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Leela, I would prefer if you didn't use my door as target practice for your crossbow. There is an excellent room full of targets down the corridor. Turn left.
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Um, Doctor, you do realise that room is full of doors? Oh, and nice shooting, Leela. Want a drink?
Thank you, Jack. You do realise that Leela travelled with me... six regenerations ago?
Where's Leela now? Oh. How did you know it was me?
You are the only person I know who would see evidence that someone could kill you in two seconds flat and take that as a cue to flirt with them.
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I know that someone shot that ages ago, but she seems to have been able to predict where this conversation was going.
Clara laughed at that. It was quite clear that Donna had simply read this message and checked to see if the room full of doors was still there.