Does anyone know where I can find a set of bagpipes?
NO, RIVER! What do you want bagpipes for anyway?
Your son-in-law was playing the perigosto stick while I was trying to sleep. I need revenge.
Your 'son-in-law', as you put it, is standing right here.
Do I want to know what the perigosto stick is?
It's an ancient Gallifreyan instrument. I used to play it quite well.
Point- USED TO. Abilities change with regenerations. And if I can't find a set of bagpipes to serenade you with, then I'm going to find a theremin.
I used to be good at that, too! I wonder where it went.
Oh dear. Rory, I think we should find some earmuffs.
Yes, we should.
Your lack of trust in my musical abilities is disappointing.
And completely accurate. Where's a theremin?
NO! There's bagpipes down the corridor. Turn left.
Spare doors. Again. You need to stop forgetting about that room.
Hello, sweetie. Look what I found.
NO! MERCY! PLEASE!
Mary had a little lamb…
NO! PLEASE!
little lamb, little lamb…
PLEASE! STOP THAT DREADFUL NOISE!
Only if you promise never to touch a perigosto stick again.
Yes! Anything to stop it!
Are we safe now?
We should be. But, Rory, don't throw out the earmuffs yet.
I'm not planning to.
AN: A Perigosto stick is an ancient Gallifreyan device mentioned in The Green Death and Doctor Who and the Daemons. It's the focus of an ongoing joke amongst Doctor Who writers, who make elaborate mentions of perigosto sticks without saying what they're actually for.
I got this idea after reading 'Honey, Here Comes A Lullaby' by AmaranteReikaChan. You should go read it, it's hilarious.
Please send in any ideas you have. R&R!