Chapter 1: Bathroom to Naruto

'It was a normal day, I was just a normal person in a normal world listening to music while using the bathroom normally. So how am I not in my house? Ok, let's think about this. Like the sane person I am, I went to the bathroom listening to Stay with Me by Miki. Then the next thing I know, I open the door to leave, and I'm in some run-down building… Wait, did someone take my organs.

Wait, I'm wearing the same stuff I was wearing before. The music is even still playing. Ok, maybe I'm exhausted.' As I'm thinking, I hear some door open.

'Great, just fucking perfect. Let me see if I can somehow convince whoever owns this home that I'm lost… Fuck that.'

"So, Naruto-kun, this will be your new home." says some older-sounding voice.

"REALLY Jiji, like this is all mine!" says some child-sounding voice with just a little too much volume.

'Welp, if I can get them to see my side of the story, then everything can work out.' As I walk over to the voices, I remember something before turning the corner. 'Wait, did the voice say Naruto!? Wait, did that other voice say-'

"Jiji. I thought you said it was my house." says the voice of this little child that seriously looks like Naruto while somewhat pouting. "I didn't know I was liveing with someone."

"Well, Naruto it's living, and I didn't know someone was in this house without my knowing."

'Fuck, Fuck.' "I would like to say I also never planned on being here. I honestly don't know where I am." I say very nervously. Like why wouldn't I be, Naruto and the fuckin' God of Shinobi is right in front of me. People that I thought were dead, older, and more importantly, NOT REAL.

The Third Hokage looks at me with this gaze. And I honestly start to hate my bladder and the fact my music is still playing, which is probably not helping me.

"Sigh. I can explain everything about how I think I'm here. But I prefer not to die after." I might as well pled to the Third Hokage while I'm alive.

"Neko." An anbu wearing a cat mask appears out of a random corner… 'Yep, I'm about to die.'

"Naruto-kun, I want you to go with Neko here. I need to talk to our friend here."

"I got ya Jiji. Let's go cat person." Naruto says as he walks with the said Cat person.

After they leave, I'm left with the Fucking God of Shinobi in a closed room.

'I'll take the moment I have right now to pled my case. Wait, I have my headphones and my phone.' I internally smirk because I might be able to prove my claim.

"My name is James Artemus. I'm 19 and was born on March 12. I'm from another world. I don't know how I got here. The last thing I remember was that I was using the bathroom, listening to music. When I open the door to leave, I'm no longer in my house. If it helps, I have a device that holds pictures of people from my world and probably things that won't or at least hasn't happened, yet." I take a huge deep breath to pray that it wasn't my last. I seriously hate that my music is so damn loud around my neck that I'm sure he can hear the whole track.

As I was about to start rambling about how I know way more things than I should, Hiruzen speaks.

"Based on your reaction to Naruto-kun and me, you evidently know who we are. Add that to your claim that you are not from this world and that that black thing in your hand can somehow support that claim. Let's say I find this very interesting. I would like to see exactly the proof that you have. And after that, we can see how to solve this issue."

'Why did I say world? If I have some fuckin' Naruto spoiler or porn on my phone today. I'll just die.'

I open my phone and go to photos and explain how to use it and give it to him. I am almost sure that my sweat has somehow made my clothes super wet. I wanted to turn off my music, but I feared that the unknown movements might ruin the little faith that the Hokage has in me.

After five long minutes, he speaks again. I somehow miss the fact his nose is bleeding, but my heart probably appreciates that.

"These pictures are something else. I could never imagine that you could be from another world or that that was even possible. Many of the photos that I'm looking at have things that I have never seen in my life. Somehow, you do and even have a few pictures of some people I know but in… Um, interesting positions."

'Was it Tsunade? Damn it; I knew porn would be the end of me.'

The older man continues.

"I have decided to allow you to stay here until we find a way to get you home. You know many things that you shouldn't know. I would take this device, but I don't even know how to use it at all. As long as you don't allow others to view this device and the photos inside, then we should be fine. I'll even keep anbu with you as a kind of caretaker. I would like to know one thing. What will you do if you can't get home."

'Honestly, I never thought of it. I don't think I even have chakra or at least the ability to use it like a ninja. I'm quite out of shape and can't do much in terms of fighting. So what can I do… wait I'm an engineer. If I can't get home, I'll use my knowledge to advance this world.'

"If I can't get home, I'll create a home here and use my knowledge of my world to help this one."

"Well, I'm interested in seeing how you do that. The entire top floor of the apartment is open to both you and Naruto if you want, but first, let me formally introduce you to your new roommate."

As he finishes the door front door opens, revealing Naruto and Neko again.

"Jiji and that dark dude."

I just realized I'm the darkest person Naruto has ever met and easily one of the tallest at least. So I introduce myself.

"Yo, my name is James Artemus, but you can call me James. I'm going to be your roommate for the foreseeable future. I'm 19. My hobbies are listening to music, painting-" The Third Hokage looks at me with surprise and hope. I forgot he likes painting as well. Maybe we can paint together. "and building things. I don't like people who eat with their mouths open and people who hurt others for no reason. My dream is to become an inventor and help as many people as possible." I end off with a smile.

"Well, I don't know what an inventor is, but my name is Naruto Uzumaki. I like Ramen, Ichiraku, Jiji, Ayame, and now Neko-chan. I don't like the three minutes it takes to make ramen and mean people. And my dream… IT'S TO BECOME HOKAGE. Oh, I'm 6." Naruto says while rubbing the back of his head in embarrassment at forgetting to say his age. But then holds his hand out.

"Nice to meet ya." I shake his hand, almost on impulse dapping him up. I need to teach him how to do that or fist bump.

"Oh, Mike, did someone steal your clothes."

'Huh, what is he talking about….' I looked down and realized since I was at home and went to the bathroom, I basically had no clothes on but a t-shirt and underwear.

"Sigh, I knew I was forgetting something."

Everyone started laughing at me, even the damn cat anbu; I knew she was even though I couldn't hear or see it. Assholes. Why didn't anyone tell me? I decided to continue talking like I wasn't in my underwear in front of the main character and the Hokage.

"I hope this is the start of a new friendship. And could I get some clothes?"

A/N:

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