Punk: "I'm not conflicted. I just got off the phone with Amy and the subject of analyzing dreams came up."
Dean: "That's actually a thing? I thought it was just hippy mumbo jumbo. "If you dream of birds you will fly high."
He rolls his eyes annoyed.
CM Punk: "No. It's not hippy mumbo jumbo."
Dean: "So, what's her theory?"
CM Punk: "Her theory is that people have reoccurring dreams because their subconscious is trying to deal with something that is actually plaguing your living life. It's trying to solve your problems in your dreams."
Dean: "OK. So, basically my subconscious is trying to deal with the fact that nobody knows I'm bisexual or dreaming about you. So, I am having sexual dreams about you because I haven't confronted you in real life or had sex with you in real life."
CM Punk: "Yeah. That's basically it."
Dean: "Sounds about right. So, now that I've told you the dream should change and I should be able to sleep better at night."
CM Punk: "For your sake, I hope so. Healthy sleep is important."
He makes sure he has his wallet and his keys.
De Dean: "We're good to go."
Punk puts his arm around Dean and they walk to Dean's rental. Dean smirks to himself. He could just hear the fan girls now. They see two male superstars alone in public with their arms around each other and the rumors would fly for years.
CM Punk: "What's so funny?"
Dean: "Two grown ass men walking down the road with their arms around each other alone. The damn fan girls would have a heart attack."
CM Punk: "You've been listening to Rollins and his Tumbler Girl tales."
Dean: "Yeah. I don't even know what that is. I'm not a social media person. I don't do any of it. I just know that Seth thinks they are sick with some of their slash stories they come up with."
CM Punk: "You're a happier person for being in the social media dark. Trust me."
Dean: "It's just two friends out for dinner. They don't speculate when they see Roman and me out for beers together."
CM Punk: "Yes they do. I can promise you there are stories about you two out there somewhere."
Dean: "That's great. Hey, everyone has to be a star somewhere I guess. Thank the Gods in heaven that I don't have social media because I'd be saying something to some of these people."
CM Punk: "Yeah and that would start a shit storm that would bring the head of creation down on you."
Dean: "That's what he gets for trolling around on social media."
They get in Dean's Range Rover and head out to Downtown Chicago.
Dean: "So, what's good? This is your home town."
CM Punk: "Well, there is an awesome pizza place not that for from here if you're up for real Chicago style pizza straight from the source."
Dean: "Oh hell yeah as long as I can wash it down with a cold beer."
CM Punk: "Best in the world even though I don't drink it."
Dean: "No worries. You don't have to drink to be my friend."
He directs Dean Where to go and they pull up in front of a small pizza parlor and find a place to park.
Dean: "Dino's. You've tweeted about this place before. They have all those customized pizzas named after celebrities."
CM Punk: "Yup and he knows me personally."
