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Doctor? You know how there's the United Nations? Well, when humans start settling on other planets, does it still exist? Is there, like, the planet of the United States? There was the Starship UK. Are they united?
Yes, actually. They're called the Great and Bountiful Human Empire and emissaries work together to maintain peace.
Does that mean that when they find out about the Star Whale someone's going to go and charge the UK with breaking Star Whale rights or something?
I shouldn't think so.
Well, then, what does this Great and Bountiful Human Empire actually do?
They hold meetings to decide on big issues like wars.
And a tortured Star Whale doesn't count?
If the Starship UK did actually reveal the truth about the whale, then I doubt very much would be done for it. Politicians never like rushing decisions.
So it's all political. They might not even tell the truth. Do they ever manage to do anything?
Other than being a figurehead? They actually do help keep the Great and Bountiful Human Empire from plunging into chaos. It needs all the help it can get.
So are we going there?
Actually, I was thinking that it would be fun to land on a pirate ship.
Hmm. Politics or pirates.
Let's go. Pirates are cool.
Yes, they most certainly are. They have cool hats.
Not cool hats. But let's just go because if we don't you'll never stop trying to prove that they are cool.


AN: Hello! Okay, that was way to energetic. If you go to my school (Lost in a Daze is the only one I'm certain is reading these yet, but hey) then you'll know why the UN seemed to appear in my head as I was writing. It's school holidays now so I'll try and get through the list of ideas you've sent in. R&R!