Donna is normal text
Jack is bold italics
Oi! Jack! Are you there?
Yes, I'm here. Of course I'm here. Everyone's here.
Don't be sarcastic with me, Captain. I am the queen of sarcasm.
Was that supposed to be sarcastic?
You really don't understand a joke, do you?
What do you want to say?
You don't actually want to strike up a conversation? Now that is a first.
Donna, are you trying to flirt with me?
Yes.
Right.
Jack, you flirt with anything that moves and you're not flirting back.
Not quite anything that moves.
As I can see. Why won't you flirt with me?
Something about short-tempered redheads always seems to put me on edge
your mother would kill me
Doesn't seem to be that big an issue for you.
Yes, but she'd do it painfully.
Fair enough. But she won't ever find this. You could flirt back.
I'd rather not.
I'm feeling really let down now. Captain Jack Harkness will not flirt with me.
I bet you are.
YES! I made you say that!
The whole point of this was to make me say 'I bet you are'?
Maybe.
**** you, *****.
Thanks. I love you too.
Okay.…I'm leaving now. That doesn't happen very often. You've actually managed to make me feel embarrassed.
And ultimate victory is mine!
AN: Okay, my brain scares me sometimes. Thanks to MysteryGal5 who suggested something that was probably meant to be completely different to this... I'm going to stop writing now and try and find some shred of sanity in my head. Bye.
(Please review anyway)