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Why doesn't the TARDIS like me? It's like, it decided that it was going to like Doctor Song so it couldn't like me! This all seems so unfair! Why do I have to be the one caught walking in circles?
The reason the TARDIS likes me is because I am a 'child of the TARDIS'-I was conceived aboard it. You aren't the first to find that she can be quite temperamental. Even the Doctor has his troubles. He can hardly fly her where he wants to go.
Wait, you were conceived aboard the TARDIS? She actually let that happen? He actually let that happen?
I don't think he knew about it.
But the TARDIS allowed it…
I'm reasonably certain that the main reason there were bunk beds in the room was due to a combination of the Doctor acting like a five-year-old and the TARDIS' idea of a practical joke.
Okay! Too Much Information!
You did ask.
Still, I didn't need to know that.
How long do you think the TARDIS is going to display this message for? I think she'll keep it front and centre first time anyone ever finds this door.
I don't know whether that's a good or bad thing.
Well, it would be entertaining.
Of that, I have no doubt. I seem to recall seeing a room full of security cameras mentioned on here. I might just have to watch people's reactions.
Me too! If you can ever find it.
Oh yeah. Like the TARDIS would actually ever let me do something like that.
Don't patronise her. She does have a rather cruel sense of humour.
Yes. One involving hologram leopards and cooling systems.
Ah. That was how she made you find this place, was it?
What do you think?
Hologram leopards. I must remember to try that on him someday.
Now this, I have to see.
AN: Thanks to AnnaTwoFourSix for recommending this one. R&R!