our current location, whatever it was called, I jumped down to find my friends gone. GONE? IT CAN'T BE!
"NO!" I cried out. I began to feel fearful with my friends gone. "W-Where are they? I sense some strange scent. I might need a rod, BUT WHERE AM I GONNA FIND ONE IN THIS MEDIEVAL TIME?
Alexa's POV
We all woke up and found ourselves in a strange dark room of some kind. I suppose this is no surprise. My friends and I get captured like this on a regular basis. Sometimes I feel like Nancy Drew when she's tied down in a situation. At least I don't have my hands and feet strapped like usual.
My friends moaned and woke up, including Granson.
"At least we're not in cages," Jaden said.
"I hope we don't become part of that witch's soup or something," Jared said.
"Ew," Emily responded. I have to agree with her on that.
The witch appeared with her devious smirk. I stood up showing no fear on my face, like usual. I never backed down from anybody! That was just me.
"Glad you all could make it, kiddies," the witch smirked evilly.
"You're not gonna make us into a soup are ya?" Jared asked.
"Ew no! I'm gonna make you into my pawns to..." the witch said before Emily interrupted.
"Let me guess 'to destroy a kingdom,'" Emily thought.
"Exactly!" The witch smirked.
"OF COURSE!" Alien Emily said in a dramatic way. We all stared at her. "Never mind."
"Great, we're gonna be her puppet," Jaden said in annoyance. The witch chanted a spell and we began moving out of our control. 'oh great!'
We all transported to a forest somewhere. In front of us was some sort of kingdom with a huge castle in the middle. I guess this does seem cliché. I mean what the heck? Even the enemies where I come from are not this cliché about taking over cities! In fact, non of them ever went that far, except Granson's father.
We began attacking the city. I found myself shooting at innocent people and fighting soldiers and guards. Jared was sleeping through the whole thing. I guess he got bored. Wait, where was his lizard self?
Lizard Jared's POV
I finally was able to find a pipe to run around in the speed of light and pick up my friends' scent. I came to a dark room of some sort, but my friends were already gone. DARN IT!
"AW MAN! I just found this pipe and now they're gone!" I cried aloud. "Oh well, I was able to find it once and I can do it aga..." That was when a rock was thrown through a window in the room and knocked, breaking my pipe AND THE ONLY ONE I COULD FIND. "NOOOOOOO! IT WAS THE ONLY PIPE I COULD FIND AND ROCKS CAN BREAK PIPES! NOTHING MAKES SENSE!"
Alexa's POV
All of us were destroying everything in this kingdom. I was starting to feel bad for them. I also noticed Jared was still asleep the whole time while the witch was controlling him. How is he able to sleep through everything that's going on around here? I tried warning everyone to leave, but they didn't seem to listen, even when I had my gun out.
Granson seemed to be getting tired, since the witch was making him use his abilities. That usually took alot of power for Cronions. That's why they never use these abilities very often. I was starting to get anxiously worried for him.
"Ugh! I hate this!" Granson complained while using his abilities to destroy three houses in one blow. Gee, where does he get all that energy?
"I wish this would just stop!" I complained.
"Huh, what? Did somebody say something?" Jared asked, waking up. Oh, now he wakes up?
My phone began ringing, again, and I stopped moving. The witch's spell stopped, which was awesome!
"Hey, the spell wore off!" I cried excitedly.
"You got the Anti Spell Package Deal?" Jared asked me. I shrugged, not knowing what the heck he was talking about. I checked my cell phone. Great, my parents were trying to locate me too! Not that they would be able to find me anyways. I sensed grounding in present. I decided to free my friends.
I dug into my pocket to retrieve a couple of Clean Up Bombs. These usually took away any Neurons effecting anyone physically that wasn't part of their body. I threw them at my friends and the spell wore off. At least with most of them.
"HEY! I'M FREE!" Jared cried excitedly.
"Uh, I'm still under her spell!" Granson cried. Ugh! I forgot he ages differently than us! I slapped my forehead.
"Oh crud, I completely forgot it only works for those under 60 years of age!" I cried.
"Wait, 60? But... he's twelve... isn't he?" Jaden asked, looking at Granson weirdly.
"Actually, he's 62 in Earth years," Emily explained. How the heck does she know? I mean not even my parents know! Nobody can really tell, because Granson is an alien and ages differently... slowly. In fact, by the time I'm in my adult age of 18, he will probably look like a freshman from high school. It's hard to believe really.
Just as Granson was in front of the huge castle in the middle of the kingdom we were destroying, I ran to him saying, "I have an idea!" I made a quick kick on where most would think was his butt area close to the groin area, but I knew better. Granson became paralyzed in an instant. I knew Cronions' weak points. Man, good thing my parents are not here!
"Nice idea!" Lizard Jared said, it was about time he arrived. "Right on the buttocks!"
"Actually, our kind's body is built differently than humans. That would normally hurt a male human, but for me, it just makes me paralyzed," Granson replied.
"Wait, then how do you go potty?" Lizard Jared asked.
That's when Granson began spilling yellowish-gray liquid from his mouth. Did he have to ask that? The two Jared's seemed grossed out, just like Bonnie and I were when we first discovered this. Granson's private parts were not even in the places where a human male's private areas were. I discovered this when Bonnie, Granson, and I went to his home planet on the beach. They never cover their bottom area. It was kinda weird when Bonnie and I first came there.
"EEEEEEWWWWW!" Lizard Jared cried. "You're a weird person!"
"I'm a Cronion!" Granson said, while getting up. "Huh, I guess the witch's spell is gone."
"You're a potty mouth!" Jared cried. Okay, that did it! We all burst out laughing. That was a good one!
"You guys are hilarious!" Granson glared with folded arms.
"POTTY MOUTH!" Jared shouted as Granson rolled his eyes.
"We work differently than you humans! We don't even eat the food you guys eat!"
"He's right, he eats bacteria," Emily said. Seriously, how does she know this much about us?
"WAIT, BUT THERE'S NOT MUCH HERE!" Lizard Jared cried out.
"There is in my planet," Granson shrugged.
"Anyways, let's get rid of that witch!" Emily said. We all agreed.
We ran after the witch. Granson used his powers to pin her up against the wall. Where does he get all that energy?
"You... You little..." the witch shouted before Alien Emily electrocuted her brain and fried it. Wow, she's pretty cool!
"At least she's not my dad," Granson said. I nodded in agreement.
That's when another portal came and engulfed us. Seriously, why do these portals keep appearing?