It had been a few days since the wedding, which means that it was time to return to school. Rosalie and Emmett were due to return home at around 3 am which meant that everyone would have a chance to catch up before we went off to school.

It should be interesting considering that Charles and Max would be a couple at our school now. Max doesn't know about us yet. In fact, he is so into Charles that he's clueless. Which is good and all but I know that Edward is really nervous about them having to go through the same steps we went through when I was still human. It calmed him down a bit to see Alice's vision of Max becoming a vampire with no interventions from the Volturi or him, you know...dying.

I heard a flutter of movement from the living room and walked in to find Rosalie and Emmett setting down several new suitcases. "Did you guys buy us some souvenirs?" I joked. Rosalie huffed but nodded. Surprised, I walked towards them, and after hugging them both like the amazing sister I was, and asked for my gift.

"Here you go Bella!" Emmett said as the gift smacked me in the face.

"Uh. Thanks." I said. I turned to find Edward by my side, looking quite embarrassed as he took the gift from my hand and tried running away with it. What the hell?

"EDWARD GIVE IT BACK TO HER RIGHT NOW!" Rose shouted as she chased him around the living room. "I already talked to Alice and she said it would come in handy so stop." She said as she snatched the bag back from him, his mouth hanging open in shock. With a devious smile, she presented it to me before dragging Renesmee out of the house for some "Auntie Time."

Great.

I'm scared now. Especially after seeing Emmett and Alice's Cheshire Cat grins. With severe caution, I began to take the tissue paper out of the bag. Out of the corner of my eye I could see Edward gulping and scratching the back of his neck.

If he was able to, he would be blushing. Which is why I was regretting ever asking about gifts.

As I continued opening my 'present' I began to think of things that could cause this bad of a reaction from my husband and then stopped dead in my tracks.

In my hands was a blood flavored edible body paint box.

I heard muffled laughter and looked up to see Esme of all people laughing.

Why me?

A/N yup