Dean: "I'll take your word for that. I'm bored. Do you want to hang out and go do something?"
CM Punk: "Dean Ambrose gets bored? I'm shocked. Yeah, I'd love to hang out. Let me go get a few things out of my room and I'll meet you at yours in 20."
Dean: "All right."
They go up to their rooms and CM Punk calls Amy.
Amy: "What's up, Punkers?"
CM Punk: "Hey Ames. How's my favorite girl?"
Amy: "I'm good. How's AJ doing?"
CM Punk: "So far so good. I just saw her last night at the show. She rocked of course."
Amy: "Of course she did. She's on the track to being one of the longest running Divas Champions in history."
CM Punk: "Yup. That's why I love her so much. Hey, do you have a minute to talk?"
Amy: "Yeah I got some time. What's up?"
CM Punk: "Well, I've got a rather strange situation brewing here between me and Dean Ambrose."
Amy: "Dude, Ambrose is totally harmless. He's a huge goofy flirt. He's tons of fun."
CM Punk: "Yeah. I know he's tons of fun and a goofy flirt. He told me he's bisexual today."
Amy: "Are you serious?"
CM Punk: "Yes. I'm dead serious. He came straight out and told me he's bisexual after he asked my opinion on what I thought of bisexuality in general. So, I told him I always felt it was a gateway to one or the other because most of the time when I met someone who told me they were bisexual they later on came out and decided they liked one or the other. But, it is possible to like both and be happy with it."
Amy: "Yeah. I'd say it's totally possible. Whatever turns you on be it male or female or some combo of both. But, there are some gay people who don't believe in bisexuality. Either you are or you aren't and that's what it is."
CM Punk: "I've met a few of those. They get mad when they find out someone likes both. I had one of my closest girlfriends get dumped over the fact that she likes both and she told her, then girlfriend she liked guys too and sometimes dated guys and the girlfriend lost it. She basically told her she had to choose and my friend walked away."
Amy: "Good for her. Nobody should try to tell you who you can and can't love or be attracted to. If her girlfriend really loved her she'd accept all of her and not try to change her."
CM Punk: "That's exactly what I said."
Amy: "So, what's the situation with Ambrose that's brewing?"
CM Punk: "Well, after he came out and told me he was bisexual he admitted he was sexually attracted to me."
Amy: "Well, you are a sexy as hell man. I don't blame him there."
CM Punk: "Thank you. It doesn't stop there. It gets better. He's been having a reoccurring sex dream about me where he's acting out his attractions to me."
Amy: "Seriously? Ambrose has it bad for you, dude."
CM Punk: "You think he's got it bad for me huh."
Amy: "Yes. He's acting out his sexual tensions in his dreams because he knows he can't have you in real life. If you liked guys or found him attractive it would be different because then he'd know he has a chance of acting those out with you one day."
CM Punk: "Wow, you sure are getting a lot off of a dream. He didn't even say any of that to me and he's pretty straight forward."
Amy: "He wouldn't tell you that because he hasn't come to the realization yet. He thinks of it as just a reoccurring dream, but most of the time when a dream reoccurs there is something your subconscious is trying to work out that you haven't dealt with in real life. Some sort of a dilemma is causing you to live out that dream over and over again until you get it right or solve the problem."
CM Punk: "Wow, sounds to me like you've had your dreams analyzed before."
Amy: "No. I've just done some research on the subject. It's a hobby of mine. I like to try to figure out what the meaning is behind some of the things I dream about."
CM Punk: "He could just stop having the dream after telling me too. Maybe his dilemma was he needed to get off his chest that he was bisexual and attracted to me."
Amy: "Maybe. It will make things easier for him in the long run. His dream may take a different course now. Maybe he just wanted your acceptance because your one of his best friends and he knew you'd understand too."
CM Punk: "Could be. He at least faced down one of the demons plaguing his subconscious. So, he'll sleep easier at night."
Amy: "He wants your boy sex. It's all right."
CM Punk: "Very funny, Amy. I'm going to let you go. I'm meeting up with Ambrose in a few minutes here and we're going to go see what kind of trouble we can get into."
Amy: "Have fun and give him a hug for me. I'll talk to you later."
CM Punk: "All right, I will do that. Bye."
Amy: "Bye."
They hang up and Punk makes sure he has his key to the room and his wallet on him as he heads down to Dean's room. Dean took the time to change his clothes into some clean jeans and a black t-shirt. He attempted to tame his wild morning hair and brushed his teeth. He looked at himself in the mirror.
Dean: "What, are you getting ready for a date or something? You're going out with your boy to blow off some steam not make out in the corner."
He shakes his head at himself and goes about his routine. He looks himself over in the mirror one more time.
Dean: "Yeah, you're good. If you run into any Ambrose fans they will love you."
Punk knocks on Dean's door and Dean lets him in.
CM Punk: "You all set?"
Dean: "Yup. I'm good. Are you ready to hit the town?"
CM Punk: "I guess so."
Dean: "You guess so or you really want to go out and blow off some steam. You seem conflicted."
