AN: Ok, this one's also written by my friend Captain SacredSaxonPhobia. The format's a bit different because it got confusing without the name of who's writing in front of it. R&R!


Master - Wow Doctor, you sure let a lot a rats graffiti your doors

Martha - Who are you?

Amy - That is a good question… so, who?

Sarah Jane - Seriously, who are you

Rose - Why have you not answered the others whoever you are?

Doctor - EVERYONE STOP WRITING YOU ARE IN DANGER

Master - Oh, Doctor you ruin my fun

Martha - Doctor, who is he?

Doctor - I said stop writing everyone

Amy - No, we'll hang around and listen

Sarah Jane - Ditto

Master - Told you humans are a waste of space

Doctor - Don't you dare insult humans Master, they are

Martha - MASTER! I am so going to kill you

Doctor - Calm down Martha, you can't get him he is in a different time stream and under my protection

Master - Am not!

Doctor - Are to!

Amy - Would it be strange of me to ask who this guy is?

You didn't tell someone about me? I am shocked, offended, not under protection, hurt, saddened, and a lot of other things. I must soothe myself

WHY DID YOU BLOW UP THAT PLANET I MEAN WHY THERE WERE 50 BILLION PEOPLE ON IT MASTER YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE…

Anyone going to tell me who he is?

Don't ask Amy, just know he is the most evil

YOU CAN'T STOP ME BLOWING UP PLANETS DOCTOR

Most despicable

MASTER STOP SERIOUSLY I AM GETTING REALLY ANGRY NOW

Animalistic

OH WOOPS HERE GOES ANOTHER ONE

Manipulative thing I have ever had the misfortune of laying eyes on

You forgot the part about me being the most beautiful genius ever to have existed

MASTER! What did Raxacoricafallapotorius ever do to you?

I'm leaving

Good idea me too

Ditto

Uh, Koschei there were – are some people talking – writing

I know Theta. I can see – read them.

Koschei…

Yes Theta?

I'm lost

You're useless. You realise that. It was your idea to steal a TARDIS, and now you're lost

I don't get what they were talking/writing about

I don't like it either Theta sigma

I'm leaving. See you Kos

This is really weird. It's like I can hear the echo of drums in SOMEONE ELSE'S head

They get to you, don't they?