I finally returned from my vacation with my mom, and was able to get a new chapter out. I got a lot of stuff on my plate, so I will try to get through with this. I've got two chapters of this stuff. So, let's get rolling. Review please!

Normal Jared's POV

I landed hardly onto the ground, rolling on my back in time before being dog-piled by everyone. From what I could tell, my sister, another version of my sister with a short light yellow dress and wings, a robot version of me, Atem, Princess Aurora, Russia and America. Of course, America landed with a somersault, and shooting a double peace sign in the air.

"NO NEED TO FEAR, THE HERO IS HERE!" America cried out into the heavens.

"You are seriously annoying," I responded, muttering.

America didn't pay attention to me and, instead, took a looked at his surroundings. His eyes seemed to show curiosity for one second, before saying, "hey, this looks like Russia's place!"

I turned around, and noticed a small village. Each of the houses were simple wooden huts with a single door, two glassless windows, a straw roof, and a bigger house with the same architecture and french doors pointing toward the North, judging by the direction of the sun. In the middle was an opening. I kinda was confused what America was talking about, then noticed the villagers slowly coming out of the huts one by one with a simple white cloth gown and sandals. Okay, kinda weird, but I think I see what America meant by what he said.

"It is, or what used to be home, da?" Russia replied with the same smile on his face he always wore. "Of course, we had men when I was still Soviet Russia."

"Welcome to our humble village. We are happy to have visitors come here from the magical portal right in front of us," an older woman with shoulder length hair said, showing the biggest and most creepy smile I've ever seen in my life. Aside from the fact that this lady isn't freaking out that we just came from another world through a magical portal that can transport people from other universes, this place feels weird! I'm already having goosebumps.

"Hello there, maim! My name's America, the hero!" America introduced himself with his heroic smile, pointing at himself with his thumb.

"Hero huh?"

"That's right! Say, where are all your dudes here? Surely, some of you must have husbands or brothers," America asked, scrunching his lips.

"Actually, that is a good question, where are all the men?" I asked suspiciously. I swear I'm having flashbacks of that Nickolas Cage Wickerman movie that gave me nightmares when I was a kid.

"Oh, they're inside," the woman replied, her smile slowly growing as she answered my question. I was so tempted in gulping afterward.

"You're right, this is like home. All houses look same, people dressed same, creepy smiles, and beautiful women. I like it," Russia said.

"I know, right? Only, this one is women's only. I could get used to this," America said with his huge smile. Oh you have GOT to be kidding me! America, of course, put his arm around the woman, who was speaking to us, still keeping that annoying smile. "Do you ladies need a hero to rescue you from certain disaster."

"Oh, not at all," the woman, who talked to us, replied. I guess she's the leader?

"Really? You are in no danger whatsoever?" I asked in surprise.

"Nope."

"Well, that's a first."

"Seems like you need a hero, a man if you catch my drift, Miss," America winked flirtatiously. This guy is supposed to be my country's persona?

"Russia would like to stay here too..." Russia said, then looked around. "So long as Belarus is not here."

"Of course you can stay. We've got a room for each of you," the creepy leader woman said. And there's those goosebumps again. I have a bad feeling about-

"Sure dude, or should I say dudette," America flirted again. And, I'm annoyed again.

"Here, let us show you to your rooms," the creepy woman leader said, turning to a few of the other women behind her. "Ladies."

Each of us were guided by one of the women. The woman I was following was a blond. She took me somewhere far from the huts, which made me raise an eyebrow. I looked at her with curiosity.

"Where are you taking m-" I asked before being pushed into a giant hole in the ground. I screamed until landing on a huge pile of dead leaves. "HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA!?"

"This is your new room. There has already been dinner, so you will have to wait until morning. I am sure you will like it there," that blond lady said.

"THAT'S NOT FAIR!" I cried out before realizing that stupid blond lady already left. Stupid communism Wickerman place. If communism was full of this many psychos, I can see why we started the Cold War!

I began looking around, which was a dark room only lit with torches. I noticed there were as many men as there were women in the village, which I no longer like now. Though, every single guy in here were so skinny I could see their rib cage. They also only wore loincloths to cover their lower area. Every single one of them stared at me with awe, which felt kinda awkward.

"Uh... hi," I said.

A little kid came over to me, then poked my belly, saying, "your belly's squishy."

"He-Hey! It's not. I've lost alot of weight, thank you very much," I said offendedly. "How much do you guys eat?"

"One meal a day."

"That doesn't sound so bad to get you guys this malnourished. What kind of food do you get?"

"This green soup stuff."

"... never mind. Well, this sucks. Wait, where's the others?"

Fairy Emily's POV

All of us were taken to the guest house, which felt more like a hut, but had enough room for each of us. Actually, there was only the robot version of my brother, Princess Aurora, a human version of myself, and I sharing the same hut. I guess they're placing the guys in a separate hut, but I had my doubts. This is a village full of only women. I had to wonder why that was.

"I wonder where my prince is?" Princess Aurora wondered, looking out the window.

"I wonder where all the guys are. It seems fishy, this place being filled with only one gender," I mentioned.

"Well, there's robo Jared," My human self said, pointing her thumb at Robot Jared.

"I have no gender. I am a robot, not a human or creature with certain male or female organs and hormones," Robot Jared replied in a robot accent that sounded like those robots from the old scifi films.

"Where do they place all the guys?" Princess Aurora wondered, rubbing her chin.

"I'll go check the place out," I said, shrinking to my tiny size to prevent anyone from seeing me.

"I find it strange that you did not freak out about being in this new world, and meeting another version of you like everyone else. I don't react, because I am a robot," Robot Jared said.

"Eh, I've seen weirder things in my world," I replied, flying out of the window, and searching through each of the huts. Being a fairy, I do commonly travel to different worlds, though not different universes. Jeez, how the heck do you tell these houses and things apart!?

Every single one of the huts only had women. I did finally find one house with a man inside, though he only wore worn clothing, and seemed to be washing the floor on his hands and knees. The woman, living in the house, came to the place this man was at, then purposely kicked him.

"Ow!" The man cried out, rubbing his head.

"Hurry up with the cleaning! I need you to give me another baby girl! Now, move it!" The woman shouted, almost making me gasp. It was now that I noticed this man was weaker than an average male. He kept cleaning faster before being kicked again, this time by the ribs. "I said move it! Stop being so freakin' slow and lazy!"

I quickly flew out of that place, then looked around other places to find the others, trying to remember what they looked like. I noticed some holes, while flying up in the sky. I took a peek and, there before my eyes in shock, I saw hundreds of men all weak, hardly no clothes, and malnourished to the point of starvation. Among these, I was able to find my human brother and this Atem guy. I couldn't find the two other guys though, the one who calls himself Hero, and the other guy with white hair.

When I returned to the hut where my friends were, I changed to my normal size, then said, "I found our friends, and what these people do to the men. They're all psycho! They place all the guys in a dark hole and starve them! If not, they marry the guy to beat him up, and use to have babies. Even communist wise, this is going passed the line of normal!"

"Did you find everyone? Including Atem?" Princess Aurora asked horrorfilled.

"I only found Jared and Atem. I couldn't find the other two."

"We need to get out of here," my normal self proclaimed. I couldn't agree more.

"Can you take us to the guys you found?" Princess Aurora asked. I nodded in response, then led the way.

I led everyone to the hole I found Jared in. I changed to my normal size as I knelt down, then cried, "Jared, are you in there!?"

"It's about time you found me! Get me out of here!" I heard human Jared cry out. I flew down and got him out of the hole.

"These women are crazy! Even more than my sister, which is saying a lot!" Human Jared complained.

"Where's Atem?" Princess Aurora asked worriedly.

"He's over there," I replied, pointing to another hole not too far from where we were. I got him out of that hole as well.

"Now, we need to get out of here," Human Jared said.

"Then, come with me," a mysterious woman said, who was covered in a black cloak. She removed the hood to show dirty blond hair behind it that was longer than the other women's hair at the village.

"Who are you?" Robot Jared asked.

"I am a member of the rebel alliance. I will take you someplace safe. If not, they will kill you."

"Well, don't want that, so onward!" Human Jared replied.

Normal Emily's POV

We all followed the mysterious woman, who was the member of the rebels against the men-abusing village, to another village filled with men and women that were willing to fight. Compared to the village we were at before, this one doesn't have buildings, outfits and everything that looked alike. It felt more normal, so it did help my brother be at ease, at least his normal version. I doubt if Robo Jared cared.

Each of us were given weapons and armor. I was in a forest green jacket over a black shirt, forest green pants, and black gloves and boots. It was filled with dark magic, which powered up my millennium rod. When I took the cap off, the sharp spike under it instantly turned into a katana. I grinned in excitement. Now, this is more like it!

Princess Aurora changed from her black ninja outfit to a navy blue silky mage's robe with a shorter skirt, purple tights, and black boots and gloves. A purple headband was on her head to pull her hair back, the top part of her crown being attached to it. She was given a new wand, which was now blue with a dark red orb at the end of it. The cylinder part of the wand was also skinnier.

Atem was given tough black armor that seemed almost medieval with magic entities. He unwielded his sword, which looked identical to the one Black Luster Soldier used. I had to grin. That is awesome! Atem seemed to think so too.

The fairy me kept her clothes, but was now given a golden wand with a star at the end of it. It looked very similar to England's wand. She seemed to like her wand.

Jared wore thick brown leather armor with a weapon that had a blade in the shape of a hook. He smirked, "Now, this is more like it!"

"Are you ready? I'm thankful that you agreed to help us fight the rebellion," the captain, who held a pixie cut black hair, brown eyes, and wore black metal armor that was stretchable.

"Well, it's the only way to get to the next universe and face dangerous adventures," Jared replied.

"Is that what we have to do?" Robo Jared asked.

"Anyways, with your help, I think we might have a chance. Now, let's move!" The captain said.

We headed out toward the village, ready to attack. Then, in each part of the village, we ambushed it. We struck and burned each identical house. The alarm in the village went off, and we suddenly were attacked by the army villagers. They all were wearing black-brown skintight jumpsuits, each carrying a large wand-dagger weapon, the blade being at the back. I noticed one of them striking Jared with that blade part.

"YEO- HEY!" Jared complained, landing on the ground, and unable to move. The touch of the blade made anyone paralyzed from the shoulder down.

"Did you think we wouldn't have magical entities? Magic exists here. Why do you think we weren't surprised when we found you in our humble village?" The warrior asked in that too happy voice.

"Ugh! I hate you!" Jared cried out.

Robo Jared just kept shooting lasers at each of the enemy. Anyone that tried to attack Robo Jared failed, since his entire body was indestructible... I think. Great defense, but his only weapon seems like something from Dr. Who.

I noticed Princess Aurora and Atem using their wand and sword against the enemies. While these female warriors seem to be skilled in how to fight a man, Atem knew how to fight a woman. He swung his sword skillfully, using his size to his advantage to easily snake around his opponent.

"I must say, you're not bad for a man. To think you could've made a good husband," the opponent said.

"I'm royalty. I don't marry commoners..." Atem smirked before decapitating his enemy. "or straw haired feminists."

"Say, if all these women hate men, why don't they marry each other?" Princess Aurora.

"Because of my anti yuri fan fictions policy," I replied, while slashing two of my enemies, one from the side, and the other one from the back of the waist.

Just then, the villagers surrounded us with all their magic mini cannons pointed at us. We all froze as the leader of the village with her wide smile slowly approached us. She wore a fancier set of skin-tight armor.

"We give you such a humble welcome to our village, and you treat us with gunfire. What a shame," the village leader said, shaking her head.

"Well, you dropped me in a hole! I wouldn't call that welcome," Jared cried out.

"Where's America and Russia?" I asked.

"Oh, you mean those lovely boys? You could say we made them real comfortable. I'm afraid you will never be hearing from them again," the village leader shrugged.

"What happened?" Jared asked in slight shock.

"Kill them."

BOOM!

We all turned, seeing a large amount of smoke on the North side of the area where the enemies lied. Suddenly, I saw a huge tank that drove faster than most, Russia shooting it at all of the crazy psycho villagers. There were screams that filled the air.

"And one for you," Russia said, firing his tank at one group of psychos. "And one for you." He fired at another group of psychos. "And one for you."

"YIPPY KI-YAY MOTHER BRO!" We all heard shouting in the air as a zooming jeep came swifting through, America holding a machine gun in one hand, and the wheel of the jeep on the other. The machine gun shot all over the area, shooting down the psycho villagers, as it stopped right next to us. "Get in!"

Robo Jared carried Jared with one arm, then threw him in the jeep before getting in himself... or itself. I don't know. We all sat inside the jeep, me sitting on shotgun. The jeep drove through the scattering enemies as America continually blasted them off.

"Where'd you get this?" Jared asked.

"Russia and I broke into their military base. That was part of the plan. You didn't think I was really falling for those women, did ya? HA! As my former boss always says, 'nothing good ever comes from the Soviet Union,'" America smirked.

"How did you even know where to find their military base?"

"A little something I'd like to call I Spy."

"Ah. I got cha. I thought you were just thinking with your hormones."

"Na, I only do that in Vegas. Though, these women are REALLY horny. Like seriously. You'd be surprised what Russia and I had to go through to get the information about that military base."

"I... don't wanna know."

I chuckled, "he is so not a virgin."

It was almost in no time before America and Russia made the villagers retreat out of their area. We all got out the vehicles, and celebrated with cheerful screams. Russia helped set all the imprisoned men in the hole free, who were provided for by the rebels. Russia smiled the entire time.

"It is too bad we had to destroy this place. It felt like home," Russia said.

"Gee, I wonder why," Jared replied sarcastically.

Russia turned his head and faced Jared, asking with a dark aura around him, "would you like me to smash your head against bricked wall?"

"Uh... I'm good, thank you," Jared replied nervously.

"Though, you are right, it feels alot like your place, dude. Though, I kinda missed it before the Soviet Union," America said. "Do you remember the good ol' days when we used to be good friends? You supported my independence, and sent me supplies for my Revolution."

"Britain tried to play dirty by using money to convince me to fight for him. I was always interested in your fight for independence," Russia agreed, keeping his smile.

"You also supported my fight for the Union, while still remaining neutral. You seem to have always supported my decisions during the time."

"You were bright kid with high spirit. I like that in countries. I wish more of them were like that."

"I felt honored when you trusted me with Alaska to protect him from England."

"We were good friends. Then, I became Soviet and all that flushed down toilet. That is too bad, America."

"Yeah... well, good thing you're not into that anymore. We're a bit rocky, but I'm sure we'll catch up. I mean look at Japan and I. It'll happen," America promised, patting Russia on the shoulder, then leaving.

Suddenly, a dark aura surrounded Russia, his smile staying the same, as he said, "and you shall become one with Russia."

"Okay, now when is the freakin' portal going to-" Jared complained before a giant blue portal appeared and sucked all of us.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Everyone screamed, being sucked in.

"YIPPY KI-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" America cried out, performing a cannonball inside the portal. Russia smiled, then walked casually through the portal.

ATTENTION HETALIA FANS: There was a time when America and Russia were good friends as countries. It's noted that Catherine the Great had supported the American's in the American Revolution, and actually blamed King George III for starting the war in the first place, finding his actions distasteful. Russia also supported the Union during the American Civil War as well. Russia and America were such good friends, in fact, that Russia trusted the Americans enough to sell Alaska to them, fearing that England would try to start a war against Russia and invade Russia America (Alaska). When writing a Hetalia fan fiction involving the relationship of America and Russia DO YOUR FREAKIN' RESEARCH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD! I'm saying this, because too many fan fictions have it where America and Russia always hated each other, including before the Soviet Union (this is aside from the fact that they actually DON'T hate each other in cannon, and consider each other friends and rivals). There was even one fan fiction where America claimed that he bought Alaska to protect Canada from being communist (facepalm). Please guys, do some freakin' research. It's not that hard to research about Russia's and America's relationship. There's alot you could learn about America's former relationship with Russia.