As stated before, we will now be going onwards towards the Nico PJOmetronic.

Overview:

Your Nico PJOmetronic will contain the following:

1. One Nico Di Angelo, Son of Hades

2. One Miniature Stygian Iron Sword

3. One Hades Cabin

Now, instead of running up on things that you should do, let's get the things you shouldn't do out of the way because they're way more important and Nico will send ghosts to haunt you all of the time.

Do not:

1. Call him Blinco because you can't remember his name.

2. Refer to him as 'Bianca's little brother'.

3. Ask him if he looks up to Percy as a mentor.

4. Make fun of how he smells.

5. Make him watch/read A Christmas Carol. (If you do this, you'll end up getting three ghosts visiting you at night. Or maybe even more.)

6. Make fun of Hades and/or death in any way.

7. Make stupid zombie/death puns. (You know what I'm talking about, right? For example, asking a skeleton to give you a hand and it throws you a hand over.)

8. Spray paint his cabin pink.

9. Force him to read those fanfictions in which Nico is a main character and is paired with a Mary Sue and does other ridiculous things.

10. Make him read Thalico fanfics.

11. Make him read Thalico fanfics and then lock him up in a room 'accidentally' with your Thalia PJOmetronic to see what will happen.

12. Make him read those fanfics in which he's sad and lonely.

13. You know what, just keep him away from fanfiction. The same thing goes for the rest of your PJOmetronics. As a matter of fact, try to keep them all away from the internet. They might experience severe metal trauma and explode. Except maybe Aphrodite.

Now that we're done with that, let's get to the part if you and your Nico manage to get a healthy relationship. Well, at the very least you'll save money on Halloween decorations as he'll make your house scary enough.

Once again, using your Nico and Hades PJOmetronics to create a super Haunted house and charge money for it violates your PJOmetronics Inc contract.

Aside from that, you know, the general, keep him entertained and all and you should be fine.

Troubleshooting:

Depression: If your Nico PJOmetronic starts getting too sad because Bianca isn't there, the easiest thing to do is order a Bianca PJOmetronic! There are other ways to help him, but why on earth would we tell you those when we can get you to collect more and increase our profits?

Turned into a flower: If you also have a Persephone PJOmetronic and note that Nico has gone 'missing' for several days, merely state the following code: Alpha-Beta-Gamma-Two-Nine-Zero-Four and he'll turn back into Nico if he was turned into a flower. If he doesn't come back, then he's probably gone to spy on Thalia somewhere.

Love woes: If your Nico PJOmetronic can't get a date, well... too bad. There's nothing even we can do for him.