The Mysterious Door

by kiwifluffy

Clara Oswald went for a swim in the TARDIS swimming pool and then found herself wandering around empty corridors for an hour as the TARDIS laughed at her. When she does finally find a door, it's been scribbled over by everyone who's been in the TARDIS for any length of time. The Doctor, being the Doctor, replied to every single message. R&R!

6. Amy and Rory fight the grammar monster

AmY wAZ hERe
AMy aND RoRY WaZ hErE
Your grammar and spelling is terrible. It should be 'Amy was here' and 'Amy and Rory WERE here'.
You actually care about grammatical errors written on your door?
Yes. Doesn't everyone?
We should have expected this, Amy.
Yeah.
You mean Yes.
Wait, I have an idea.
BOWTIES ARE COOL
Yeah! Bowties are cool! You finally understand! LOL! ASAP! YOLO! Oh wait, I mean YOLTT.
You mean 'Yes, bowties are cool.' and what does YOLTT mean? And why did you put ASAP in there?
You Only Live Thirteen Times.
And ASAP?
Oh... I get it now. You made me write 'yeah' on my door.
Took you long enough.

Clara decided that she had to bring that up in a conversation at some stage.

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AN: Sorry about the title. I got bored.