Welcome back! This time, we will be discussion about how to handle and work with your Zeus PJOmetronic.
Warning: Even though your Zeus PJOmetronic is not a real god, he is still very, very powerful. PJOmetronics Inc is not liable for any damage caused by a raging Sky God.
Your Zeus (He will occasionally behave like Jupiter, though the difference is quite small and ignored here) PJOmetronic will come with the following:
1. One Zeus, Lord of the Heavens.
2. One Olympian Throne.
3. One Master Lightning Bolt.
Warning: Trying to take away items 2 or 3 will result in a very angry Zeus PJOmetronic and likely death. Please do not try to attempt to do so.
Overview:
Your Zeus PJOmetronic will be slightly harder to handle than others. That is why some experience is generally recommended before ordering this product.
The moment that you take your Zeus PJOmetronic out of its case, it will demand that you build him an Olympian Throne room to live in. He will throw a huge tantrum if this is not provided, so it is highly recommended that you have one ordered and placed over a tall object like a pile of books which you can call Mt. Olympus.
Your Zeus PJOmetronic will occasionally become very arrogant and act like an overall jerk. This is perfectly normal. He will usually ask you to worship him, bow before him, and do a number of other things such as building huge temples in his honor. It is recommended to force your Zeus PJOmetronic to sit down and tell him from the start that all of this isn't going to fly and that you are in charge. The sooner the better, otherwise it may be hard to teach your Zeus otherwise.
Your Zeus will mostly be content with staying on his throne all of the time and watching everything around him like he owns the place. He will also occasionally wish to sit outside, somewhere where he can see the sky and feel the open air. Your Zeus will prefer to watch over what you do instead of participating. He will also generally try to boss you around and toss extraordinarily unhelpful advice at you when you're doing anything.
He will also become extremely paranoid at times. Your Zeus will only eat ambrosia and nectar, which he will always make by himself secretly. He will not allow anyone to take the recipe, so please do not try to spy on him during this for your own health. He will also be very protective of his Master Bolt, so try to turn your back when he tries to hide it in various places. Remember, there's absolutely nothing that you can do to cure his paranoia, so don't even bother saying anything, as that will make him even more paranoid.
Aside from this, your Zeus PJOmetronic will also have its own set of powers. It will be able to control the weather for a while in a small area no larger than a city block. As for lightning, he may be able to do a few bolts a day, though he will get tired afterwards. (Of course, he'll never actually admit that he's tired because he is Zeus after all, but he will make other excuses that you probably won't believe.) If you ask politely, he may agree to water your flowers or make it sunny for a short span of time. Some people have also reported success in having him generate electricity for their own use and cutting their bills, but for now the necessary research is still ongoing.
Occasionally, your Zeus will want to ride eagles or build sanctuaries for birds. So long as you make sure that he doesn't cause any inconvenience or dirty your home, you should probably allow him to do so. He will also want to throw grand parties on Olympus and invite several people over as well. Merely inform him that responsible adults (stress the responsible part) must be present, that he must clean up the Throne Room by himself afterwards, and that he must go to bed on time. A sleepy Zeus is a grouchy Zeus.
All in all, you must remember that Zeus is extremely prideful and arrogant. So long as you note these two factors, then you shouldn't have much problem in getting along. True, you can't ask your Zeus to do things normally, but once you get the hang of things, your Zeus and you can get along very well.
Troubleshooting:
Your Zeus will probably encounter several technical difficulties, including:
Extraordinary Arrogance: If you're one of those people with extremely low self-esteem or who have trouble standing up to Zeus, you may encounter this problem. If your Zeus begins bullying you excessively, you need to really put your foot down. An excellent choice is to threaten him by saying that you'll get a Hera or Kronos PJOmetronic if he doesn't change his ways. Also, adding a Poseidon or Hades PJOmetronic will help stabilize the balance of power.
Loneliness: Hey, it must get very boring if you're the king of the gods and have no gods to rule over, or no one to talk to. The Hera PJOmetronic is recommended. Even though your Zeus will tend to quarrel with Poseidon or Hades a lot, it is found that all three become noticeably happier with each other's company. Why? The world may never know.
It should be noted here that you do not want to get your Zeus angry. Those small fists can hurt a lot, and that's without his powers.
Also, as your Zeus will be very stubborn, he will never give any complaints outright. It is up to you to notice the symptoms on time and fix them.
