Eggy: Hey Foldy
Foldy: Hi Eggy
Foldy: What's up?
Foldy: I'm helping Stapy find where Nonexisty is
Eggy: Uh but Nonexisty is right there..
Foldy: Oh right, hey Stapy look I found Nonexisty
Stapy: Great! Let's go ask him something!
They both happily run towards the spot*
Foldy: What the flap... he's gone?
Stapy: Darn we were too slow... we gotta keep looking, come on Foldy!
Eggy boredly looks at them and then walks away*
Balloony: Man I'm bored...
Bottle: Ooh ooh, let's do something fun! Like throwing pebbles into pots! Here I'll try! *throws them and breaks Cloudys window*
Cloudy: Hey my window!
Bottle: Hehe oops sorry Cloudy! You try Balloony!
Balloony: *Boredly throws it and it doesn't reach very far*
Balloony: Uh you try Taco
Taco throws it on a pot perfectly*
Cheer sfx*
Bottle: That was awesome! Awe but we need more pebbles... hey do you have pebbles TV?
TV: *Does Red Thunbs Down image*
Bottle: What about you Remote?
Remote: I don't have any seeds but here is a fork
Purple Face noms it and takes it away*
Remote: My fork...
Tree: Yeah exactly, see Gaty you seem to understand... uh Purple Face what is this?
Purple Face: Yes, I am starting to collect a large stack of forks!
Tree: Yeah.. but why?
Purple Face: Shush now my little wood friend, it will all be explained in due time hehe haha.. mwahahaha!!!!
Tree and Gaty just awkwardly stare at him for a bit*
Gaty: Woah that's a very large stack of forks you got there Saw!
Saw: Hehe awe thanks...
Bell: WEEEEEEE *Knocks it all down*
Saw: D:
One of the forks goes flying and gets sucked in by Black Hole, who just says... huh?*
Basketball: Hey there Cake and Pie, what you doing?
Cake: Pie and I are having an intense game... it's my turn so uh... I'll pick this! Oh my gosh i won! Uh no hard feelings Pie...
Pie: Whatever, you win some, you lose some *smile*
Basketball: Wow now that's a good way to look at it! *Smiles*
Firey Jr was walking when a jolly Marker bumped into him*
Firey Jr: Hey! Watch where you're stepping moron!
Marker: Sorry...
Firey Jr: Yeah yeah whatever...
Marker: Wanna play a game to be friends again?
Firey Jr: Ew no.. just get away from me...
Marker: Come on, let's be friends!
Firey Jr: I said get away before I burn you!
???: Stoooooooop, no need to get angry fellas...
Bracelety: Oh my gosh... LOSER!!!!
Bracelety, Cake, Saw and Basketball cheer, Tree and Clock have big smiles and Pie explodes
Loser: Now Marker just apologize to Firey Jr
Marker: Oh okay, Sorru Firey Jr *Smiles and leaves*
Basketball: Wow Loser is such a great guy!
Cake: I agree!
Tree: Loser say hi to me
Loser: How you doing tree?
Tree: Loser, you're my hero!
Liy: Tree!
Tree: Huh?
Liy: We need to get Roboty open
Tree: Uh.. but why?
Liy: Roboty is always standing there, with their chest plate closed, I wanna know what's inside him...
Roboty: -.. . .--. .-. . ... ... .. -- -.
Tree: Eh I don't think it's worth it...
Liy: So here is our plan
Tree: Did I just not say it wasn't worth it...
Liy: You'll help me pull out each of Roboty metal plates so we can find out what's inside, alright?
Tree: That's it I'm leafing *Sheds leaves and walks away*
Liy: Awe Tree doesn't seem too cool... woah Lighting you're there, are you cool?
Lighting: Me? Uh...
Liy: Lighting it's not that hard of a question... are you cool?
Lighting: Uh.. yea! Yeah I'm cool?
Liy: Great! Then you can help me open Roboty! Come on!
cuts to a scene where Lighting keeps electrocuting Roboty every few seconds*
Roboty: .--. .- .. -. / .-- ..- ... - / . -. -.. / -- .
Liy: Keep shocking him Lightning, I can almost see them open their door!
Clock: Wah, what are you two barbarians doing?!
Liy: We are just having our own adventure so mind your own business...
Clock: Lightning cease this blasphemous action!
Liy: Hey! don't tell him what to do! Lightning will only stop when they want to stop!
Lighting: Uh I kinda want to stop...
Clock: Good choice Lightning, I'm glad you've come to your senses...
Liy: I'm not! You said you'd help me, you said you were cool!
Lightning: Well uh I guess you're right.. *Zapz Roboty more*
Roboty: -.- .. .-.. .-.. / -- .
Clock: Lightning I am appalled!!!!
Liy: Heh while i Liy am impressed, *flips switch* and umimpressed
Lightning: So uh what do I do? *Keeps zapping*
Clock and Liy keep arguing and screaming in the background*
Fanny: I hate you!
Clock: Yeah, I do too! *They think Fanny told it to Liy*
Fanny: No I hate YOU!
Clock: Wah, why do you hate me? I'm just trying to stand up for Roboty...
Fanny: Because self-improvement only occurs when we acknowledge that our own behaviors are far from perfect, and, dare I say, worthy of hate.
Clock: Roboty isn't worthy of hate...
Fanny: Yes he is!
Clock: Uh you're worthy of hate!
Fanny: Yes I am!
Clock: Woah... this is messing with my head, you know what do whatever you want Lightning but if you wanna be a bad object for the rest of your days, that's on you...
Lightning: ):
Fanny: I hate you two by the way *Walks away*
Liy: Sheesh what a bunch of party poopers, come on Lightning make those sparks come out!
Lightning: No... what Clock said was right... I need to think for a bit... *floats away*
Liy: Ugh really?! Fine I'll do this by myself! *Tries to open Roboty but can't do it*
Liy pants tiredly... and stares at nothing?
Liy: Don't give me that look!
Nonexisty "walks" away.
Liy: That was embarrassing... ugh I'll be back with a bigger sledgehammer.. *Goes to look for tools*
Grassy: Hey there guys! Wanna be friends!?
Bell: Yeah!
Cloudy: Sure, it's good to collect as many friends as possible
Gaty: Hmm I gotta think about that one, I'll get back to you later Grassy...
Grassy: Oh?.. why don't you like me?
Gaty: It's just don't know much about you yet that's all..
Grassy: Oh alright that's okay! See you later!
Gaty: See ya bud
8-Ball: Hey Gaty what's your favorite number?
Gaty: Three, why?
8-Ball: Meh kind of a basic pick...
Gaty: Uh okay? Rude much...
8-Ball boredly rolls away*
Cloudy: I have 37 favorite numbers!
Bell: Woah, how do you have so many?
Cloudy: I collected them over the years
Roboty sparks a bit and looks a bit dirty*
Eggy: Gosh those people really wanted you to open up huh, it's okay I know how hard it's to come out of our shell, you know there was a time i never spoke so i understand
Roboty: *Silence*
Eggy: Uh i said, There was a time I never spoke so i understand!
Roboty: *Silence*
Eggy: Well you clearly aren't egging me on, I thought you'd be more curious about my story but I guess not...
Lollipop: Eggy, what was that about?
Eggy: I tried getting Roboty interested in one of my personal life stories but, they obviously weren't interested...
Lollipop: Roboty hard to impress, tell me about it... earlier today I tried to sell him one of my cans of fork repellant but they didn't even utter a beep...
Pillow: Oh I made a theory that says Roboty is silent because they care so little that the last droplets of care spirit are expelled away through his antenna into the outer reaches of interstellar space to be lost forever; a true indicator that person doesn't give a fluff!
Eggy: Geez Roboty is so hard to impress...
Lollipop: His standards must be through the roof! How could we ever get his attention?
Pillow: I honestly think it might be impossible...
Barf Bag: Uh guys maybe Roboty did care but just didn't say anything cause... you know... he can't?
Pillow: That's a ludicrous thought...
Lollipop: Yea make sure the barf molicules aren't spilling out and intoxicating your brain cells
Eggy: Now wait Lolli let's think about this; if Barf Bags brain is being infected with puke that's not her fault so don't be mean about it
Barf Bag: Ugh I can't believe this! You guys never take me seriously! *flutters arms*
Eggy: Look fluttering arms!
Pillow: That means she does not care
Barf Bag: Ugh... TV will you take me seriously?
TV: *Green Thumbs Up*
Barf Bag: Woof... finally there's someone...
from a bit far away*
Lighting: Am I mean? Unlikable? I do shock a lot of people for fun... huh... oh there's two people oh um... hey Naily and Marker, wanna be friends?
Naily: Nah
Lighting: W-whatever... *Angrily shocks a tree but then it is revealed its actually Tree*
Marker: Hey Naily! Wanna play toss the dirt with me?
Naily: Sure!
Plays toss the dirt*
Jar of Cyanide*
Robot Flower: Yes, I totally deserve this treasure! *Tries to open the jar but fails*
Robot Flower: Black Hole, you're strong open this Jar for me!
Black Hole: Uh.. I don't think that's a good idea... for me to do that...
Robot Flower: If you don't open it... I'll crush you!
Black Hole: Yea but I'm already infinitely small, being a singularly...
Robot Flower: Just do it Black Hole!
Black Hole: Uh okay...
gets closer to earth*
Robot Flower: Yes yes... it's working
Balloony: Robot Flower what have you done?! *gets sucked in and pops*
Robot Flower: I got this jar open!
Pie gets sucked in and explodes*
Purple Face: WUAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Robot Flower just stares as Black Hole gets larger and larger*
Intro song*
Bracelety, Cloudy and Taco are floating in space
Roboty, Cake and Foldy also appear
And so does Remote, Liy and Gaty
a big hand grabs them and*
BFB Intro but only the newbies*
Black Hole: Woah cool, I been crushed down to a smaller size!
Liy: What's this?
Pie: I dont know, try squishing it
Liy squished it and 4 groans*
Clock: Hey don't squish that you don't know what it does!
4: I do this *scrambles Foldy who screams*
Horrorified Faces*
4: Pretty cool don't you think?
Stapy: Can... you bring her back?
4: Nope
Stapy: But the recovery centers are gone, they got sucked up! She's my best friend are you sure you can't-
4: Nope
Stapy: Please I gotta bring her back!!!
Stapy flutters arms*
Pillow: Come on Stapy show some respect...
Fanny: I hate living in a world where recovery is impossible... where we die forever!
4: Too bad
X: Yea too bad
Liy: Theres another one? *Goes to touch it but Clock glares at her from afar, she glares back and just punches deep into X*
8-Ball: So what do you want murderer...
4: Screech
Taco: So what do you want murderer!
4: Screech
X: No more screechy pls
4: Screech
Roboty: .--. .-.. ... / ... - -- .--.
4: Yea that sounds totally reasonable Roboty, can do
Basketball: But what is it that you can do?
4: Screech and fights Pillow who covers him
Horrifed faces*
Bell: *Sigh* I guess we're never getting Foldy or Pie back...
4: Check this out
Recovers 3 people*
Balloony: I'm so glad you guys remembered to bring me back!
Barf Bag: Can you leave now?
4: Nope
Barf Bag: Well Can you at least then stop...
4: Let's play a game!
Bracelety: I love games! What's wrong?
4: Dont you wanna battle to win a prize?
Firey Jr: But what is the prize?
4: a chance to debut in BFDI
Everyone cheers!*
X: I love that prize
4: Screech, now form five teams of seven!
8-Ball: That's a weird team ratio...
Basketball: Hey you two, wanna be in a team because we're all balls?
Black Hole: Yea sure I'm down I guess?
8-Ball: And how about Eggy joins our team, they kinda look like a ball...
Eggy: Excuse me?! What did you just call me?!
Basketball: Uh... what my very uncouth friend meant to say was, we'd love you to join our team!
Eggy: I mean.. I suppose... I wouldn't want to be picked last and seem like a total friendless-
Stapy: Loser do you wanna be on the same team? I got my pal along!
Loser: How could I refuse?
Bell: But what about me?
Saw: Awe Loser I thought we were gonna be teammates
Cake: What?! Loser said he was gonna be with me!
Bracelety: LOSER YOU'RE MY IDOL, YOU'RE THE BEST, I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN, YOU'RE AMAZING, YOU'RE AWESOME, I LOVE YOU YEA GO! YOU'RE PERFECT!!!
Loser: Hey, why don't we all just be on the same team?
Gasps
Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
Loser: There's plenty of me to go around *Grins confidently*
Robot Flower: Hey Pie how many people have you killed!
Pie: Uh... none...
Robot Flower: Wimp... you Liy how many people!
Liy: Woah well that's kind of a touchy and traumatic subject... I'd take a while to count-
Robot Flower: Woah you must've killed a lot, yes be my Ally, we will go far, we will go so far!
Tree: Woah Pie you seriously never killed anyone
Pie: Nope
Tree: That's nice, we should all learn from you
Remote: Indeed
Gaty: Woah an anti killing club cool
Lightning: Do you take people who are trying to learn to not kill as much?
Pie: Why not, we can all learn to prevent death together
Marker: That sounds fun!
Remote: I'm glad joining this prevent killing group is working so well!
Pillow: Did someone say killing?
Barf Bag: Lollipop I know you think my brain has been destroyed but maybe I can prove my true abilities if we're on the same team
Lollipop: How can you prove yourself if you're truelly infected, I'm sorry but just based on your appearance I gotta say no
Barf Bag: Oh My SAP! Fine then I'll team up with TV, cause they like my presence
TV: *Plays video of a Lollipop being crushed*
Bottle: I wanna be nice and have fun with many friends! Grassy, Firey Jr, Cloudy, Naily! I'll be your friends!
Cloudy: Sure!
Naily: Nailed It!
Bottle: Roboty I'll be your friend too!
Roboty: -.. -- -. -
Bottle: Balloony! Let's be friends too!
Balloony: I mean wasn't thinking about it but sure...
Basketball: We need more teammates that look like balls...
8-Ball: heh...
Basketball glares at him
Eggy: Um Fanny is kinda round? We could add her?
Fanny: No, I hate you! *Leaves*
Purple Face: Lollipop, I think us purple beings need to stick together, so we spread the purple influence!
Lollipop: Despite you reminding me of Yellow Faces Warehouse I suppose I can join, wait a team of just balls?
Basketball: I thought our teams had to have a theme right?
8-Ball: Nah they don't... I just went along to mess with you... *grins*
Basketball: Grrrr!!!
Barf Bag: *Looks sad*
TV Displays rain on their screen
Taco: Why so down Barf Bag?
Barf Bag: It's just I'm not in any team yet, so I'm sad nobody wants to be on a team with me
TV buzzes
Barf Bag: Heh well other than TV
Taco: Hmmm alright then, I guess i can join your team!
Barf Bag: Wow for real thanks!
Clock: Hello I am kinda round, can I join your Ball team?
Basketball: Eh whatever we don't need to have a theme for our team anyway thanks to the news SOMEONE gave us...
8-Ball: *shrugs*
Eggy: Teams done then
4: Okay, so the rest... you two and you two combine
4 uses magic to push Barf Bag, TV and Taco next to Robot Flower and Liy*
4: And the final two players that haven't been picked will join your team, congratulations you have Fanny and Nonexisty, now name your team!
Fanny: GRRR I HATE THIS!!!!
Fiery Rock and Roll theme with big letters in all caps saying I HATE THIS!!!!*
Eggy: Team names? What do we pick?
8-Balls: Please don't make it sound too dumb...
Basketball: You wanted a ball themed team didn't you?
8-Ball: I didn't.
Basketball: So now I guess we're all just... The Ballers!
Bouncy Happy Theme kinda like Team8s*
Bracelety: Everyone! Let's be called The Losers!
Loser: Awe you didn't have to
Loser! Loser! LOSER! LOSER! Theme*
Grassy: Uh... what do we name ourselves...
Naily: Don't know...
Cloudy: I got an idea *whispers*
Grassy: Woah! That is a good name
Balloony: I know something we should add *whispers*
Firey Jr: Woah... that has so many meanings...
Naily: Yea it's perfect!
Bottle: Come on Roboty, tell this to Four!
Roboty: .-- ... .- -
Marker: Wait we are the last team without a name...
Remote: That's it, this team needs a name
Tree: Well... I don't have any ideas
Lightning: Well... we joined this team so we learn to avoid causing death..
Pie: Mhm
Marker: That's right! We're all about preventing death and creating trust!
Death PACT Theme*
4: I see you five teams are all set to go right?
Pillow: Yep we're all set to go
4: That's good
A long and extremely awkward silence
Naily: So uh when do we start..
Silence and X floats a bit
Bottle: We really would like to start playing, right Grassy?
Grassy: Yeah!
SILENCE
Tree: Okay 4 quit your shenanigans and-
4 Screech
Taco: Quit your shenanigans and-
4 Screech
4: Uh oh looks, X is about to lose grip of his beloved baskets
X: Oh no
4: You guys gotta bring the baskets back to him, the last team to do so will be in deep trouble...
Lightning: So to clarify that's the first challenge of the battle for bfdi?
8-Ball: I guess it is...
Fanny: I hate it!
Lollipop: Okay 4 I'm willing to do this favor for your friendo X, but wouldn't it be easier for both of us if X gets down from that freaking tall pillar, uh four it was just a suggestion but you don't have to
4: Screech
Basketball: Alright team so we gotta get a basket and they're all the way up there!
Clock: But thats so high up, how could we ever get there!
Basketball: Hmmm Black Hole can you push the baskets towards X?
Black Hole: I can't push, only pull so hard gravity itself will bend and light won't be able to escape from me
Clock: Oh...
8-Ball: Just hurry up and do that then...
Black Hole: Uh okay... *pulls basket towards X*
X: Yay so much value
4: The Ballers are safe!
Lollipop: Heh that was easier than I thought it would be
Purple Face: You could say we got this in the bag haha!
Eggy looked at him bored.
Scene cuts to everyone praising and loving Loser*
Cake: Woah Loser you're so cool!
Saw: You're amazing Loser!
Bracelety: I WATCH ALL OF YOUR CONCERTS AND LIVE SHOWS LOSER, I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN, I LOVE YOU, YOU'RE AMAZING, YEA GO LOSER YOU'RE THE BEST YES!!!
Loser: That's nice my loyal fans but we have a basket to snatch!
Bell: Oh Loser i normally don't let anyone climb my string but since it's you I'll let you!
Loser: Wasn't the first time I heard something like that, hop! Alright let's go!
Loser climbs her string and everyone cheers his name,he grabs a Basket and then jumps from her string to give it to X
X: Thanks!
4: The Losers are safe!
Foldy: Wow you did it Loser!!
Cake: You're so cool Loser!
Saw: That trick was awesome!
Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
Loser gives a jolly laugh as he slides down Bells string and lands into the ground grinning
(Death PACT)
Pie: So uh how do we get up there...
Remote: Calculating, none of us can jump high enough to get a basket
Marker: Awe darn...
Tree: That's not fair, how are we supposed to get a basket then...
Gaty: Uh turn around...
Lighting looks angry they forgot about him so he electrocutes Tree
Pillow: Go Lighting, get the baskets!
Lighting flies up and pushes it to X
X: Hey you spilled the air out of my basket, oh well that's okay
4: Death PACT is safe, only 2 teams to go!
Taco: Come on team focus! Ugh where did Nonexisty go...
Fanny: I hate this!
Liy: Be quiet Fanny...
Fanny: I hate you!
Barf Bag: Come on TV keep calculating strategies we could use to win...
TV frowned and then his TV showed 0.000017%
Taco: Come on team we need to work together
Robot Flower: You're not the boss of me! *slaps Taco away*
Taco is facedown on the ground and Fanny says I hate you, to her.
Barf Bag: Could you all stop acting like children and work together?
Liy: Psh, at least we're here, where did Nonexisty go again?
Barf Bag: Leave them alone, they're a very busy person!
Robot Flower: That's highly unlikely
Liy: Those baskets are way too high... we can't reach them...
Taco: We gotta try something, I'm an athlete, I do a lot of activities and win many prizes I can't lose my first challenge!
Fanny: What is that other team doing anyway?!
Cloudy is seen slowly pulling the basket
Grassy: Come on Cloudy!
Bottle: You're doing well, we know you can make it!
Firey Jr: Ugh this is taking too long..
Balloony: Yea you know what...I'm tired of waiting...
Balloony jumps into Robotys antenna making him beep -.. ..- -.. . then Balloony bounces off into the basket, then he let's a bit of his balloon air out to push the basket towards X while also expelling a suspicious sound*
After Balloony gives X the basket, he falls down face first and deflated; but gives a thumbs up.
Naily: Hehe cool, he's dead
4: And Beep is safe! So it seems I hate this is up for elimination!
Taco: What?! We lost?
TV showed an emoji of the Easter island
Liy: Not surprising...
Fanny: Ugh this team sucks...
Robot Flower: Yeah none of you did anything to help!
Barf Bag: Hypocrite, ow ahhhhh! *They were hit away by Robot Flower*
Liy boredly glanced to her left and saw...
Liy: Oh THERE you are; finally decide to appear when the challenge is already over huh...
Nonexisty:
Liy: Ugh whatever you say...
4: Viewers vote for 2 players you wanna save and 2 players you wanna eliminate! And we will see which members from this team will leave next time, see you soon.
(Night Scene)
X places the baskets and spins in circles on the ground, screaming*