Mel-

There's this great restaurant on Iceworld that serves the best milkshakes. We could go for dinner.
Actually, I just made some carrot juice. Come down to the kitchens.
...I don't like carrot juice.
You should drink it anyway, it's healthy.
I didn't even start liking carrot juice until after you left.
Oh dear. Two of me. Isn't this against the rules?
Not really. Just watch out for any cracks appearing in the TARDIS.
That doesn't sound good…

AAAAH! Doctor! There's a…thing… in the console room! Help me!
You can stop screaming now. Please. It's only the future me destroying all of space and time for a practical joke.

And I didn't even respond to that.