A/N: So, the thing is that I was going to do Nico this time, but a review caught my eye asking for a Sally Jackson PJOmetronic next. At first I though the idea was odd, because I was sure that there wasn't going to be anything to write. But, I started thinking about it and I actually came up with something. So we'll be doing Sally Jackson right now, but the next one will be Nico Di Angelo.

Overview:

Your Sally Jackson PJOmetronic will contain the following:

1. One Sally Jackson

2. One Miniature Candy Store

3. And..

4. Also...

5. You know, that's pretty much it.

Note: Items 3-5 are not actually included.

Now, with all of the various dangerous/evil PJOmetronics that we've been releasing recently that have side effects including insanity (Hera), risk of injury (Thalia), possible destruction of property (pretty much everyone), and death (once again, pretty much everyone) we believe that people will be glad to see something that's actually safe for once.

Once you open up your box, luckily your Sally PJOmetronic will not be very demanding and force you to do anything like most of the others. The only things is that you should preferably put her miniature candy store someone safe from water and all that. Aside from that, she'll appreciate it if you place her near some garden or go to the beach once in a while.

The candy store is programmed to produce approximately one metric kilogram of candy a day. It will be blue. Mostly. Don't try to take it out and sell it otherwise we'll sue you. And we have hundred of Athena, Odysseus, Prometheus, and Hermes PJOmetronics who are our lawyers. Don't think of messing with them.

Once again, use of any PJOmetronics for commercial purposes (selling to other people for cash) is against the rules.

Aside from that, your Sally PJOmetronic might start writing novels. Though they'll be tiny, there's a magnifying glass attached to the candy store so you can read them. Don't even think about selling them as your own work.

Of course, your Sally PJOmetronic will be pretty helpful if Percy starts being annoying or destroying things or going around doing stupid things. It's nice to have a responsible adult around at times.

Troubleshooting:

Too much control: Hey, no matter how cool Percy's mom is, the point is that it is going to get annoying hanging out with your mother forever. In order to give Percy some alone time, you could either tell her to manage her store for a while or do something else. You can't expect us to give you all the ideas.

Too much candy: There is a limit to how much candy you can eat. You might find yourselves with lots of toothaches and the such. Please limit candy production to a healthy intake.

Percy Sugar Level Alpha-B: If Percy starts eating too much candy, then he'll go into a hyper berserk angry mode. The best way to counter this is to say this: "Percy Gamma Beta Alpha Numeric Three Zero Five Six Eight" and he'll stop and sleep while the candy is being digested.

Also, as a last warning, you might not want to annoy Sally and Percy too much. It's never happened before, but Gorgon heads are pretty easy to come by, if you catch our drift...