Another day another crazy dimensional traveling adventure huh? Lol okay, here's the next one. This is gonna give you a sense of Gulliver's Travels. Review please!
Granson's POV
All of us landed in another bizarre universe, wherever it was. What's strange is that I'm the only alien, besides this Alien Emily, that is in this group and we haven't even been in other planets. I'm kinda confused with this other dimension thing. I guess it's because I've been to other universes and worlds before, but not these.
We seemed to be on some sort of soft dirted ground with large green things taller than Alexa's house. Actually, it was larger than my ship, and it's huge! Though, that didn't really matter, because we came face to face with some new comers. More like newer versions of Emily and Jared. One looked and felt more normal than the Alien Emily and the other seemed to have similar frequencies like the Alien Emily.
"HA! I finally was able to figure out a way to travel dimensions!" The other Jared said delightfully.
"Hey guys!" The other Emily greeted us. Some weird-haired kid was with her too.
"Hey!" The weird haired kid greeted.
"No way, it's Yugi!" Jaden cried.
"And it's the psychic me!" Normal Emily cried out as her and her psychic self, I'm guessing, hugged each other and jumped up and down like two little toddlers.
"Have you seen my sister, who's less annoying than those two," The other Jared asked, pointing to the two Emily's.
"Is she the Alien me? We ran into her in the last universe, but she disappeared for some reason," Normal Emily replied, shrugging.
"Darn it! And my dimension travel machine self destructed on me when I left. I probably shouldn't have hired that Dr. Doofenshmirtz guy to build it for me."
"I told ya!" The Psychic Emily smirked, crossing her arms.
"Shut up!"
"You must be the Alien Jared then," Normal Emily thought. She probably had a point, especially since I can sense the same frequencies as the Alien Emily.
"Uh... can someone tell me where we are?" Jaden asked to all of us. That was a good question.
"Well... judging by the tall grass, I'd say we're in the land of giants," the Psychic Emily said, pointing to the tall green things. I guess that's what those are. Wait, GRASS?
"OH, COME ON!" Normal Jared whined before we began feeling a great shake from the ground. I had a bad feeling it was from one of the giant Earthlings.
We looked up and saw what seemed to look like a little girl, who was the size of a street light from planet Earth. We began running as fast as we could before she could see us, better yet, grab us. The last thing I wanted was to be a child's play toy. I noticed the girl grabbing Normal Emily, then Alexa.
"Ah!" Alexa screamed.
"ALEXA!" I cried out.
"In here!" Normal Jared cried out to the rest of us from a hole as we made our way there. Though, before I could make it, I felt myself being grabbed by soft little fingers. This is really embarrassing.
"There, now you have a prince," the little girl said to Alexa. OH! THIS HAS GOT TO BE A FREAKIN' JOKE!
"BUT I'M NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO DATE!" Alexa cried out.
"And I can't marry until I'm 5 Crons (crons equals 15 earth years)!" I glared. I mean Alexa would make a good wife for me, but I can't be 5 Crons for another 14 years! This felt really weird to me. Then again, this is a little girl who thinks we're dolls.
"Co'mon, let's play Prince and Princess!" The little girl grinned excitedly. Normal Emily sighed in annoyance while looking at Jaden. Huh, I guess that girl got him too.
"At least you're not Yugi," Normal Emily thought with a slight sigh escaping her lips.
"What's wrong with Yugi?" Jaden asked.
"He's short and his hair looks like a mutated starfish," Normal Emily replied.
"I hope our friends come for us," I said.
The little girl ran up the stairs, tracking mud on the floor. No manners either, apparently! Then again, she is only six... at least I think Earthlings are six at this point. On my planet, a kid like that would be one and a half crons. I suppose it depends on what type of creature you are.
We were all carried upstairs and put inside a little doll house. This felt like a real pain. I mean what's the worse this girl would do? I suppose there's nothing I could come up with. The little girl put Alexa and Normal Emily on the roof of the doll house.
"Wait, you need to be in your dresses," the little girl grinned brightly. Oh great!
"Just as long as it's not a mini skirt. My parents would throw a fit," Alexa said and she was right. Her parents always need her covered.
"No mini skirts would be nice," Normal Emily agreed. I sure hope my friends are doing better then us.
Normal Jared's POV
The giant little girl took my sister, Alexa, Granson, and Jaden and I needed to figure out how to rescue them. At least we weren't captured like the other four. Now, we can figure out a plan to rescue everyone, at least the ones that the little girl took. The alien me seemed nervous after almost being abducted by a giant six-year-old.
"We need to go after them!" Psychic Emily said. She was right!
"Then we need to find a plan!" I told everyone.
"Hm," Psychic Emily thought while rubbing her chin. She flew in the air and glanced at how long it would take for us to make it to the huge house. "Luckily, we don't have to deal with stairs like the last time I was here."
"You've been here before?" I asked surprised.
"You guys weren't around. It's a long story," Psychic Emily replied before flying down to the ground. "Anyways, for us it should be... a few or so miles."
"Ugh!" I complained. This was going to be a long day!
Alexa's POV
The little brat finally put us in our dresses, or should I say big brat. Ugh, whatever! At least the guys never saw us dressing! That would be SO embarrassing. I wore a poofy red dress while Normal Emily wore this long blue dress. She seemed to like it alot.
"Not bad," Normal Emily said.
"Now for the game!" The little girl said. She had us on top of her doll house like we were stuck on a tower and Jaden and Granson had to 'save us.' I swear, this is so not what I had in mind of romance. I mean when I picture romance, I don't think of Granson saving me from a doll house or tower! This felt embarrassing, even though it was just a little girl playing a game. It wasn't because I never liked Granson, but that I really did like him romantically.
After our 'princes' saved us from the 'tower,' we were to be married. Oh great! At least Normal Emily and Jaden were first on the alter, or what the little girl made as an alter.
"Will Emily take Jaden to be her lawfully wedded husband?" The girl asked.
"I do," Normal Emily replied grimly.
"Aw, lighten up, it's not like we're actually at a real wedding," Jaden grinned cheerfully.
"It's not that, it's..."
"Now, you may kiss the bride," the little girl said.
"THAT!" Normal Emily cried as the little girl slammed them together, their heads knocking against each other. DANG!
"This whole day is gonna give me a migraine," I thought.
"You took the words right out of my mouth," Granson agreed.
Psychic Emily's POV
We all finally made it inside the house. Normal Jared was feeling exhausted and tired, not that I could blame him. All of us finally made it inside the house and now we needed to go inside without being spotted.
"So... tired," Normal Jared said huffing and puffing.
"At least we made it," Yugi said. He had a point.
"Let's go inside," I told everyone.
"Wait, there could be mouse traps!" Normal Jared warned us. OH GEE!
"What is this Tom and Jerry?" I asked rhetorically.
"Well... we are small, we could fit into one of those..." Normal Jared replied while I was checking to see if there was anyone who could spot us.
"The coast is clear!" I signaled everyone before we all crawled under the crack of the door and entered inside.
"So, where did she go?" Yugi asked.
"Well, judging by the mud tracks, I say she's up the stairs in her room," Alien Jared replied as we noticed a long flight of stairs. GREAT!
"Well... this should take a while," I replied.
"Can't you just fly us up?" Normal Jared asked me. You've got to be kidding me!
"It takes alot of energy for me to focus on lifting alot of objects for who knows how many feet in the air. It's better to just climb on each other shoulders and help each other up the stairs," I suggested.
"AW MAN!" Normal Jared complained. I guess he didn't like the news.
We all began helping each other up the flight of stairs. We were getting tired from the climbing of over twenty steps, or seemed like twenty. It was a long way up the stairs and one step felt like wall climbing without the stepping stones. At least we were getting exercise. I could feel the muscles growing from all these adventures and climbing the stairs.
Finally, after about twenty or so minutes, we finally made it up the stairs. We were also helping Jared up, who was out of breath, not that I could blame him. I was feeling tired myself. At least we made it to the top.
"We... finally... made it," Normal Jared said huffing and puffing.
The little girl blasted out of her room with Granson in one hand, running down the stairs. She didn't see us, thankfully, but we still had to save Granson.
"Let's get the others. We'll get Granson later," Normal Jared said and we all followed his lead.
As soon as we made it inside the little girl's room, I found my normal self sitting on the edge of the doll house and she said, "about time you showed up!"
"Why don't cha get out of the doll house?" Normal Jared asked.
"I would, except it's on the table and we can't get down!" My normal self replied. She was right!
"Here, let me help," I offered as I used my powers to lift Alexa and my normal self down to the ground.
"HEY! WHERE'S JADEN?" Alien Jared asked before we heard a cry.
"Help!" Jaden cried, who was stuck under a toy car.
"How do we save him?" Normal Jared asked.
"I know!" Alexa replied as she ran to the toy car and lifted it off of Jaden before setting it down. Normal Jared looked embarrassed.
"Well... it looked heavier where I was standing!"
"Let's go save Granson!" Alexa shouted to us. Knowing her, she was determined to save her future alien husband.
We ran from the little girl's bedroom to where we just appeared from the flight of stairs. GREAT! MORE STAIRS! WHAT'S WITH US AND STAIRS? I moaned in complaint and I could hear my normal self having a complaining moan in her tone. This was gonna be a long ways down.
Granson's POV
The little girl brought me to the kitchen to wash me off. I swear, this is worse than the time I was trying to buy Alexa a dog for her birthday! I mean how was I supposed to know that 'bitch' was an insult to a female woman? I mean it's not like just one year and I already know the Earthling culture! Though, that was history that Alexa still never lets that die off.
Anyways, the girl put me under cold, COLD water! I swear, even my blood was turning solid. Though, I was able to get some food down. There was bacteria in this tap water from the sink. My chest began to crack open up for my stomach to collect the bacteria for nutrients. My suit, where my chest area was, began blowing in and out. The little girl started getting weird out.
"What's that?" The little girl asked.
"Trust me, I doubt if you wanna know," I replied. Seriously, when Bonnie and Alexa found out how I ate, they looked like they were gonna puke. The little girl took off my top-half of my suit and saw the little crack opening in the middle of my chest where it collects bacteria and puts it in my stomach.
"What's that?" The girl asked, pointing to the crack of my chest.
"Again, don't wanna know."
"Please! You can tell me anything!"
"Trust me, you don't wanna know!" I replied. Seriously, when will she just stop? I feel like I'm gonna die at any minute. Wait, oh crud! "Hey, you have a bathroom? I need to go to the bathroom."
"Okay!"
The little girl ran from the kitchen and up the steps to the bathroom. I happen to pass my friends, who made it to the bottom of the steps just as we were coming up the steps. They didn't seem happy by this. In fact, I swear I heard Normal Jared scream, "COME ON!" I kinda felt sorry for the guy.
The little girl took me to the bathroom and hovered me over the toilet.
"Just turn me upside down," I suggested. She looked at me funny before turning me upside down and I let the waste out of my mouth. I made sure my ding dong didn't show from my mouth. That was another embarrassing thing about us Cronions. Our ding dongs are in our mouths so our tongues... or what look like tongues... yeah. That's why we never kiss until we're married and in private. In fact, I've never even heard of a kiss until I came to Earth.
After I was done doing my business, I noticed the little girl seemingly grossed out. She said, "that's gross."
"I'm an alien," I replied.
The little girl took me out of the bathroom and I noticed I was passing my friends while she was taking me to her room. I was hoping someone would get me away from this creep. Luckily, Alexa popped out and cried out to the little girl. She turned and saw Alexa.
"Hey, how did you get here?" The little girl asked before I used my force push to get her hand to loosen up and I dropped out of her hand. "HEY!"
"RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" Normal Jared cried out as we both ran out as fast as we could.
We all ran toward the that led down. I felt us all being lifted onto the railing by Psychic Emily. Wow, she can do that? No wonder she's called psychic.
"YOU COULD'VE DONE THAT THIS WHOLE FREAKIN TIME?" Normal Jared yelled at Psychic Emily.
"It's more fun to work our way up," Psychic Emily replied.
"I HATE YOU, YOU KNOW THAT?"
"Yes."
We finally landed, thanks to Psychic Emily, on the ground safely before running out the door and into the grass. We kept running and running until we fell into a little small hole. We were cramped and I couldn't feel my legs. At least this was better than the doll house or getting headaches from 'kissing the bride.'
"Jared, your foot is on my face!" Normal Emily complained.
"I know, now hush!" Normal Jared replied.
"Who's butt is on my face?" Jaden asked. This was embarrassing.
"It's not a butt!" I corrected. "It's the Soffy Cron Spot. You hit it, we're paralyzed!" Heck, it doesn't even have a crack. We Cronions poo and pee through the mouth.
"Let's stay quiet until she leaves!" Alien Jared told all of us.
We waited for at least several minutes before finally freeing ourselves out, knowing the little girl was gone. At least she was gone and didn't have to force us to bump heads or anything. This whole day was gonna require a migraine pill, a huge one.
"At least she's gone," Normal Jared said huffing and puffing.
"What about us? We're still wearing these dresses!" Alexa complained, not that I could blame her.
"Don't you have clothes underneath that?" Normal Jared asked.
"No!"
"Oh."
"Here, I got something!" Psychic Emily said before bringing out two pairs of jeans and a couple of shirts.
"You had those the whole time?" Normal Jared asked in shock.
"No, I just got them from the little girl's house. They're actually barbie doll clothing."
"Better than nothing," Normal Emily replied before her and Alexa took off some clothes and changed into the doll clothing inside the hole. Emily wore some bell bottom jeans and a red shirt under a jean jacket. Alexa wore some jeans, a pair of boots, and a long sleeved white shirt under a short sleeved purple shirt.
"Ha, you look like you're from the 80's!" Normal Jared teased. I guess because of the bell bottoms?
"These are very stylish thank you very much!" Normal Emily glared.
"Whatever!"
That's when another portal came and took us to another dimension. What's with these portals?
