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K9, can you tell me what coordinates we are at right now?
Calculating, Young Master
So? Where are we?
Insufficient Data, Young Master
What do you mean?
Current location: unknown
You mean we're lost.
Affirmative
No we're not, we're on Lanzarote. Or Messaline. Or maybe it's Mars.
So you have no idea where we are?
It's not my fault all these planets look the same!
Current location: Sol 3 in Mutter's Spiral
We're on Earth? Again?
Correct, Young Master
Then why does this place look like so many other planets?
Current location: Quarry in Wales
How odd. Really, what are the chances of a quarry looking like another planet?
Eighty-nine point three percent exactly, Master
We might as well stay in a quarry then! We'd certainly spend less time getting captured.
Warning, young Master! Sensors detect hostile life forms approaching!
Let's get out of here.
AN: Thanks to Elionu for giving me permission to use the idea from 'All the Planets Look Alike.' It's an awesome story. R&R!