For this segment, out of popular demand, we will be doing Demeter.
Overview:
Your Demeter PJOmetronic will contain the following:
1. One Demeter, Goddess of Agriculture
2. One Olympian Throne
Now, the first thing that your Demeter PJOmetronic will ask you when she gets out is 'Do you like cereal?'
Now, we're not saying that you have to yes to this question.
What we're saying is that you should be prepared to be tied to a chair and force-fed cereal for three weeks if you say no.
Aside from that, you know, protocol stuff like put her throne on Olympus and all of that.
Now onwards towards location. Its great if you live someplace where there's some open space for a garden, but if you're in the city you might have some trouble. If you don't want plants growing all over your living room, it is best to to introduce her to the nearest national park/community garden center.
When it comes to nagging, you won't find much except for the cereal thing. And oh yeah, start recycling and other things.
Aside from that, if you get sick of cereal and talk about agriculture the best thing is to send her either to pester Hades, visit Persephone, or busy her with some plants.
If you're one of those people who get seeds but always let their plants die, you might benefit a little.
Troubleshooting:
Too much cereal: Do you know what gets boring if you eat it very single day for every single meal? Everything. Even cereal. So if you want to avoid that, the best policy is to get rid of her, probably by making an excuse like 'There's this garden dying out five hundred miles away,' or send her away somewhere with Persephone. Or send Persephone and Hades away somewhere and she'll probably follow them anyway.