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Hello sweetie.
Who is that?
Hi, River. You're writing on the door too?
What? Is that me? Someone is flirting with me?
Everyone else has... It always amazes me how many people you've managed to convince to come in here.
Well, I do try and warn them of the dangers, but so many insist to come.
I do try to warn them what it's like, travelling on the TARDIS, but many are very insistent.
I suppose my mother would come under the 'very insistent' category.
Yes. You would, too. You aimed a gun at me!
Who is this? WHY AM I NOT REPLYING?
Spoilers.
What happened to ignoring me?
You were planning to ignore me?
Not really. It just kind of... Happened.
Well, I was planning it. You were very easy to annoy. Your choice of clothing made you hard to ignore, though.
You're one to speak on choice of clothing. Bow ties and fezzes and stetsons...
Oi! Bow ties are cool. And Fezzes. And Stetsons... Anyway, have you seen the technicolour coat?
He was the one that wore that? Quite a fetching item, come to think of it.
Thank you! Finally someone who understands.
You're kidding, right?
Yes.
Oh, thank heavens for that.
AN: Thanks to MysteryGal5 for suggesting this. R&R!