Note to self- the Doctor is a terrible dancer.

Rose! No I'm not!
Seriously, you could do with a bit of practice.
Oh, not you too Jack. At least I'm not a former time agent looking for other time agents to con.
That was rude. And why are we having this conversation across a door?
Everyone else seems to be doing so… Wow, Doctor, you have been busy.
Shut up, Jack. Please.
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That was REALLY rude.
No kidding. And Jack?
Yeah?
Don't mention poodles. Ever. Again.


AN: Hello again. There will be more of Rose, but I'm not sure what she should say yet.
About the poodle... Torchwood thing. If you have seen it, please don't send me a hundred reviews saying that it wasn't Jack who said that. Actually, do send me a hundred reviews because it would make this story look really popular.
If you didn't get it, be glad.
R&R! And I will try and write up any ideas people send me. Thanks to whoever the Guest was that suggested Rose, and Lost in a Daze for her emails and recommendations earlier today. I'm going to stop typing now, or else this note is going to be longer than the chapter.