If there's anyone in here, the Master is chasing me around this place and he's kind of holding a laser screwdriver that he's going to kill me with. Just thought you might like to know.
Oh! The freak's been here! Hello! Running into the paradox machine… Original, I'll give you that. But you can't hide from me for long!
Yeah? It's already been 5 hours. Not doing such a good job, are you?
I control the entire world, there's no way you can escape. You might as well give up now, come to your Master!
You control the entire world yet Martha Jones has escaped you. She's managed it for 6 months.
And you're not my master, you're not anyone's master.
Ooh...Defiant, still? I like that, I really do. It means that when I catch you again, you'll provide me with entertainment for longer.
I think you mean if, not whe
Clara didn't really want to know why that sentence wasn't ever finished.
AN: If you didn't realise, that was set in the year that never was. In my head, Jack escaped and ran to hide in the TARDIS. R&R!
Send in any ideas you have.
Sorry if that was a bit morbid, I was in a psychopathic mood today.