We will now be going in-depth with the Hera PJOmetronic, another one of our, erm, I was supposed to say 'widely sought after products' but unfortunately that's just not true. Like seriously, I don't know how I'm supposed to market this, but here goes anyway…
Overview
Your Hera PJOmetronic will include the following:
1. One Hera, Goddess of Marriage and Family
2. One Olympian Throne
3. One Diadem
4. One Goatskin Cloak
Note: Your Hera PJOmetronic will only use item number 4 as Juno.
Note: If you're wondering, no goats were harmed in the manufacturing of the Hera PJOmetronic.
Your Hera PJOmetronic will want to have her throne placed high up somewhere where she can call it Mount Olympus. If you haven't already done so, it's a good idea to have it done beforehand.
Just like your Zeus PJOmetronic, your Hera will behave arrogantly and act like an overall jerk. Once again, this is absolutely normal.
However, there is one major difference. Your Hera will not act as high and mighty as Zeus and will try to 'help' you with your various tasks. By 'help' we mean that she'll keep sending you advice which is absolutely useless in 99% of scenarios from the top of wherever she is. (She won't bother doing anything that actually does help you of course.)
After each of these inane and pointless pieces of advice, she'll usually add the words 'Mother knows best,' at the end and will also try to get you to behave properly.
Seriously, the Hera PJOmetronic can drive you crazy more efficiently than the Dionysus PJometronic. You should probably buy a Zeus PJOmetronic if this goes on for too long so she can go and annoy someone else for a change.
If you have a Hephaestus PJOmetronic he might agree to work with you to trap her in a cabinet somewhere. You can have hours of fun plotting what measures to take! At least it's fun until she escapes and gets angry…
So, I bet by this point you're wondering about what will happen if you and your Hera PJOmetronic somehow get on good terms. Well, the thing is, we're actually wondering about that too. If you manage to do so, please send us a video as proof and tell us in detail how you did so and what she does when you two are friendly, because we would really like to know.
Troubleshooting
There won't be any problems with your Hera PJOmetronic, aside from the fact that is the Hera PJOmetronic. If there is a manufacturing defect, trust us, anything is an improvement.
Note: You are not allowed to buy a Hera PJOmetronic solely because you dislike her and you wish to punish her because you can't take out your anger on the real Hera. This all counts as PJOmetronic abuse and violates section 39-C of your contract. This warning is specifically directed at the following people: Hercules, Percy, Annabeth, Hephaestus, Thalia, Jason, Piper, Leo, Leto, Any of the gods and pretty much all demigods.
A/N: Once again, thanks guys! I'll be doing one on Zoe Nightshade as requested next.