Hey guys! I decided to keep going! Um, this chapter talks about a gay species and I don't want anyone to be offended. Gray people are awesome and they shouldn't be judged. In fact, I watch Ellen Degeneres everyday and I am so glad that she and Portia got married. Anyway... I own nothing except the plot!
"Bella!" Alice screamed while wrapping her arms around me. I raised one of my eyebrows and put my hands on my hips. Then...we burst out laughing. Alice's face immediately turned serious and I began to panic. I mean, if I thought about it, the only time Alice was not happy and cheerful was when something bad was happening. She gave me a small smile before waving Jasper over. He took my hand and lead me over to the dance floor. I was wondering what the hell was going on when Alice started to whisper. "Okay Bella. Jasper is going to send calming waves to you while I tell you what I's going to happen." I gulped. "There I's another species coming in about 3 minutes. They mean us no harm. They just wanted to witness an actual marriage. You see, they grew up thinking that you need to marry the same gender. They are called the S.W.A.G. species, which stands for Secretly We Are Gay. Did you know that's where swag comes from? Anyway, one of the guys going to hit on Edward while a woman hits on Rosalie. I'm telling you this because he is gonna 'put the moves on him' in front of you and Renesmee." I had nothing against gay people. They are just like everyone else, unable to control who they fall in love with or lust over. I think I related to gay members more than anyone. I fell in love with a vampire, and the world was trying to break us apart. I was scowled at by both vampires and humans. I loved Edward though, so I got through everything. I stepped on Jasper's foot when a thought popped into my head. Why are gay guys trying to seduce my husband? The music stopped and heads turned. I knew Jasper could feel my embarrassment rolling off in waves. I did not mean to say that out loud. Emmett was literally shaking like an earthquake or a volcano that was about to erupt. I prayed to whoever was listening that he wouldn't do what I thought he was going to do. Apparently, no one is up there. He was laughing so Hard the his eyes looked like they were going to pop out of his head. His hands were shaking, just like Jacob's did when he was about to phase. All the vampires heard a rustle from the woods and we all sobered immediately, anxiously waiting to see our visitors