Here is the next chapter! I'm gonna have some Nostalgia Critic references, so be prepared lol. I hope you like this! Review please!
Normal Jared's POV
We all ended up in some other jungle universe, hopefully this wasn't a virtual reality game and it wasn't a YUGIOH ABRIDGED SERIES REFERENCE! Seriously, that just gets annoying! I mean it's funny when my sister showed it to me, but then she just kept making jokes about that over and over again! That's the downside about having sisters.
"Where are we now?" I asked.
"Another jungle?" Princess Aurora wondered.
"Actually, it looks more like a forest," Emily replied. "Wait, where's the superhero us?"
"Guess they left," I shrugged.
"Uh guys!" Hanaski cried out to us while pointing to A FREAKIN' HUGE DRAGON COMING TOWARD US!
"Oh no!" Emily responded before we noticed the dragon screeching and swishing its body around like it was fighting something.
That was when we noticed another version of me with some sort of weird dragon armor. He was riding the back of that dragon and slightly stabbing it with the sword. Wow, he looks freakin' awesome! This version of me is taking down a freakin' dragon!
"DOWN! DOWN!" My other self shouted to the dragon before it finally heed to him. He then jumped from the dragon and landed in front of us. "Who are you?"
"My name's Emily and these are Hanaski, Atem, Aurora, and your alternate self, we're from another universe!" Emily blabbered, but I knew better and corrected.
"Actually, what she was going to say was that we're travelers," I corrected my sister, hoping that this other me wouldn't think we were witches and burn us alive or something.
"Uh... whatever you say," The other me replied. "I'm Jared, the dragon trainer."
"Cool!"
Suddenly, we saw a giant snake the size of a tower. It hissed at us and the Dragon Trainer me took out his sword and was about to attack it. Though, we saw another Emily take out a sword and slash its head off. DANG! This Emily seemed to be wearing some dark age clothing, but it was armor, stockings, and leather boots. She also had an arrow carrier behind her back and a bow under it.
"Hey, I was going to kill him!" Dragon Trainer me shouted.
"Well, this one ate my food and was annoying, so there!" The other Emily replied with a smirk. She eyed us and asked, "so, who are you guys?"
"I'm Emily, this is Jared, Hanaski, Atem, and Aurora. We're from another universe and are traveling from universe to universe," Emily replied. Seriously, does she always have to be the one to say it?
"Cool! I've always wanted to explore new places, mind if I join?" The other Emily asked.
"Sure," Princess Aurora replied with her perky smile. I swear she's annoying!
"Wait, you're from other universes? Why didn't you say so?" Dragon Trainer me asked.
"I did, it's just that my brother changed it," Emily said before I rolled my eyes. "Anyways, who are you?"
"I'm Princess Emily!" Princess Emily said. Seriously, she's a Warrior Princess?
"Anyways, we better find a place to stay until another portal appears," Atem suggested. He made a good point.
"We could stay at that kingdom over there!" Princess Emily suggested, pointing to a curtain city.
"Isn't that where your kingdom used to be?" Dragon Trainer me asked.
"It used to, but then Dad bought another kingdom and let that one be ruled by my sister Jessica," Princess Emily replied.
"JESSICA! BUT ISN'T SHE SIX?" I asked, freaking out.
"Huh? No way! She's thirteen," Princess Emily replied, rolling her eyes. DANG!
"Good, because I was going to say..."
"I hope she's not betrothed," I heard Emily mutter.
We followed Princess Emily to her former kingdom, I guess. The area seemed like something from the middle ages or Roman times. It was really, really weird. Then again, this isn't the first time I've been to the dark ages. It actually can be pretty fun when you get cool awesome armor! I hope I find some here.
Princess Emily led us to a huge tower. Okay, you have got to be kidding me!
"You're not gonna make us climb all the way up there, are you?" Dragon Trainer me asked.
"Of course not," Princess Emily replied while rolling her eyes. She pressed a stone piece on the tower and it opened a secret passageway. "My dad had me stay here until a prince came and rescued me, but I got bored, so I made a secret passageway and any prince that came I fought to the death with them. Non won."
"Huh, I should've thought of that," Princess Aurora thought aloud.
"As long as we have a place to stay," I said.
There was a long staircase leading to the top. Some of them had doors where our rooms would be at. I decided to try out one of the doors and to my horror, IT WAS A GIRLY ROOM!
"AHHHHHHHH! IT'S GIRLY!" I screamed.
"Yeah, I usually had sleepovers with my girlfriends while I was here," Princess Emily mentioned. I could even hear that annoying giggling.
"I'm sleeping outside!" My Dragon Trainer self shouted aloud. I couldn't blame him! Though, I couldn't sleep outside on the ground, in case it rained, so I decided to suck it up. It was for only one night. This will probably give me nightmares: the white curtains, the girly flowery bed, and purple flowers EVERYWHERE!
We all slept that night. Seriously, this room is gonna give me nightmares for the rest of my life. Here I thought being trapped in Japan was bad! THIS is ten times worse!
Princess Emily's POV
The next day, I cooked up some pancakes for everyone. They were all excited and ate. It was a good thing I took a few cooking lessons from being royalty. Though, it was more fun when I started being on my own and slaying creatures. It's like another adventure waiting to happen. Seriously, I love it!
After breakfast, I decided to take everyone shopping. The boys joined my dragon trainer brother in getting his armor or something like that. Atem left to explore the place. As for me, I was showing the girls around the area. Princess Aurora sure loved it! The clothes here were fabulous!
"I love this!" Princess Aurora exclaimed with her new outfit. It was a dark pink top and skirt that was close to black, some dark purple stockings, and black boots. My normal self wore a dark blue dress with a short skirt, black stockings, dark blue boots, and black gloves. I wore the same armor outfit, since I just wanted my new girlfriends to have more stylish clothing.
"Me too!" My normal self said.
"Anyways, let's go search for my brother," I decided as we were on our way to where the others were.
Dragon Trainer Jared's POV
I was glad to be away from the girls doing their "girly things." I led everyone to the huge palace in the kingdom we were staying at. That was where my armor was. I suppose technically speaking, I'm of royalty, but I never considered myself that. I mean I don't go pouncing around in a premadonna outfit and acting all snooty. I usually just ride on dragons and slay creatures.
"Is this where your armor is?" Hanaski asked me.
"Yep," I replied. When I got to the door, I began banging on it like a mad man. "OPEN THIS DOOR, NOW!"
"Gee, we're right here! It'd be nice if you just asked politely instead of screaming!" My servant replied in a complaining manner from the other side of the door.
"DON'T GIVE ME THAT, NOW GET YOUR BUTT HERE AND OPEN THE DOOR!" I yelled before my servant opened the door with a grim look. My normal self and Hanaski looked at me funny. "I hear if you're persuasive enough and keep yelling at them, they'll be more obedient."
"Riiiiiiiight," Hanaski replied in a funny tone.
I walked upstairs and got my armor. I was looking for my sword and couldn't find it, I asked aloud, "Jessica, have you seen my sword?"
"Shouldn't it be in the back?" A female voice of my sister replied. I looked in the back of my closet and finally found my sword.
"Nevermind!"
"I still wonder how it's possible for Jessica to be 13 here and 6 where I live," The normal me said. I wish I knew that! The fact that she's six in their universe is weird to me!
We left the castle and I untied my pet dragon Cujo. He was black, as big as a chariot, and soared like a bird. He was perfect for traveling! I noticed my sister flying with her pet dragon Fluffy. I don't know why she called her dragon that, seeing that it's a boy!
"Oh, hey Emily!" I greeted my sister, who landed her dragon. Compared to mine, hers was a big dark brownish dragon. It was big enough to carry a group of people.
"So, what do you want to do?" Emily asked.
"I was thinking of exploring new places," I suggested.
"I suppose we could go beyond the boarders."
"Cool!" Normal Emily grinned excitedly.
"Let's go!" Normal me said.
Everyone else rode on Emily's dragon, since mine was too small to carry no more than two people at a time. We flew in the air, and then I realized something. We were missing someone!
"Wait, where's Atem?" Princess Aurora asked. That's right, he went out exploring this world!
Prince Atem's POV
I was exploring this area. I happen to come across a curtain mountain and decided to climb it. It led me to a mysterious cave, which I soon realized held two red eyes through the shadows. I could smell burning smoke, which meant this creature was a dragon. I hadn't finished learning how to deal with dragons, since I began traveling universes at age five. I did gain some wisdom and knowledge when aging, but I wasn't sure if that was enough to slay dragons.
"Well, here goes nothing," I muttered, about to tackle with my first dragon.
Princess Emily's POV
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I heard Atem's voice scream bloody murder. By this time, Jared and I were already in the air.
"Oh no, it's my prince! He's in danger!" Princess Aurora cried out in worry.
"I'm sure he can take care of himself," Normal Jared said.
"But Atem just aged from 5 to 17 in mere seconds and probably doesn't have the dragon training experience he was supposed to have!" My normal self argued.
"Oh... okay, that's bad."
"How are we supposed to know where to find them?" Jared asked.
My normal self took out... OH CRUD, SHE HAS THAT?
"I'll use my millennium rod to locate Atem," My normal self said.
"AH! A MILLENNIUM ITEM! GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!" Jared screamed.
"You know about those?" Hanaski asked.
"I heard that the people that tried to go inside this tomb full of those things usually end up burning to death."
"Dang!"
"He's over here!" My normal self cried aloud. We all had our dragons follow where the rod was pointing to. It seemed to be a cave of some sort.
We landed our dragons and began to search the area. I was hoping the whole time that Atem wasn't fried to a crisp.
"Hello!" Princess Aurora cried in the cave.
We saw Atem arrive in the flesh with a small dragon by his side. He replied, "hey guys! I just trained my first dragon."
"Aw, isn't he cute?" Princess Aurora cooed before she began to pet the small dragon.
"At least it wasn't a big dragon," Jared said.
We then felt a huge shake from the earth. Oh no! This is not good! Not good at all! We were about to come face to face with A FREAKIN' TROLL!
A giant hand appeared from the side of the mountain, climbing up to the top. I knew we were dead at this point!
"YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?" Jared shouted before he began running toward the troll. Crazy kid! The troll grabbed him and smashed him against the mountain rocks. "OW! Good thing I'm wearing this dragon armor or that would've killed me!" The troll then roared and threw Jared inside the cave.
"Then, I'll try!" The Normal Jared shouted. SERIOUSLY! A FREAKIN TROLL, MORON! He ran, then was picked up by the troll before smashed against the side of the mountain, he passed out.
I decided to save my brother, but I needed a plan. I couldn't just run up and attack the darn thing! Not unless I used the right weapons. I had a sword, but that alone wasn't enough.
"What should we do?" Hanaski asked.
"Is there any way to stop that thing?" Atem asked.
"There is, but I'm gonna need a magician," I said.
"ME!" Princess Aurora cried aloud, waving her hand.
"I know some magic too," Atem pointed out.
"Good, then you two can do a spell on my sword to make water appear out of it," I said. Atem and Princess Aurora nodded, then chanted the spell. Water began swirling around my sword. I took it, then ran after the troll.
The troll grabbed me, just like I predicted, before I slightly stabbed it's hand, loosening its hand. It threw my passed-out brother into the cave, being caught by Atem, who placed a healing spell on him. I climbed on the arm of the troll to the back of the neck. I held on as it tried to reach for me with its hands. I then stabbed my water sword at the back of its neck before it started roaring, then I squirted a bunch of water from my sword and the head snapped off before I jumped and landed on solid ground with my friends.
Everyone stared at me and gave blank looks. What was so surprising about that? I mean I'm a warrior princess, what did they expect from me? I hate the stereotypes of princesses. They give the name Princess a bad name!
"THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!" Hanaski shouted aloud before I giggled, then rolled my eyes.
"Ugh, man, I hate trolls," Normal Jared moaned.
"Let's go!" Jared called out to everyone.
We flew off on our dragons and began traveling to the outer boarder of the map where no one had gone before. Why do I get the feeling that this is like a series? Anyways, the dragons flew off into the distance.
"So, where are we gonna go?" Princess Aurora asked.
"Places where no one's gone before!" Jared declared.
"Why do I get the feeling this is like Star Trek?" Normal me asked. What's Star Trek?
"We should also rest, it's getting late," Atem said. He had a point.
"We can rest in that cave over there!" Jared said, pointing at a cave near the boarder of the map. We landed our dragons next to the cave and rested for the night. Though, I did hear some footsteps last night and not the recognizable ones.
Normal Jared's POV
We woke up the next morning and noticed three people were missing. Wait, THREE PEOPLE WERE MISSING? At least it wasn't Emily this time. Her always being kidnapped all the time is getting really annoying. I mean I'm always having to rescue her AND SHE ENDS UP RESCUING HERSELF! I MEAN COME ON!
"Where's Atem, Aurora, and Hanaski?" Princess Emily asked.
"I think someone took them!" Emily replied, then walked out of the cave and saw a huge footprint that was bigger than me, and that's saying something! I mean I'm like six feet tall and this is like eight feet!
"That is one big footprint. Doesn't look like it came from a troll," Princess Emily examined.
"Are you kidding, this thing is HUGE!" My Dragon Trainer self agreed.
"We need to find them!" Emily said.
"We can follow the footprints! Co'mon! Fluffy and Cujo can fly us there!" Princess Emily declared. I just hope those three are okay!
"I hope they're not trapped in a doll house like the last giants did to Aurora and I," Emily said.
"Yeah, I mean what could be worse than that?" I asked.
Hanaski's POV
My friends and I woke up in some sort of hamster cage. I was starting to panic, because I knew we weren't with the others. The only good thing about this was that I had company: Atem and Princess Aurora. I woke them up and they began to examine the area. I was just too scared to do anything. Where were we?
"I wonder how we never woke up from being carried and put in here?" Atem wondered.
"I don't know, but at least we're not in doll houses," Princess Aurora said, trying to brighten things up.
"No, we're in a hamster cage! This is far worse!" I whined fearfully before hearing the door burst open. There was a giant little girl with the biggest smile on her face.
"HEY! IT'S MY NEW PETS!" The little girl almost screamed. Dang, she's louder than Emily, and that's saying something! She looked at us with glimmering eyes. "Ride on the hamster wheel!"
"What's a hamster wheel?" Atem asked. Wow, he really isn't from my time. "And what's a hamster?"
"Miss, I really don't wanna ride on the hamster wheel," I replied.
The little girl grabbed the cage and shook it hardly, screaming, "I WANT YOU TO RIDE ON THE HAMSTER WHEEL!"
"OKAY! OKAY!" I cried aloud and she stopped shaking it.
"Can someone please tell me what a hamster wheel is?" Atem asked loudly, almost screaming. I ran inside the hamster wheel and began running on it as fast as I could. "Oh... that?"
"Run! Run! Run!" The little girl cried madly. I was getting tired from this. I could not take this! How long would it be before my friends come?
Princess Emily's POV
We eventually found where our friends' kidnapper was located and entered inside. I was lucky enough to find a Barbie car... or at least that's what Normal Jared said it was called. I never drove a car before, but I wanted to try it out. It seemed like fun! I began driving around the room, going as fast as I can.
"Remind me again why we let her drive?" Normal Jared asked aloud.
I made a sharp turn to the room while everyone was hanging on and I could hear my normal self shouting, "APPLY THE HAND BREAK YOU DUMB BROAD!" before we flew out of the car and onto the floor. SHOOT! That had to hurt! Though, on the bright side, the kidnapper stepped on the car and fell over backwards before passing out. Wait, how is that possible?
"Next time, I'm driving!" Normal Jared glared at me. He got up, then... "Oh, one more thing."
"What?" I asked.
"There's a frog behind you."
I turned around and there was a happy little frog hopping across the room. Everyone was staring at it for a long while, then noticed it hopping out of the room. Okay, what the heck was that?
"Big lipped alligator moment!" My normal self said aloud. She took an accordion and began playing it and dancing to a polka song. What the heck? "I love that!"
"Big what? That wasn't an alligator, that was a frog!" I corrected.
"Yeah, what's a big lipped alligator moment?" Hanaski asked from inside of the hamster cage.
"You know that big lipped alligator from All Dogs go to Heaven?" The normal me asked Hanaski. Not sure what she's bringing up. "It's something that comes out of nowhere, is way over the top, has nothing to do with the plot, and after that, nobody ever speaks of it again! I learned that from the Nostalgia Chick!"
"You mean like the dancing scene from Spiderman 3, that sex scene from Matrix Reload, and the pink elephant scene from Dumbo?"
"Yep!"
"Wow!"
"Anyways, we should probably get out of here," Atem said while reaching his hand for the handle to the hamster cage, then turning it before it popped open. I guess that child should've put them in a better cage! HA!
We all got inside the Barbie Car and Princess Aurora decided to drive, despite Normal Jared's objection. Though, Normal Jared changed his mind due to the fact that it was a Barbie Car. Princess Aurora began to drive, claiming that she learned to drive through being in a Speed Racer universe or something like that. She did better on the turns than me, that's for sure!
The little girl woke up and began chasing us. Jared shouted, "FASTER! SHE'S CATCHING ONTO US!"
Princess Aurora pushed on the gas peddle and drove toward a book on a toy, shaping it like a ramp, then making a jump through a little doggy door on the bottom of the door. We landed on the ground to the other side of the door before driving off to a, what they call, a road. I've never seen this type of place with high advanced technology. How is this possible?
"How is it possible that these giants are more advanced than you all?" Normal Jared asked.
"My grandpa had told me about this, but I thought it was just fairytales," Jared replied.
"OH NO! DRIVE FASTER! SHE HAS A TRICYCLE!" Normal Jared shouted, pointing to the girl on a three wheeled... I guess a tricycle. Princess Aurora drove as fast as she could inside the car.
I saw my normal self take out an accordion and a funny sombrero, then playing more polka music. Normal Jared glared at her then ripped the instrument away from her.
"Not now, Emily! We don't have time for Big Lipped Alligator Moments!" Normal Jared shouted.
The normal me grinned teasingly, then her and Hanaski did a hand-clapping game or some weird whatever. Normal Jared sighed, then slapped his forehead.
"Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em," Normal Jared replied before he joined in on the clapping game.
They made a really neat rhythm with their hands clapping on each other's hands and legs. I could actually dance to the beat to it. It was pretty random, but whatever. I guess Big Lipped Alligator Moments are supposed to be this weird. I mean that just came out of nowhere! Speaking of coming out of nowhere, a portal appeared and took us all in.
