Checkmate, Master
What?
Checkmate predicted for 2 moves, master
K9, are you saying that no matter what I do, you will have me in checkmate in 2 moves?
Affirmative.

Oh. You do.
Affirmative
Could you stop using your laser to carve words into my door?
Affirmative
You could, but you aren't going to stop, are you?
Affirmative.


AN: Please review! And if you have any ideas for conversations via the door that you want me to do, send them in in a review and I'll do my best.