My brother and I were able to come up with another one for this. This was actually kinda fun and surprisingly easy to come up with. Hope you like. Review please!
Normal Jared's POV
I screamed at the top of my lungs before I landed in a huge pile of snow, followed by the rest of everyone else landing on top of me. WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS HAVE TO LAND ON TOP OF ME EVERY TIME WE GO INTO ANOTHER UNIVERSE!? It's so annoying! It's also on snow, making it hard for me to breathe when I'm sinking in a PILE OF SNOW!
"Where the heck are we?" Prince Atem wondered, looking around. I groaned, digging myself out from the snow.
"I think we're in Canada," Emily replied.
"Emily, we're not on planet Earth," I reminded her.
"Sometimes we are."
"But we mostly aren't!"
"I still say we're in Canada. Maybe I can meet my online friend... except I don't know which province or city she lives in."
I sighed aloud, not really caring, then was able to see everyone, who was with us. There was my normal sister obviously, Prince Atem, the annoying Princess Aurora, the ninja Emily -huh, haven't seen her in a while- and I think that's it. I wasn't able to get all of them, since my arms were freezing cold.
"Oh my goodness, it's freezing!" I complained.
"I can help with that!" Aurora said cheerfully, then her wand glowed and gave us all purple coats.
"I DIDN'T SAY TO GIVE ME A GIRLY COAT!" I complained.
"Actually, purple can also be considered a guy color-" my sister corrected before.
"THIS IS THE GIRLY PURPLE!"
"It's in boy's size."
"I'M STILL NOT WEARING IT!"
"I like it," Prince Atem said, smiling at the coat.
"Of course you do."
"Okay, okay, I'll change the color," Aurora assured, her wand glowing and changing the color of my coat to yellow.
"Will do!" I said.
"Picky, picky, picky," Emily teased, rolling her eyes, before we continued. "Now, to find out where we are."
"I thought you said we were in Canada."
"That was a guess. We could be in Russia... or Greenland... or the North Pole."
"We could also be on another planet!"
"Eh," Emily said, shrugging. "I'm still voting for Canada, because Norm wants to destroy Canada."
"How the heck does that make any sense!?"
"I don't know."
I groaned, shouting, "NEVER MIND!"
Before we knew it, a strong gust of snowy wind began blowing right at us, swirling like a giant tornado. I began screaming before being caught by a skeleton hand. OH MY GOSH, THERE ARE DEAD PEOPLE HERE! I couldn't fight against it, because the winds were so strong and everything was so white that I couldn't see a thing in front of me.
"RUN! THERE ARE DEAD PEOPLE HERE!" I cried out.
Normal Emily's POV
A huge snowstorm of some kind struck us right out of nowhere. I couldn't see anyone, being that everything I saw was white. I was holding onto my glasses against my face to keep them from flying off before deciding to fold them and place them inside my cleavage under my clothes. There was no point in having them on anyways, if I couldn't see with them.
I knew this storm wasn't a natural one. It had to have come from someone or something unnatural. I got out my millennium rod, holding it as tight as I could, so it wouldn't slip out of my hands. It glowed and I was able to contact Princess Aurora.
"Aurora, do you know where this storm is coming from?" I asked through her mind.
"I think so," Princess Aurora replied inside her mind through my rod. "My wand is sensing someone controlling this. I- my boyfriend says he's going to fight it right now."
Just then, the ground began shaking, and cracks from the icy ground began forming. I began avoiding the cracks I felt underneath me. It was hard to stand still and, before I knew it, I fell right on my bottom, then back, then was sliding down toward the biggest gap on the icy ground that would send me to my doom.
"OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" I screamed at the top of my lungs before instinctively removing the cap from the millennium rod, and stabbing the pointed part on the ice to prevent my fall. I held on with frozen cold fingers as tightly as I could, hoping that my strength from all these adventures were enough to keep me here longer. I was panting heavily.
Before I knew it, I felt a warm hand grab my wrists. I pulled myself up to safety, removing the millennium rod from the ice, and hanging onto the support of my savior with two arms around her waist. I was able to see at this point that it was the ninja me that saved me.
"Thanks!" I said. She nodded, then pushed me across the ice, me literally sliding to safety. "I'm gonna see if I can calm this person down!"
I took my millennium rod, holding it with both hands, then entering into the mind of the one responsible for this storm. Once I realized who this person was, it was easy to calm her down. Just then, the storm died instantly. I was able to spot everyone, though were all blurry looking due to my lack of glasses. I dug them out of my breasts then placed them on my face, after wiping the liquid off from the snow.
My brother was being held by his grim reaper self, who had saved him from being blown by the storm. Once my brother began seeing him, he said, "oh, it's you."
"Your welcome," Grim Reaper Jared said in a dark sarcastic manner.
Princess Aurora had made herself a shield to protect herself from the storm, while Prince Atem showed to have sweat on his brow like he had been in a fearsome battle. This told me that he was fighting against the one responsible for the storm, who stood before him. She was panting, on her hands and knees, her right hand clutching onto her chest. I'd know that blond woman with Katniss' french braid anywhere. It's Elsa from Frozen!
Elsa stood up, painting, then said, "I apologize. I thought you were the ones that took my sister when I spotted him." She pointed at Grim Reaper Jared... okay, makes sense- wait...
"Sister? What do you mean?" Prince Atem asked with concern.
"Yes! Another mission or adventure!" Jared exclaimed proudly.
"Who took her?"
"I don't know. They looked like shadows. My sister and I were taken to this weird place, then suddenly I heard her scream, and was attacked from behind. The last thing I saw was Anna being taken by shadows before I blacked out. When I woke up, she was gone. I was searching for her when I ran into you," Elsa replied.
"Well, you're in luck. We happen to be a group with magic and ninja abilities," I grinned.
"Since there's no other life here, my wand should be able to trace any sort of life around this part," Princess Aurora exclaimed proudly, taking out her wand then waiting until it glowed. She smiled perkily. "This way!" We all began following her.
"Onward!" Jarred announced.
We began following Princess Aurora, who was following her wand. We had walked on the snowing wasteland for over 30 minutes... I think... before another portal appeared bringing three unexpected friends.
Grim Reaper Jared's POV
Three extra guests fell through the portal, one of them was shouting, "YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" before cannonballing into the snow. There was another male that was blond that followed after him, then some Japanese guy, who seemed to be panicking at the moment. Oh no, not HIM! Anybody, but him! This is going to be a VERY long day. I hate these guys, since they can go thousands of years without dying and, even when they do die, I can't collect their soul. They just disappear, and are never heard about again, except maybe in history books.
I heard the men in the snow hole they created when they fell in. There was a shout, "Dude, that was totally awesome!"
"You stupid ***! You took us to the middle of bloody nowhere! 'Yes, go through the mysterious portal in front of us. What could possibly go wrong?' You bloody ******!" A reply came from an angry fellow with a British accent. "Wait, what the **** was- there it is again!"
"It's a censor beep. We must be in a PG movie! AWESOME!"
"It doesn't seem like a movie. There are no cameras," a reply came from someone with a Japanese accent.
"Wait, we never had censorship before," my normal self realized.
"We did, but the words kept changing. It's changing to censor beep, because I can't find a censor replacement for British curse words," Normal Emily replied with her annoying grin.
"But isn't bloody a curse word?" My normal self asked. Wait, bloody is a curse word?
"Shhh... nobody is supposed to know that," Normal Emily whispered.
Soon, an arm appeared from the hole, pulling himself up. There was snow sprinkled on the top of his air. He had dirty blond hair and blue eyes. He wore a bomber jacket over a tan suit and tie, tan suit pants, and a pair of nice black shoes. He brushed the snow off his hair before turning and helping the next guy out of the hole in the snow he just came out of.
The next man was obviously British. He had blond hair that looked unmanageable, green eyes and the two biggest eyebrows I've ever seen in my life, and I collect thousands of souls on a regular basis. He wore a green uniform with green suit pants to match it. He seemed to be a bit smaller compared to the man with the bomber jacket. While different, they held very similar features that made them seem like they're brothers. In fact, they literally are.
The last man that the brothers helped out was the Japanese man, who wore a white buttoned suit with pants to match it. He wield a samurai sword in his sword pocket. Brown eyes looked directly at us with both shock, curiosity and confusion. I sighed, but not before...
"Hey! It's America, England and Japan from Hetalia! SWEET!" Normal Emily shouted with gleam. She ran up to America, saluting to him. "You make me proud to me an American, sir!" America grinned and saluted back as England scratched the bridge of his nose.
"We are not from Hetalia," Japan said confused, then his eyes widened when he saw Atem. "Why are there anime characters in front of me?"
"Whoa dude, it's Yu-Gi-Oh meets Disney Princesses... that's just weird. AWESOME!" America asked with squinted eyes, before pumping his arm.
"We also met people from Danny Phantom, Invader Zim, Dr. Who, Twilight, Cinderella, Fenius and Ferb and... well everything else," my normal self said.
"Oh, hello your highness! A pleasure to meet your acquaintance. You may call me Britain," England introduced himself to Princess Aurora. She brought out her hand, and England kissed it. I suppose it makes sense he'd know her.
"Pleasure to meet you too," Aurora replied happily.
"Dude Elsa, it's totally awesome meeting you!" America introduced, shaking Elsa's hand, who seemed very bashful. "So, where's your sis?"
"She was taken by someone. We were trying to find her when you three came," Elsa explained.
"No way, dude! Don't you worry! The hero has arrived just in time!" America assured in the most obnoxious braggadocious way. I'm American, and even I find that annoying!
"From the man, who got us here into this mess! I feel safer already," England responded with a drop of sarcasm. "Where the bloody **** are we anyways?"
"That's easy. We're in Alaska!" America replied.
"And how, pray tell, do you know that? We could be in Russia for all we know!"
"No way, dude. If we were in Russia, Russia would be here saying something about becoming one with Russia or beating us with his pipe."
"And what makes you think we are not in Canada? Why do you not get a REAL world map, and learn more about your geography!?"
The two brothers began wrestling each other to the ground, England looking like he was strangling America. I have to admit, that actually is very hilarious. Japan looked like he wanted to avoid the conflict, while my normal sister was just laughing her head off. It took about fifteen seconds for them to England to stop, then remembered something.
"That's right, I forgot there are ladies here. My apologies," England apologized, getting up, while America was rubbing his neck.
"That's alright. You guys are funny," my normal sister assured with her annoying grin.
"So, where did those guys take Anna?" America asked after recovering.
"This way!" Princess Aurora replied, her wand glowing as everyone followed her.
"Sleeping Beauty knows magic? Awesome! I shoulda thought of that when Walt Disney was making that movie," America grinned excitedly.
"More like ruined it like you did with all of my stuff," England glared, then showed a smirk. "Though, Sleeping Beauty originated from France, so I do not see it as a total loss."
"You're the one to talk."
"Oh really? What could have I possibly-"
"One Direction, Britain's Got Talent..."
"YOU STOLE THE LAST ONE FROM ME, AMERICA'S GOT TALENT!"
"To get revenge for stealing that same idea from American Idol!"
England blushed, shouting, "BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT AND AMERICAN IDOL ARE TWO DIFFERENT SHOWS!"
"Let's see, competing against talented performers from all over the said country, three judges deciding, the audience calling to vote, Simon Cowell..."
"So I borrowed a few ideas, and how many more ideas have you stolen from me than Japan and Korea have borrowed from you? Might I go over the list?"
America glared, crossing his arms and showing a pout, then muttered, "I hate you." England smiled in satisfaction before... "but remember who you turned to, and help you win the war when Germany bombed London and Coventry." Then, England shot America a glare, who gave his braggy and annoying smirk in response. England grumbled under his breath.
"I hate siblings," England muttered.
"Wanna trade?" The normal me offered.
We eventually came to a camp filled with igloos and shadows walking amongst them. Neither of us could believe our eyes. I couldn't either, since I'm not familiar with these kinds of souls. They're not even human, though I can feel a human soul amongst them. It must be Anna. Who or what are these things?
"I knew it! We are in Canada!" Normal Emily exclaimed.
"Emily, that's just racist! Wait, Canadians are Caucasian. Then that's... uh..." the normal me said, trying to think of the word.
"Discriminating?" England asked.
"Yes! That's the one! You're awesome, England!"
"Why, thank you, lad!"
"A-Are those... ghosts?" America asked, trembling. I find this amusing.
"You are not afraid, are you?" My normal self smirked.
"N-NO!" America denied, his cheeks turning pink.
"If you're afraid of ghosts, then why haven't you freaked out over me? I'm the grim reaper for goodness sakes!" I complained.
"Wait, the grim reaper!?" America almost squeaked and in one quick flash, he was crouching behind England, grabbing him with two strong hands, and using him like a shield.
"Get off me you sodding ***!" England snapped, pushing America off him, then looking at the camping sight. "It looks like we will have to come up with a battle strategy." He took a deep breath, then got out a cup of hot tea on a saucer.
"Wait, how'd you get a tea cup with hot tea inside. Do English people even do that anymore?" The Normal me asked.
"Technically, they still do, but they use mugs instead of tea cups," my normal sister pointed out. She's got a good point.
"Okay, but how did he get a cup of tea right out of nowhere!?"
"The same place America gets his hamburgers," Normal Emily replied like stating the obvious. I just then realized America was eating a hamburger he got right out of nowhere. "Can I have one? I'd like a Quarter Pounder, no onions." America nodded, reaching into his jacket and getting out just what my sister asked. How the heck did he- wait, why am I questioning logic of a character from an anime that parodies history?
"First off, who around here has magical capabilities?" England asked. Princess Aurora, Prince Atem and I raised our hands.
"Does the millennium rod count!?" My normal sister asked, waving the millennium rod.
"How the bloody- never mind. I don't know much about Ancient Egypt, but being that dark magic originates from there, I suppose it counts. What does it do?"
"It controls people's minds."
"Good enough."
"Dude, how can you not know that!? I dubbed Yu-Gi-Oh to English!" America asked almost offended.
"The company that dubbed it sucked, and England-san does not watch cartoons," Japan pointed out.
"Anyways, magic users, except Miss Elsa, will fight off those ghostly *****, while her and the rest of you go search for Miss Anna. Miss Elsa can use her powers to blind you all in a snow cloud to conceal you from sight, since these shades can attack you, but you can't attack them. Stick close together, and America, try not to do anything stupid."
"Everything I do is stupid. Why can't you just leave me alone!?" America whined.
"Because your plans involve solving global warming by using a superhero called Glovaman," my normal self replied.
"Well duh! How do you think I come up with successful Hollywood films?" America bragged.
"Fiction and reality are different. Also, Captain Planet is stupid!"
"But you know about it, and remember to take care of our planet, right?"
"Yes, but-"
"See, my plans do work!"
"America, shut up! Now, does anyone have any questions?" England asked.
"Uh England, I gotta pee."
"**** it, America! Hurry up!" England almost shouted in frustration. He turned his eyes on my normal self. "I would like to take you up on that switch offer."
"You sure?" My normal self asked.
"K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y says hi," my normal sister sang, which I would recognize from Spongebob Squarepants.
"Yes. I have a computer and internet access, you know."
After America was finished doing his business, England led all of us, the magic users (if you can call my grim reaper powers magic), to the main front of the camp, and began our attack. FINALLY, I actually got to do something instead of just floating around. Of course, I did save my normal self from getting himself killed by Elsa's powers, but besides that, I was kinda useless along the way.
Anyways, I began twirling my scythe, then slaying each of those shades or whatever the heck those shadow creatures are. I noticed England was creating some sort of circle with a stick in the snow. It looked like one of those magic circle things people used in alchemy. There were designs, weird designs, in the middle of the circle that suddenly glowed green when the British guy was done. He chanted something that sounded like old English. I mean it LITERALLY sounded like the real old English, not the Elizabethan version of English with the thee's and thy's.
Suddenly, a wave of green shot from the circle, and all the shades began forming some sort of body that looked alien with hands, feet and a head instead of just shadows. This made it to where we could attack and hurt them now. I have to admit, this guy knows his stuff. His father Anglo-Saxon must've taught him that stuff before... well... I'd rather not speak. It was rather disturbing, even for the Grim Reaper like myself.
I noticed that the green circle seemed to have formed a transcended green wall that killed the shades by touch. Inside the circle, England was sitting on a rock sipping tea from his tea cup and saucer... like the most stereotypical English gentleman. Okay seriously, this guy was a freakin' pirate, and he's just sipping tea, while the rest of us are doing all the dirty work!? At least America is doing something... even if it isn't much.
"So, you're just going to sit there and drink tea?" I complained, floating inside the circle.
"There's no point in fighting when I'm just distracting these creatures. I'd rather be saving my energy for when the battle gets intense," England smirked. Huh, didn't think about that.
"That was a great idea to cast that spell to make it possible for us to touch and harm them," I said.
"Oh, I figured America would do something stupid, that bloody ***. I thought I might as well let him have his fun. I'm sure he's probably fighting them right about now."
America's POV
It didn't take much to sneak into the camp, though I did eventually get bored. I just started attacking, especially since I noticed that they finally started showing some sort of shape. I guess England's hocus pocus does come in handy once in a while. I do try to avoid him using that stuff ever since the Salem Witch Trial incident. I'd... rather not talk about it. I hope I don't get nightmares about that incident again!
I got out my gun out and shooting at the darn things. I also punched and kicked a few of them too. Elsa was able to use her super cool awesome ice powers, Jared apparently used his machete (didn't know he had one), Japan used his handy samurai sword thing, and this ninja girl used her... well ninja skills. Is she from China's territory? I might need to ask her later.
"You know, sneaking does not include going up and attacking!" Normal Jared said.
"I was bored!" I whined, shooting several more shade things. "Besides, this is fun! Now, we're actually getting into the action!"
"Anna!" Elsa called to her sister, shooting some ice at the bad guys, and looking through the igloos.
More shades were attacking from all different directions, all of us trying to keep up. Luckily, I'm the United States of America, having been trained to take out a whole army single-handedly. I don't call myself the hero for my good looks, I'm also the commander of the GIJoe, Secret Service, the navy, air fleet and the marines. Claiming that I don't have the skills of either of those, even something as simple as swimming, would be just insulting. I mean who would actually think that I couldn't swim, even in a simple dating game? That just doesn't sound like me at all!
Suddenly, just as Elsa was about to be attacked from behind, and I was about to swoop down and save her like the awesome hero I am, I saw a huge ax slice all those shades at once. The one swinging the ax was non other than Anna, who looked very annoyed... or angry, I can't really tell. I think she was mostly annoyed.
"Anna!" Elsa cried out, hugging her sister. I slid down, along with Normal Jared, to check and protect the girls.
"That was so ANNOYING! I was kidnapped by these shadow guys that won't listen to me when I'm talking to them, I can't slap them for manhandling me, I was trapped in a prison igloo for who knows how long, I'm hungry, and I think I broke a nail," Anna complained as Normal Jared gave her a look.
"Really? A nail?" Normal Jared asked, looking sleepish.
"Okay, it's kinda silly, but it still hurts, especially when you're trying to break out, and get a piece of metal stuck in the-"
"Okay, I get it! How'd you escape?"
Anna turned all cheery and replied, "well, I just kept complaining until I got bored, and decided to find a way out of there and find my sister. I finally was able to break out, and grab an ax from the hanger."
"So, they just left an ax by the prison for you?"
"Yeah, apparently."
"...okay then."
"We need to get out of here before more of these guys gang up on us, and try to kill us!" I said as we all started charging through the shades.
Japan and I started charging together. First, I took out two guys by kicking them, then I upper cut two of them into the air. Japan sliced four of them at once, then that ninja girl ran up his back, using it as some sort of leverage, then jumped in the air, and slaughtered all eight shades at once. Wow, this ninja knows how to fight.
"Sensei's taught you well," Japan complimented the ninja girl, who gave a nod in response. Quiet one, huh?
"Okay, now I'm proud to be an American," Normal Jared said, giving a salute as I gave one back. I did do pretty awesome by beating up those guys back there.
"Let's go!" Anna cried out, running passed the four of us, and slaying the other shades with her mighty ax. Ladies first?
It was really awesome, we just towed through those shade guys like a snow truck plowing through the snowy roads. We may not have superpowers or magic, except Elsa of course, but we can sure kick butt!
England's POV
It was quite fun watching the idiotic shades floating right into my protection barrier like a moth toward a lamp. I was able to get rid of half the amount trying to attack us. It seemed that everyone else were also taking out more of those ********. So, my curses are censored in the narration too, huh? Blast it! Why could this not be rated for adults or something? Then again, most of everything else are usually found in kids cartoons. I suppose it makes sense. Having the poor dears hearing all the cursing would be disturbing.
So, as I was saying, I began noticing that our second group was escaping from the camp. I suppose it is time for us to be heading out. I put my cup and saucer down, then straightened my coat. I undid the cursed spell, and headed out, signaling everyone to start our escape.
More of those blasted things began to ambush me. Big mistake!
"Heh, think you stand a chance against a former bloody pirate!?" I smirked as the shades still charged to attack me. "When will you ever learn?" I pulled out my swords, and started slaying every single one of those bloody things. It was not hard to get rid of them, and lead everyone out of the hoard. Teach them to underestimate me. At least when America defied me, he actually knew what he was up against; and I suppose it helped that he was trained by other pirates than myself.
What? You didn't know that America was the home of many pirates, and one of the most popular places for their smuggling trade during the day? HA! Bloody *******!
It didn't take long for us to catch up with America's team. Those shades kept chasing us to the point where I knew I had to get rid of them. I turned, giving them a daring smirk. before pulling out a cannon from the ground, then blasting every single one of them, and destroying their entire camp sight. HA! I didn't even need America's bloody nukes! Not that he would ever use them now.
"That was awesome!" I heard the Normal Jared scream. He looked up to me. "You're awesome!"
"Why, thank you. They didn't call me the Mighty British Empire for nothing," I bragged.
"Was the Mighty British Empire," America smirked before I shot him a glare.
"Don't forget who raised you and whose ideas you stole from when forming your bloody government! You wouldn't be the strongest county, if not for me!" I reminded America, poking him on the chest.
"At least my food isn't tasteless."
"WHAT!? How dare-"
"Thank you all for helping me save my sister," Elsa thanked us. I turned to her and put on my best smile.
"You are quite welcome, madam. I hope for you and Anna's safe journey here. As for me, I am OUT!" I decided, using the same stick from before to draw a circle on the ground.
"Aw, co'mon! You're not leaving already, are ya?" America whined.
"Yes, I bloody am! I am not sticking around, going to dangerous universes that could get ourselves killed. I have better things to do! If you want to play suicide, that is your doing, but leave me out!" I said, chanting a spell to return me back to my own universe.
"Wait a second, that's cheating!" I heard Normal Jared cry out.
"Not really. England is over thousands of years old and knows dark magic. He also knows more about universe travel due to Dr. Who-" His sister defended before being cut off.
"Fine!"
I disappeared, replacing myself with someone else I decided would keep America busy, and give him a little payback for dragging me into this mess.
Normal Emily's POV
England had disappeared inside the green circle he created that looked like the one from Fullmetal Alchemist. I kinda don't blame him for leaving, since he never wanted to be here in the first place. America kinda dragged him here. Though, Japan is still here, so... eh. I guess America needs at least one companion that he dragged with him. I don't know.
After England disappeared, another figure appeared in his place. He was a big guy with heavy clothing and a scarf. He wore an innocent smile across his face that fit his white hair. I was almost excited to see that it was Russia. I suppose England would switch with him, being that Russia and America do have a deep rivalry, especially if this one was still Soviet. Oh, the Soviet Russia jokes I could come up with.
"NO! Not Russia! CURSE YOU ENGLAND!" America shouted in his dramatic voice.
Meanwhile, I just ran and hugged Russia excitedly, saying, "YAY! It's Russia! I know I'm American, but I still think you're awesome!"
Russia dropped his smile for a second, looking very confused, and didn't seem to notice I was hugging him, then saw America. His smile returned and asked, "could you tell me where I am?"
"Uh... well, I thought it was Alaska," America replied.
"It seems as though we are lost, da."
"Wow, you're like a big fluffy teddy bear," I said with a childish smile across my face. I could feel Russia patting my head. I guess he is aware of my presence.
Suddenly, another portal appeared, and a huge grin spread across America's face.
"Sweet! Last one through the portal is a rotten egg!" America cried out, cannonballing through the portal. My brother groaned as Japan followed America.
"America-san, wait for me!" Japan cried out.
"I suppose I should go too," I heard Jared groan.
"Da!" Russia agreed, stepping through the portal as I followed him.
A/N: Bloody is actually a curse word in England, like more like taking the Lord's name in vain, since it's referring to the blood of Jesus Christ. Many Americans don't know that, referencing the joke earlier ^^;
Yes, citizens of the UK do drink tea and have their own tea makers that are like coffee makers. Though, they drink them in mugs and it's as common to drink it as Americans drinking coffee. The UK serves coffee as well.
Lastly, many pirates did live in America and had their smuggling trade there as well. While England was known to have a time when it made deals with pirates to smuggle gold from Spain, America was more favored by pirates in general. In fact, the American Constitution includes the Pirate Charters. Just like America, pirates were all into freedom and liberty, freedom of speech, voting, etc. So, when England went to war with America, they went to war with pirates as well. Hetalia wise, England would be literally fighting against another pirate like himself. I actually don't know if America was a pirate in Hetalia, though that is a definite possibility.