Hello?

Hello?

Who is this? Please help me I am lost

Theta Sigma shame on you

Koschei?! Oh thank Rassillon

I'm lost too moron

Oh…

You could have stolen a better TARDIS. One without monsters chasing me down the hall

There are no monsters. Maybe the TARDIS just doesn't like you. Hey cool! Someone left some jelly babies here!

Those are mine give them back. Oh damn I tripped on my scarf!

Who else is here?

Err…..no one

Oh damn, if it was someone else they could help us

Theta?

Yes Koschei?

You are a moron

Yeah I love you too Kos

I could turn into your enemy one day

He he he. As if

He he. We will never be mortal arch enemies

FRIENDS FOREVER

Now gimme some of those jelly babies

I feel almost bad about that

Me too Master

We were such good friends Doc

I know. I miss it

Too bad you had no ambition. I had to leave you behind. Pathetic.

And yet you wonder why people aren't willing enslave themselves to you.


AN: My friend Captain SacredSaxonPhobia wrote this one, as well as one that I will post tomorrow.
Send in any ideas you have. R&R!