Chapter 2
A/N: Thank you for the request of purplefern for this chapter. I was getting worried no one would even click on this story. Glad that you appreciated it my readers! Now do you think I should include Splinter in my later chapters? I'm not exactly good at writing him so you might be disappointed more than glad. And also, this chappy may not be as funny as before and it's mostly about Leo and Raph so sorry about that. (I'm getting kinda scared with whatever your reactions might be…) Now for chapter two… read on.
Movie: "Beauty and the Beast"
"Okay. I'm going to ask this again. WHY am I sitting in here with almost all of the male members of the family watching a movie meant for little girls?!" Raph complained for the umpteenth time as he was squashed between Leo and Mikey on the sofa while Donnie and their female friend April shared the other couch.
Leo nodded in agreement. "I would rather be in the dojo perfecting my katas than in here."
"Guys, I've never watched this as a kid because my dad and I were always busy with sciencey stuff. Many people say it was a good movie so I was kinda interested… but if you don't want to watch it with me then it's okay." April said and slightly pouted her lips sadly. The brothers immediately froze when they saw that and they turned completely into stone when Donnie sent them all a cold glare. "It couldn't be that bad. Right guys?" Donnie hissed that last word and smiled as he added a look that said 'if-you-don't-agree-you-won't-be-able-to-use-all-the-gadgets-in-the-lair-for-a-month'. Seeing this, they all immediately nodded and showered the film with over-exaggerated compliments that made April glance at them suspiciously.
"No seriously guys. If you want to leave then it's alright with me. I can watch this on my own." April said.
The brothers glanced at each other ruefully and sighed as they made a silent agreement. "Okay, let's try it." Leo sighed.
"Yeah, whatever." Raph muttered.
"I've always wanted to watch the classic Disney films with all the princess stories but with my family being all male… well, let's just say I never got the chance because they might think that I'm a girl." Mikey grinned sheepishly.
"Well you are a girl." Raph said and they shot each other glares.
April smiled brightly and turned on the TV, not noticing the guys being shot with warning signs by the lover boy himself. Each silently held the same thoughts in the situation they were in…
Why did they have to be dragged into this?
In the middle of the movie…
April, Donnie and Mikey were clearly enjoying the movie because they gasped and whoaed at every scene. The other two, however, were not so lucky. Raph was almost half-asleep in boredom and cursing all the curses in the world while Leo was just forcing himself to watch but truthfully, he was just doing this for April and partly, for Don. The blue clad leader was obviously not interested in these kind of things. He was a butt-kicking ninja for shell's sake! He sure as shell doesn't know any other ninjas who watch princess movies! Other than his brothers of course…
Near the end of the movie…
Raph was suddenly jolted awake at the sounds of Mikey yelling "Go get the evil dude!" and watched with bleary eyes as his little brother cheered for the Beast in the TV who was now fighting that heavily-muscled evil guy on the roof. He groaned and slapped his hand on his face and pulled it down slowly. Why isn't the freakin movie done yet?! He would do anything just to get his ass outta here!
Leo watched Raph as he cursed again after being rudely awakened by Mikey's cheering. He almost laughed as Raph pulled his hand down his face exasperatedly. His brother looked so irritated and bored out of his mind that if he was Mikey right now, he would probably be teasing him and then get chased around the lair for even trying. But he was Leo so all he did was chuckle silently and shake his head. Anyway, the good news was the movie's almost done by now. He hoped.
Finally, at the end of the movie…
April and Donnie both had satisfied smiles on their faces while Mikey has a huge grin plastered on his. "That was sooo AWESOME! That Beast can kick butt! And the music and animation was beautiful! Shell, I didn't know Disney classics were this good! I must've missed one heck of a childhood!" Mikey squealed in his delight and the two laughed at his childishness and slight girlyness. "What do you think guys…" Donnie faltered when he saw that Raph was already snoring in the couch while his head lolled back and forth and what made the scene quite amusing was his head would occasionally fall on Leo's shoulders and would've stayed that way if Leo hadn't been shoving it right back. But the eldest turtle was also looking like he was asleep too. In fact, they all even caught him with his eyes closed just before Raph's head fell on his shoulders again and he jumped awake.
"Guys…" Donnie said slowly with impending doom written all over that single word. The sound of his voice alone made their two older brothers to snap right into attention with the combined questions of 'what?' and 'huh?' but suddenly realized that everyone was staring at them. "I'm asking you what you think about the scene where the princess got killed by Gaston?"
The two slowly looked at each other, confusion written all over their faces with permanent marker, but they recovered and flashed them all a grin. "AWESOME!" Raph yelled and gave them a thumbs-up, clueless why he was even doing this.
"It was a bit sad though. I mean, the girl was the protagonist right?" Leo commented rather hesitantly as Raph laughed weakly beside him.
Donnie, April, and Mikey looked at each other with unreadable expressions while the two turtles being interrogated immediately sensed something they said was wrong. They then all turned back and shot them both with a piercing glare and said in a deadpan tone:
"The girl didn't die idiots."
Leo and Raph immediately paled as they watched Donnie go from pacifist to the incredible Hulk mode and they both scrambled to get away from him. "NO TV TO WATCH SPACE HEROES WITH AND NO DVD PLAYER FOR A MONTH TO YOU TWO!" Donnie bellowed as he chased them around the lair. Mikey and April watched the mad dash for a moment before looking at each other and smiling. "Wanna watch it again Mike?" she asked.
"Totally!"
So what do ya'll think? It was pretty hard to maintain the comedic atmosphere so I apologize if it wasn't that hilarious. Humor stories aren't exactly my department after all. I hope you will stay tuned. :D
