River Song is italics
9 is normal text
Hello sweetie.
Well that's just fantastic. Who's trying to flirt with me in my TARDIS?
Oh, I do like that. All sort of… Dark.
Who are you?
Your wife.
Don't be ridiculous. Me? A wife?
A future you. I'm guessing that you're the sassy ninth one.
I don't know who you are. Get out of my TARDIS. Now.
Remember, I'm the one who wrote the 'one psychopath per TARDIS' rule. Oh, that's right. That hasn't happened yet.
What hasn't happened yet?
Spoilers.
Who says 'Spoilers'? What's 'Spoilers'? Who are you anyway?
I'm River Song. And Spoilers.
Well, nice to meet you, 'River Song'. What kind of name is that anyway?
Now GET OUT!
Well, if you're so insistent, I'll go back to my nice warm cell now.
Cell? You're in prison? For what?
Murder. Of a man who never actually existed.
Even if I somehow believed that, I don't see why I would ever be willing to talk to you. Leave. NOW.
Oh, all right. I'm going. I'd forgotten how much fun it was to annoy that version of you.
AN: Thanks to GingerTyPerior who suggested this one and another one quite a while ago. I'm working on the other, it's a great idea but I really want to get it right so it might be a while before I publish it. Thanks to everyone who sent in ideas. R&R!