Let's get on with the Piper PJOmetronic, since we all know there's no Jasper without Piper.
Overview:
Your Piper PJOmetronic will include the following:
1. One Piper, Daughter of Aphrodite
2. One Model Katoptris
3. One Aphrodite Cabin
Now, before you go around screaming "Jasper!" at the top of you're lungs, the first thing that you should know is that it might be very hard to disagree with your Piper PJOmetronic. You'll agree with her when she suggests what you should wear. You'll agree with her when she asks for anything. You'll agree with her when she says you should change your name to Amy... because she can charmspeak, of course.
But don't worry, you can seriously use that for good purposes. Like getting your boss to finally give you a raise or talking to your teacher who won't let you turn in your assignments just because it's six weeks past the deadline. Though you should know that it'll all wear off eventually so don't get too used to it.
Aside from that, we're going to repeat the entire warning about not filming Jason and Piper's dates with each other and squealing over them with other people from the fandom. We say this again and again because we know you'll do it anyway. If you do have the urge to do it, please call us so we can come over there and slap some sense into you.
You probably won't be facing too much trouble with Piper as long as she's with Jason unless you mess up with one of her dates or something. Or you go around insulting Native American traditions or ask her to do some ridiculous things like dress up. (We have the Drew PJOmetronic for that, people.) Danger wise, you're not really looking at something very big.
On a last note, just because she knows French does not mean that you can go and ask her to do all of your French homework for you. You have been warned.
Troubleshooting:
Too Much Charmspeak: If your Piper PJOmetronic is using charmspeak a bit too often, then you might be getting a whole lot of complaints. The easiest way to fix this is to order her muzzled for a while. (Seriously. We're not kidding about this part.)
Too Much Aphroditeness: Some people have reported that their Piper PJOmetronics have suddenly began acting like normal girls from Aphrodite. This is probably due to some sort of memory defect. Call us if you have this problem for further assistance.
