CM Punk: "So, let me get this straight. You're sexually attracted to me. You're a bisexual and your acting out your attraction to me in your dreams."

Dean: "Yup. That's it in a nut shell dude."

CM Punk: "Thank you."

Dean couldn't hide the shock on his face any longer. He looked up at Punk like he'd turned into an alien in front of him or another species of animal. Punk was smiling as supportive as ever. He was being serious. It didn't sound like the start of a "Well, I'm flattered son but I don't swing that way" speech or a "What the fuck do you mean you like men?" lecture. It was just a simple "Thank you for sharing" of support like he got from Seth.

Dean: "Well, holy fuck. I blew this all out of proportion earlier tonight. I thought you'd freak out and run the other direction or think I was disgusting or something."

CM Punk: "No. You're not disgusting, Dean and there is nothing disgusting about having a natural form of attraction to me. It's perfectly normal and it doesn't make you any less of a human being because you want something more than my friendship and support. It just means you wish I were a female sometimes so we could have a sexual relationship."

Dean: "No. I don't wish you were a female at all. I'm attracted to the man that is CM Punk. The rugged handsome looks, those big brown hazel eyes, and the bright flashy tattoos with all that lean muscle and those awesome in ring skills. I love the fact that you're blunt and straight forward like me and you just don't give a fuck what anyone else thinks out there. You don't take anyone's shit and you don't let anyone walk all over you. You stand up for what you believe in and you're not afraid to stand alone. You demand attention as soon as you walk into that ring and every eye in the place is on you and every ear is listening to what you have to say. Yes that is the man I am attracted to and there is no way in hell I'd ever change any of that. If I want something with tits and a split I'd go after AJ Lee or Paige."

CM Punk: "Paige, huh. She's a little bit pasty."

Dean: "Who cares? It's not her pastiness that I like. She's gorgeous and she's not a cookie cutter like the other divas. She's wild and crazy and not afraid to take chances. I love a daring and physical woman."

CM Punk: "Then what's all that crap going on about you and Renee? She's not exactly the wild and crazy type."

Dean: "Similar interests. We love karaoke bars and drinking together and we're on the road together so there's a lot of alone time together. She's cool people and very wild in bed."

CM Punk: "Why am I not surprised that you'd tell me that?"

Dean: "You did ask."

He finishes his coffee and gets up to toss the cup in the trash. Punk gets up and does the same thing.

CM Punk: "Yeah. I guess I did ask what the deal was."

Dean: "And I shared because I'm an awesome friend like that."

He slaps him on the back like he does Roman and Punk surprises him by putting his arm around him again and this time leading him out of Starbucks and back into the lobby.

Dean: "So, what were you off to do right now before you ran into me and my charming tales of pussy and weird sex dreams?"

CM Punk: "Nothing really. I was just going to get coffee and probably call Amy and see what she's doing."

(A/N This takes place while CM Punk and AJ are dating and not yet married.)

Dean: "Aren't you and AJ together?"

CM Punk: "Yeah. We are dating, but Amy is one of my best friends. I talk to her all the time. AJ knows that and she loves her to pieces."

Dean: "Well, that's a good thing. I'm glad she's not jealous of you being so close to Amy. I think she's awesome too."

CM Punk: "What's not to love about Amy? She's bad ass and her and AJ have a lot in common."