More craziness coming your way, and on a pixar film. YAY! I had watched this movie a billion times while on vacation... actually my little brother watched this a million times. I do enjoy pixar films, because their sequels don't suck and the stories are usually better and take more risks than regular disney films. Review please!
Yugi Moto's POV
We arrived from the portal inside of Mater: Emily was on the driver's seat, I was on shotgun, and Dr. Doofenshmirz was in the back. Mater was laughing aloud obnoxiously like the American hillbillies. I wonder where this guy came from? He seems really weird, and funny too. Though, mostly obnoxious and more so than Joey.
"WHOO! THAT WAS FUN! LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" Mater shouted aloud.
"We must be in another universe," Emily said.
"Why am I in the back?" Dr. Doofenshmirz asked.
"Because nobody likes you."
"Darn."
"Here's my question," I started. "How did we get inside Mater when we weren't inside him when we were transported?"
There was a sudden pause before Emily answered, "I think we went through a plot whole when we were transported."
(BUM BUM... CLASH)
"Whatever the reason, it seems everyone else has disappeared too, even McQueen," Mater said.
"Where are we anyways?" I asked, looking out the window. We all got out and looked around. "I don't recognize this place."
"Hey, I know this place, it's Monsters Incorperated universe, a world full of monsters that are scared of kids!" Emily realized.
"How's you know?" Mater asked.
"The sign's right here," Emily replied, pointing to the sign on top of the building we were standing on. Apparently, we landed on the roof of a company of some sort.
"Huh," I responded, walking to the sign, reading it, and furrowing my eyebrows.
"What do you plan to do?" Dr. Doofenshmirz asked.
"I guess we'll have to go inside or something," Emily suggested. She faced Mater. "I'd let you come along, but you're too huge to fit in."
"That's alright. I'll just wait here for ya'll," Mater replied with his own smile.
We entered the building through the roof and made our way to the elevator. I kept wondering what kind of world we were in and what we will run into. This company isn't anything like Kaiba Corp, so it was so confusing and I was wondering why Emily didn't seem lost. She's probably exploring the place to find her way, but I couldn't be sure. At least we're together.
Normal Jared's POV
A whole summer of normality and it had to be ruined by these stupid portals! I was sitting on the couch playing Mindcraft, then I end up being taken by another portal AGAIN. Do these portals ever just stop? This is as continuous as Phenius and Ferb! SO ANNOYING!
On the even worse side, my sister is not even with me. I'm sure she'll be just fine! She usually is!
I was inside an ally and spotted different monsters big and small walking on the sidewalk like everyday people. I was kinda freaking out, wondering where I was. Then, it dawned on me I was inside the movie Monsters Incorporated. Great, just great! I have to be trapped inside a monster world... where humans are the monsters. Hmmmmmm...
I appeared in front of the monsters and shouted, "I SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" and everyone screamed and ran like cats while I was laughing and having fun. I love doing that. "FEAR ME! FEAR ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I was running around crazily around the city hyperly like a psycho manic. I could get used to this.
Normal Emily's POV
We were all hiding inside a dark closet, since I didn't want us to be noticed right now. This was the part where Sully found the little girl Boo and was trying to hide her. I really didn't want to ruin that part of the story and I wanted to wait until the time was right for us to go to the Scare Room where I could ride on the moving doors like a Roller Coaster. This should be fun!
"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Yugi asked me.
"I'm sure! I've always wanted to ride those," I replied with an exciting smile.
"I hope it's not one of those twirly rides. Last time I went on one of those, I puked all over my ex wife," Dr. Doofenshmirz said as Yugi and I turned to his direction and blinked. "Why do you think she divorced me?"
"That explains so much and yet so little," I said in an emotional tone.
I noticed Sully running off with a duffel bag with Boo inside it. I knew now was the time to make our move, but before we could do that, I noticed a portal appearing behind us. A huge firey light slammed down on the ground. We gasped aloud as the fire shaped itself of a person that looked like... Jared? Okay, of all the universal Jared's I've seen, this has to take the cake!
We all began screaming as the lights flickered while this was happening. I suddenly shut my mouth and the two other guys. I shouted at Fire Jared, "STOP SCREAMING!"
"I WILL IF YOU STOP SCREAMING!"
"I have stopped screaming," I replied more calmly.
"WELL... okay."
The lights stopped flickering and I sighed deeply in relief before saying, "in this world, the power here comes from our screams or laughter."
"Seriously?" Dr. Doofenshmirz asked. "How is that possible?"
"I... don't know," I replied. I really don't have any clue how this is possible. "Anyways, if we keep screaming or laughing, the power will blow out."
"You mean like the time I touched an electrical circuit and it went kaboom?" Fire Jared asked.
"Pretty much," I replied as Fire Jared found a circuit box and touched the line, but nothing blew up or anything.
"Wow, you're right!" Jared said.
"How is that possible?" Yugi asked confused. "It sounds like something off of a cartoon!"
(BOOM BOOM... BANG)
Before I could answer that, I heard a voice of a hyperactive teenager shouting about fearing him or something. I knew it was the normal Jared! We all ran out of the closet and met my normal brother, who was trying to scare all the workers of Monsters Inc. He saw us and ran to us.
"Hi Emily!" Jared greeted. "Man, this is fun!" He then stared at the Fire Jared. "Who's this?"
"Another universal version of you apparently," I replied.
Jared chuckled, "he looks like the Human Torch."
"What's a torch?" Fire Jared asked.
"I'm not explaining anything to you," I grumbled with a heavy sigh. "Anyways, I'm going to ride on the doors like a Roller Coaster! You wanna come join?" I smirked as Jared seemed to grow even more hyper.
"AW RIGHT! Let's go!"
We ran down the hall and eventually made it to the room, if I remember correctly where it was, called the Scare Room. This was where the monsters working would scare little kids and collect their screams to power their city. It was empty and there were no doors anywhere around here. It was completely vacant.
Suddenly, another portal appeared and two very familiar characters appeared from the portal. It was non other than Prince Atem and Princess Aurora from before. Aurora wore a more black ninja outfit with a little black skirt and tights. Atem wore black jeans, a purple muscle shirt, and a leather black jacket over it. Jared looked like he was about to scream.
"NOT THEM! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" Jared whined.
"Hey guys!" Aurora greeted with her perky smile and waving a girly wave.
"Why? Why does this world have to torture me?"
"Actually, they're not so bad," I disagreed.
"That's because you're annoying!" Jared glared at me with pure annoyance and I rolled my eyes.
We all heard tapping on the floor by high heeled shoes. We all turned and saw that one little piece of annoyance I hated from Monsters Inc. That woman that makes my skin crawl, that makes my head boil more than anything else, the very annoyance in all pixar films. I enjoyed the pixar movies, the characters, the storylines, except this little witch: Sicilia, Mike's girlfriend.
"Mike Wazowski, I want to-" Sicilia shouted before seeing us and was about to scream on the top of her lungs before I took my millennium rod and she froze in place.
"You! You. little. disgrace for a pixar film! Too long have you portrayed as the good character, too long have you been the most annoying and pathetic character in pixar history!" I said in a dark voice.
"Who's this?" Aurora asked.
"Yeah, what did she do?" Fire Jared asked.
"Emily doesn't really like this character from Monsters Incorporated," Jared explained, then turned to me. "Take it easy Emily, don't get too graphic."
"OH! I'll get graphic! This little whiny witch is gonna get what's coming to her! In the movie, it showed that Sicilia was bruised and beaten after her date with Mike and it was never explained, since after she left the restaurant and was taken by the police, she seemed fine," I smirked deviously.
"That's because they took her to that acid spray thing where they wear the cone," Jared said.
"They only do it to the monsters that were touched by children or their stuff. There's no way she could've gone there and besides that, it doesn't give her an excuse to blame everything on Mike when it clearly wasn't his fault like ruining her date when the chaos only started when Sully came and rudely dropped in and the child appeared out of nowhere. It all just had to lead to Mike with no reason other than to blame everything on him! I hate her whining, I hate her blaming Mike, I hate her for not reasoning, I hate her 'I hate the worst day of my life meh meh meh if you don't tell me what's going on we are through meh meh meh don't tell me your pack of lies Mike Wazowski.' Do you know how freakin' annoying that is? I'm taking you down," I said with dark hatred. I took my millennium rod and whacked Sicilia over and over again with it. My hatred continually increased as I pounded the little witch with my rod. Her face was completely bruised and ruined and she was found with cuts almost all over her upper body. Also, I think I may've twisted her neck and hair, but it was worth it.
After continuous beatings, I panted hard and yelled obnoxiously over-the-top before sighing in relief. I said, "that felt good!" Everyone stared at me as if I was psychotic or something. I didn't care. This was worth it! "Anyways, let's go!"
Jared picked the lock to the closet, which held tons of cards to the kid's room. I guess there are some advantages with being trained in kung-fu. We all entered inside the card closet and everyone stared in awe. Fire Jared looked about the room with curiosity, though it was hard to tell since he was filled with fire. There were files filled with children's room cards. I had to find the one I was looking for.
"What room are you looking for anyways?" Jared asked.
"Well, if my instincts are right, which they usually are, I will find... there it is!" I replied excitedly, holding up the card to Yugi Moto's room. I knew he had his own monster!
Everyone turned and stared at Yugi funny. Jared asked, "does the boogie man ever try to get you every night?"
"NO!" Yugi protected, blushing cherry red as Jared stared at him with disbelief. "Okay, maybe a little."
"I knew it!"
"At least we can stay at Yugi's house for a while," I said while walking to one of those machines that leads the children's closet doors into their rooms. I slid the card and Yugi's closet door came out in front of us. Then, I pressed the button to turn on the closet door to Yugi's room. We stepped into his room and it seemed normal as far as I can tell, except the monster, appearing out of Yugi's bed... he was Yugi's monster? The monster with the orange fur that was always tackled by the monster police, because he always appeared with a sock on himself?
The monster, can't remember his name, screamed and backed up against the wall as Yugi screamed and began throwing his dirty laundry from his laundry basket. Wait, is that why that monster always ends up having a sock stuck to him? Jared was staring at Yugi with disbelief.
"Why are you throwing laundry at him?" Jared asked.
"For some reason, he's scared of it," Yugi replied, still throwing it at the monster, who was running around, trying to avoid the attacks.
"Makes sense I guess," I shrugged. I looked at the monster, whatever his name is. "Why are you here anyways? Isn't it closing time for the monsters?"
"Well, I came here and I saw he wasn't here and when I tried to get out, it was just a regular closet," the monster replied.
"Yeah... next time you show up with some piece of laundry on you, just shove it in your partner's mouth and throw him in the closet," Jared suggested.
"That's what I was thinking about doing."
"And why do you even bother on scaring Yugi? I mean... he's sixteen years old! That's... kinda odd for him to still be scared of monsters."
"I suppose."
"On the positive side, he's not the most childish character I've seen?" I mentioned.
"Then, who is?" Jared asked.
Suddenly, another portal appeared. Okay seriously, what's with all these stupid portals appearing? Out of the portal came... no freakin' way! It's Goku from Dragon Ball! He tumbled onto the floor as Jared glared at him with annoyance.
"YOU!" Jared said with pure annoyance while pointing at Goku.
"Yeah, what about me?" Goku asked innocently.
"You know this kid?" The monster asked.
"It's Goku from Dragon Ball. This kid is Yugi on steroids," I explained.
"How?" Fire Jared asked.
"I'll show ya," I smirked.
"No Emily, please don't!" Jared begged me, but I did it anyways.
"Goku, do you want Chichi to be your bride?" I asked.
"Of course! I promised her after all! I don't know what it taste like, but I know bride and wedding will be a tasty food to eat!" Goku said with a cheery smile as Jared smacked his face with the palm of his hand.
"Goku just... don't speak... ever," Jared responded as I chuckled at it. Goku only blinked a few times.
"Anyways, I'm tired, who wants to get some sleep?" I asked.
"I know I'm tired. Even my legs are falling asleep!" Dr. Doofenshmirtz replied.
"I suppose we could sleep here," Yugi said with a shrug, so we decided to sleep in Yugi's room for the night. I decided to go on the ride tomorrow. I'm already tired from the other adventures we had.
We woke up the next day and decided to get that monster in Yugi's room out. While we all were getting out, all the monsters working for Monsters Inc. were running and screaming like banshees. Jared was laughing and liking the moment. Goku just looked around all confused looking. I guess knowing him, I can see why he would react like this.
"Why is everyone running? There's no danger here," Goku asked.
"They're scared of us," Jared explained.
"But we're not harming anyone."
Just then, Jared saw Boo being taken by Mr. Waternoos. Jared gasped and said, "hey, this must be the part where that four-eyed guy kidnaps Boo! We should go save her!"
"Good idea," I said, forgetting about going on the door Roller Coaster ride.
We all followed Mr. Waternoos to the secret room where Boo was being kept. We all hid behind a wall that held a gap where we could see what's going on, on the other side of the room. Boo was scared like any little girl would as Randell strapped her in to force her to scream using the Scream Extractor. Dr. Doofenshmirz looked at the machine with widened eyes.
"What is that thing?" Dr. Doofenshmirz asked.
"It's called the Scream Extractor, it makes you scream through it until you die of exhaustion," Jared replied.
"Really? I wonder why I never thought of something like that."
"Because you're stupid."
"Still, he can't do that to a little girl! We've gotta stop them!" Aurora said as we all appeared from behind the wall and I got out my millennium rod, freezing Mr. Waternoos and Randell into my control. Atem and Aurora pushed the device away from Boo before Goku unbuckled her.
"Are you okay, little one?" Aurora asked sweetly.
"Kitty!" Boo cried out, hopping off the chair and running to Sully, who happened to be right behind us.
"I'm so sorry Boo, are you alright?" Sully asked with such worry in his voice.
"Uh... Sully... we've got company!" Mike informed his friend.
"Don't worry, we won't tell anyone about the monster world. In fact, nobody will believe half the stuff we've been through," I assured them with a perky smile on my face.
"RRRRRRight."
"Can you help us return Boo back to her home?" Sully asked.
"Sure!" I replied.
We entered inside the room filled with room cards. I began searching for Boo's room, since it had to be around here somewhere. Jared looked at me with a look.
"How are you gonna find Boo's room if you don't know what her real name is?" Jared asked.
"Oh, that's easy, her real name is Mary!" I said, then got out Boo's key card. "See!"
"How'd you know?"
"Aqua Girl 007 told me while we were chatting."
"Remind me to thank her later."
"Co'mon, let's get Boo home!" I said as we headed to the Scare Room and got Boo's door on the machine and turned it on. After she stepped into her room, I pressed the Emergency Button, then jumped onto the door right on time. I looked down at the two monsters. "I'll place the door somewhere where those two losers won't ever think to look, so you can visit Boo anytime! You'll know where it is!"
"Uh... okay!" Mike replied before I put out my millennium rod and his eye turned hollow. "When you see Sicilia, dump her! You don't need that woman in your life, if she's gonna blame you for every single little thing you do. In fact, if she apologizes to you, make her beg and crawl on her hands and knees for your forgiveness!"
"You do know that he'll get mad at you for that," Jared said.
"He won't know it's me. I'm controlling him remember?"
"Curses!"
The doors began sliding through the opening and into the room filled with other doors on a metal thing. It truly was like a Roller Coaster. As the doors began to slide down the metal thing, it was hanging on, I was screaming at the top of my lungs from the sensation. The doors were lighting up as I was screaming excitedly. Though, I still needed to focus on the mission at hand. I looked for any nearby landing area. There had to be one around here somewhere. I mean I have watched Monsters Inc.
Finally, I found one ahead, so I climbed to the top of the closet door, where the release button was, and pressed it, when we were at the right spot. The door dropped and landed on the landing area safely. We all got out and I set the door against the wall, so it would be easier for Sully and Mike to enter. Everyone smiled at the lovely happy ending.
"Well, that was a great adventure!" Fire Jared said.
"What I'm surprised is that the whole chapter has passed and we have not run into-" I mentioned before being cut off.
"At least, I have finally got all of you trapped!" A voice responded, which was even more annoying than Weevil from Yu-Gi-Oh. NO! NOT THIS GUY!
"Hey, you're Pilaf!" Goku glared.
"NOT HIM! ANYONE BUT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIM!" I growled in pure anger and hatred. "Goku, I'll take care of this joke and his goons."
"You think you can defeat us?" Emperor Pilaf asked in a sinister voice that's about as sinister as a rabbit. In fact, a rabbit is more sinister than these guys.
"Yeah, no one can defeat Emperor Pilaf!" Shu smirked in the most bizarre and annoying voice anyone would ever hear in their lives. I covered my ears as quick as a mouse.
"SHUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP! YOUR VOICE IS TOO DANG ANNOYING!" I complained. Then, I looked up with glaring eyes. "And no one can beat Emperor Pilaf? Bella Swan could beat this annoying blue smurf! You're lame, you're annoying, you're obnoxious, and you're a freakin' coward!"
"I AM NOT A COWARD!" Emperor Pilaf shouted.
"Are you serious? You can't even make one second in a fight without running scared like a little girl when Goku shows up!"
"You do seem really scared when I show up," Goku agreed, shrugging.
"I am not!"
"Say boo," I told Goku with a grim look.
"Boo?"
The three idiots began screaming and freaking out like the scardy cats they are. I said grimly, "my point exactly. You are a disgrace for villains and I'm taking you out!" I was about to form a ball, when I decided to add something. "Actually, I wanna take you guys out with help from someone else who hates you guys as much as I do!" I held up my millennium rod and there appeared a teenage girl holding a pistol with the eye of Wqadjet in her hand. "Meet Aqua Girl 007, or Aqua for short."
"Hey Aqua, I wanna thank you for mentioning Boo's real name!" Jared thanked.
"Of course!" Aqua replied, then got out her millennium gun. "Time to take you bozos out!"
"Before you do that, let us show you our new weapons!" Emperor Pilaf smirked as they threw three pills and giant robot like things that were lamer than the new Tranformers cartoon. Okay, are they really this serious? They all climbed inside the robot thingies, whatever. I don't care, I'll just call them Dork Machines. "You can never stop us now!"
"I really beg to differ!" Aqua replied, not seemingly interested.
"Let me make the first blow!" I offered as I stepped in front of my friend, then formed a ball between my hands. "KAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE!"
"Emily no... please don't," Jared said, giving me a look.
"HAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" I shouted as the glowing ball of energy grew brighter.
"Please... no."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I shouted, releasing the ball of energy as the Dork Machines broke in pieces and the three villains screamed at the top of their lungs. I panted, putting my hands on my knees and the three villains were found shaking in fear.
"It's official, you have become extreme nerd."
"Uh... truce?" Emperor Pilaf asked, walking out of the pile along with his comrades.
"Not. even. close," I said darkly. "Let's do this!"
"About time!" Aqua replied as she got out her millennium gun and I got out my millennium rod. We both ran to the villains and began beating the heck out of them. I kept whacking Pilaf with my rod while Aqua used her gun to hit Shu with. Mai ran to Aqua to defend Shu, but was punched in the face before she had the chance. I took the liberty to smack her across the head with my millennium rod before she passed out onto the floor.
We were continually beating up these idiots until they were found black and blue with slightly oozing blood, since this is rated K+ and not T. If this was rated T, I would be calling Emperor Pilaf more than just an annoying dummy... ALOT more than an annoying dummy! I was just glad they finally got what was coming to them. Now, to get rid of them once and for all!
I took the cap off of the millennium rod and used the pointy end to stab the trio one at a time, each of them bursting into ashes. Everyone stared with blinking eyes.
"Wow, that's just brutal!" Jared responded.
"You two should enter the fighting arenas sometimes!" Goku said.
"I'll think about it," Aqua said. "Thanks for letting me be in here!"
"No problem. Bye!" I replied as my friend disappeared. "That felt good!"
"Man, this is one crazy adventure!" Goku said. "Do you do this everyday?"
"Pretty much! Alot of things happen that don't really make any sense!" I explained.
"Yeah, I mean look at them!" Jared agreed, pointing to Atem and Aurora. "Them being together doesn't make any sense!" He looked at them with annoyance, mostly Atem. "You just had to free that dragon."
"Actually, that was the other Yami. This one came as a little kid and-" I corrected.
"I DON'T CARE!"
"Hey, you think we can have our first kiss here?" Aurora asked politely.
"NO! YOU WILL NOT-" Jared rejected before I took out my millennium rod and his eyes turned hollow. "Yes, you may have your kiss."
Just as my control on Jared was released, Atem took Aurora and kissed her oh so passionately. She returned it with her arms swung around Atem's neck, making a moaning sound. I smirked as I watched my brother squirm at the moment. I know for a fact he hates annoying romances like this. Usually, he doesn't care for that type of thing, but it's nice to see him squirm.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO!" Jared screamed overdramatically while Atem and Aurora parted from their kiss, exchanging smiles. Just then, a portal appeared and took us all into its vortex.
What will happen next? Will Atem's and Aurora's love last? How much can Jared take another torture? Why have our heroes forgot about Mater? Will the portals stop coming? Will our heroes return home? Will I stop making Dragon Ball references? Stay tune and find out!