Follow/Fav The Mysterious Door
By:kiwifluffy Clara Oswald went for a swim in the TARDIS swimming pool and then found herself wandering around empty corridors for an hour as the TARDIS laughed at her. When she does finally find a door, it's been scribbled over by everyone who's been in the TARDIS for any length of time. The Doctor, being the Doctor, replied to every single message. R&R!
Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Clara O. - Chapters: 115 - Words: 31,017 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 119 - Updated: Aug 12, 2014 - Published: Feb 21, 2014 - Status: Complete - id: 10131921
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< Prev 1. The Mysterious Door 2. What's Nitro-9? 3. Adric 4. Is that Doctor Song? 5. Oi, Space Man! 6. Amy and Rory fight the grammar monster 7. Target practise, drinks and doors 8. Checkmate 9. You, from the future 10. Property of UNIT 11. Who wrote that? 12. The Doctor Dances, badly 13. You're still writing on my door 14. Where's book 7? 15. What's for dinner? 16. Not the only one 17. Carrot juice 18. Impossible things just happen 19. I'm still in my nightie! 20. Where's my hat? 21. Come to your Master 22. Justified Megalomaniacs 23. Sticky-up hair and fezzes 24. What happened first? 25. No more 26. Pancakes, with a side of explosives 27. No! Not the perigosto stick! 28. Welcome to UNIT 29. I'm Lost 30. What are they talking about? 31. Security Cameras 32. Rose and Ten 33. Current Location: Unknown 34. I MUST NOT KILL BIG ANIMALS 35. River and Eleven 36. Clara and Ten 37. Hi, it's me, not dead 38. EXTERMINATE! 39. Does anyone actually know the way out? 40. United Nations 41. I dig archaeology 42. You're my what? 43. Clara and River 44. Are you flirting with me? 45. And who, exactly, are you? 46. Doctor James McCrimmon 47. A year late 48. Redheads 49. Clara, Clara and Clara 50. Leaving 51. Donna and Nine 52. Monks 53. Regeneration, angry mothers and stuff 54. Who is this Jack fellow? 55. The Death of Adric 56. Angry dad 57. Jealous ex 58. Brigadier who? 59. Bananas and self-fulfilling paradoxes 60. Melody Pond II and III (and mum) 61. Girlfriends and wives forget 62. Snog box 63. Rose Tyler, I- 64. Oh, I know what it's like 65. Do I have a choice? Oh, stop arguing! 66. Ganging up on myself, and door sizes 67. The Face of Boe 68. Gone too far 69. I, Davros 70. Nothing dangerous on here, I hope 71. Who am I? And who are you? 72. Terrible rhyming verse 73. Even more terrible rhyming verse 74. All my fault 75. How to Annoy Companions: For Dummies 76. Stealing a scarf, and yet another fez 77. No, I did! 78. Hello, Sexy 79. One Big Happy Family 80. The Time Lords are dead! 81. Captain Jack Harkness 82. Engine Room 83. Temporal displacement and chess 84. Who was the scariest? 85. Gallifrey Stands 86. Tin Dog 87. The Universe is Cracked 88. Plasma Grenades 89. The Lost People 90. Together Forever 91. Plastic Men 92. The Lost City of Atlantis 93. Someone who's life I haven't ruined 94. Still Stuck 95. Fashion Sense 96. I am you 97. Coal Hill School 98. A series of unfortunate, random, events 99. The Great Intelligence 100. The good, the bad, and the ugly 101. The Maitland kids 102. Jenny 103. How is he still alive? 104. Captain Jack Harkness, nice to meet you 105. Spoilers 106. Childish and not ginger 107. And you know this, why? 108. Answer me! 109. NOT AN UPDATE 110. Jack and River 111. The Death Zone and a recorder 112. Sabalom Glitz 113. Luxembourg 114. Fish Fingers and Custard 115. Chapter 115 Next >
(The symbols here were written in Old High Gallifreyan and are therefore untranslatable.) 10-0-11-00 0-2 So I do it again, do I? (The symbols here were also written in Old High Gallifreyan, but unlike the previous set that simply read 'Hello Sweetie', these ones said something so rude they were actually untranslatable. This may be because they referenced no less than four obscure figures from Gallifreyan history, all of whom had been removed from there relevant time streams and either killed or imprisoned. It may also be because FanFiction does not have an MA15+ rating or because the writer is lazy and doesn't have a dirty enough mind to think of something to write.)
Clara decided it was best that she couldn't understand whatever had been said in the last bit.
< Prev 1. The Mysterious Door 2. What's Nitro-9? 3. Adric 4. Is that Doctor Song? 5. Oi, Space Man! 6. Amy and Rory fight the grammar monster 7. Target practise, drinks and doors 8. Checkmate 9. You, from the future 10. Property of UNIT 11. Who wrote that? 12. The Doctor Dances, badly 13. You're still writing on my door 14. Where's book 7? 15. What's for dinner? 16. Not the only one 17. Carrot juice 18. Impossible things just happen 19. I'm still in my nightie! 20. Where's my hat? 21. Come to your Master 22. Justified Megalomaniacs 23. Sticky-up hair and fezzes 24. What happened first? 25. No more 26. Pancakes, with a side of explosives 27. No! Not the perigosto stick! 28. Welcome to UNIT 29. I'm Lost 30. What are they talking about? 31. Security Cameras 32. Rose and Ten 33. Current Location: Unknown 34. I MUST NOT KILL BIG ANIMALS 35. River and Eleven 36. Clara and Ten 37. Hi, it's me, not dead 38. EXTERMINATE! 39. Does anyone actually know the way out? 40. United Nations 41. I dig archaeology 42. You're my what? 43. Clara and River 44. Are you flirting with me? 45. And who, exactly, are you? 46. Doctor James McCrimmon 47. A year late 48. Redheads 49. Clara, Clara and Clara 50. Leaving 51. Donna and Nine 52. Monks 53. Regeneration, angry mothers and stuff 54. Who is this Jack fellow? 55. The Death of Adric 56. Angry dad 57. Jealous ex 58. Brigadier who? 59. Bananas and self-fulfilling paradoxes 60. Melody Pond II and III (and mum) 61. Girlfriends and wives forget 62. Snog box 63. Rose Tyler, I- 64. Oh, I know what it's like 65. Do I have a choice? Oh, stop arguing! 66. Ganging up on myself, and door sizes 67. The Face of Boe 68. Gone too far 69. I, Davros 70. Nothing dangerous on here, I hope 71. Who am I? And who are you? 72. Terrible rhyming verse 73. Even more terrible rhyming verse 74. All my fault 75. How to Annoy Companions: For Dummies 76. Stealing a scarf, and yet another fez 77. No, I did! 78. Hello, Sexy 79. One Big Happy Family 80. The Time Lords are dead! 81. Captain Jack Harkness 82. Engine Room 83. Temporal displacement and chess 84. Who was the scariest? 85. Gallifrey Stands 86. Tin Dog 87. The Universe is Cracked 88. Plasma Grenades 89. The Lost People 90. Together Forever 91. Plastic Men 92. The Lost City of Atlantis 93. Someone who's life I haven't ruined 94. Still Stuck 95. Fashion Sense 96. I am you 97. Coal Hill School 98. A series of unfortunate, random, events 99. The Great Intelligence 100. The good, the bad, and the ugly 101. The Maitland kids 102. Jenny 103. How is he still alive? 104. Captain Jack Harkness, nice to meet you 105. Spoilers 106. Childish and not ginger 107. And you know this, why? 108. Answer me! 109. NOT AN UPDATE 110. Jack and River 111. The Death Zone and a recorder 112. Sabalom Glitz 113. Luxembourg 114. Fish Fingers and Custard 115. Chapter 115 Next >
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