Good morning, customers! Would you like to order a book filled with Apollo's poems? Of course you wouldn't (unless you really hate someone and plan to gift it to them, but seriously, who could you possible hate that much?) But fortunately, we do have something that you'd like to look at, the Thalia PJOmetronic!

Overview

Your Thalia PJOmetronic will include the following:

1. One Thalia, Daughter of Zeus

2. One Miniature Aegis

3. One Miniature Bow and Set of Arrows

4. One Pair of Insulated Gloves (Fits All Sizes)

Note: The gloves are for you to wear, not your Thalia PJOmetronic.

Now, the first thing that you should remember about your Thalia is that she is extremely afraid of heights. So, though you would normally open up a box on a table, DON'T do it here, otherwise your Thalia will look off the edge and immediately scamper into her box. (And once she calms down, she'll have her revenge as a Daughter of Zeus.) That's why you should open the box on the floor.

I believe that at this point you're wondering, "These guys are barely a foot tall. How could they possibly hurt me?" Well, let's throw some sort of analogy around. Normally Demigods are around five feet, and yet they go around fighting huge giants (and usually win). You're the giant in this case.

So yeah, if you want to pick a fight with your PJOmetronic, you just might win, but then again you just might get the pummeling of your life. Don't worry, it's not too likely unless you really do something wrong like forgetting to bring desert. And that my friends, is just unforgivable.

So anyway, your Thalia PJOmetronic will probably be used to being hunted down by monsters. So, she'll spend most of the time setting up forts around the house or training. You should probably set up somewhere where she can practice her archery, otherwise you may find that certain of your expensive and favorite things have suddenly broken up somehow.

Now, the thing is that your Thalia will not be as adept at controlling her abilities over lightning as Jason or Zeus are. You might therefore find yourself feeling shocks of electricity whenever you touch almost… anything. A few times a day is normal, but if it keeps going on she's probably mad at you and is doing it on purpose.

A good idea would be to make a lightning rod for your house, especially if you're keeping all three of them together. And luckily of course, we've sent you those insulated gloves.

Now finally, we would like to warn you not to lock up your Thalia and Nico PJOmetronic in a box hoping that some Thalico moments will happen. PJOmetronics Inc holds no liability whatsoever to injuries resulting from such actions. Don't try mentioning cars or alcohol either.

Troubleshooting:

Boredom: Ah, always this problem with ADHD demigods, especially if there are no monster to keep them occupied around. You can reference our earlier manuals to solve this problem.