Doctor? It's my wedding night, and I'm in my nightie.
It's not your wedding night, it's 1284 years in the future. And there's a huge wardrobe down the corridor.
I've been here for ages, and I'm still in my nightie!
There's a wardrobe down the corridor. Turn left.
The room down that corridor is full of spare doors, and I'm still in my nightie!
Try the other left.
There's a wall there.
How long have you been in your nightie?
1284 years.
No.…This is a time machine, Pond! We may be 1284 years in the future, but it did not take us 1284 years to get here.
How long did it take us then?
In Earth time?
How long, in Earth time, have I been in my nightie?
...3 days, 2 hours and 15 minutes. And 39 seconds.
Find me a change of clothes. Now.
AN: Thanks to TheChristmasSerialMurders (nice name, by the way, don't ever change it) for suggesting this. Send in any ideas you have! R&R!