Where did my hat go?
Your hat?
Yes. Do you remember the Hatbox? I know you commented on it. Planet of the Hats!
Oh.…That hat. No, I haven't seen it.
Really? I know I put it down somewhere. And then I was wearing it when we visited Agatha Christie.
...Are you sure the vespiform didn't steal it?
What? The vespiform steals hats?
Not that I know of, but it might have. Look around the TARDIS, I'm sure you could find another one.
But I liked that hat.
I know you did. We can go buy another one.
Oh thanks, space man.
...What did I do wrong?
You're supposed to help me look for it.
But it's not here!
I don't care. Help me look.
Well, this is a waste of time.
AN: Sorry, I really don't know what happened there. This is what happens when a science competition and an hour and a half of kick sets in swim squad combine and I still try to post Fanfic. Actually, it might be a good idea to pretend that this chapter doesn't exist.