Ok, everyone participating in the conversations on this door. Do you agree with me: Bow ties are not cool.
AMY! Yes they are! How many ties do I have to tell you?
Bow ties will never be cool. But I've got cool hair. Really cool hair.
Doctor, your hair… It's very modern, all sticky-uppy.
Wilf, my hair is cool. Very cool.
Your hair is never going to be as cool as a bowtie, or a fez, or a stetson.
What is it about you and weird headgear?
It is not weird!
River shot the fez. And the stetson. My own daughter thinks they're weird.
I like this River already. Shooting hats. Nice.
Oh, not you too! She's been brainwashed! Maybe you've all been brainwashed…
River was brainwashed to kill you. Nothing about hats.
You never know...
I'm leaving this conversation now…
Yes, take your sticky-uppy hair and leave this to me.
Oi! Not sticky-uppy! Who are you to judge?
Oh dear. Now you sound like Donna.
Conversation ends here.
But...
Conversation has ended. Bye.
Bow ties are still cooler than sticky-up hair.
No they are not. And all of the others agree with me.
Don't say all...
Conversation has ended. BYE.
AN: Thanks to Thechristmasserialmurders who suggested this a while ago. The sticky-uppy hair was taken from Wilf's comment in The End of Time Part One.
Send in any ideas you have. R&R!