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Is River Song here? I want to know why I would even bother talking to her in the future. I'm a time traveller. I point and laugh at archaeologists.
Doctor? Is that you? I'm a time traveller too, and I'm an archaeologist.
Oh...Hello Benny. I just met an archaeologist who knows about my future.
So she's an archaeologist from the future researching your future.
Actually, I think she's from the past, researching my future. Any clarifications?
Spoilers.
Well, that was helpful.
Why would I put up with someone like that anyway? She's far too mysterious for her own good.
Maybe that's why you bother talking to me. Because I'm mysterious and you want to work out who I am.
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You're welcome.
Wow. You've got talent.
I know. Isn't he hilarious when he's annoyed?
Can you imagine him with kids?
That one, not really. But the version I know best is basically a child himself. He seems to get on quite well with them.
Is this your way of talking about me behind my back? Because it's really not working.
Yes, that one would really be very bad with kids.
Can you two stop talking about kids? It's quite disconserting.
This is fun.
Yes, it is. But I think I'd better go, it looks like the planet is about to implode.
Ah. Have fun. Talk to you later.
Bye.
Oh bugger. The planet did just implode. And I left my access pass to Braxiatel's collection outside. Oh well. I'm always losing it anyway. Maybe Brax can just give me another one.
AN: Benny was a companion of the 7th Doctor who was created after Doctor Who went off air. An archaeologist, if you didn't guess. Sorry if I wrote her wrong, I'm only just getting into the audios. I will start on the ideas people have sent in tomorrow, I promise. R&R!