Lulu: yo~ i've got my v-day chapter...a month late...*hides from the fans and throws out the chapter* Enjoy~

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DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HOMESTUCK, FOR THAT IS OWNED BY ANDREW HUSSIE. I ALSO DO NOT OWN PETER PAN.

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POVs specifically targeted in this chapter: Vriska Snowman

Your name is Vriska Snowman, and you positively hate Valentine's Day. The streamers of red and pink and white running across all the rooms and the halls (and even the gym) of your elementary school filled you with disgust. I mean, what is it about Valentine's Day that everyone so happy? You know that adults all act mushy this time of year (even your Mom had plans with Karkat's Dad…gross!), and that was normal because adults are like that, but why do they have to bring kids into the holiday too? Sure it was cool to get a bunch of candy (your sister, Terezi seemed to like getting stickers more though), but you also had to deal with valentines from guys and girls alike.

It wasn't as if you hated guys…well, scratch that; you didn't like guys because they always tried to act tougher than you and sometimes wouldn't let you play with them (even though you could beat them all up easily). It wasn't like you were going to kill them all, but honestly you saw most of them as some sort of contagious disease. Mom said that you'd get over those feelings someday, but you just weren't seeing it.

You scoped your classroom for anyone to mess with; there was John, of course, but he had always been really nice to you, giving you cookies and sweets that he didn't want to eat (or couldn't because of his peanut allergy). Besides, he didn't seem to be paying attention to anything, his thoughts elsewhere (no doubt on Rose, your fellow Felt kid that you were almost sure he had a crush on, but he wouldn't admit it because crushes are gross). Even if you tried making fun of him, he'd probably just barely notice it.

Next was, of course, your sister Terezi. She'd been cackling all afternoon, ever since she looked into her Valentine 's Day card box and came up with two cards that caught her attention (you'd been able to sneak looks at both of them). The first card was from that Midnight Crew kid, Karkat Slick. He was very small but extremely loud, and at some point your sister had made it a habit to lick his face just to see his reaction (which was always him stuttering and blushing bright-red, your sister was a genius). You were pretty sure Karkat liked Terezi, though that guy was always hard to interpret. His Dad was also dating your Mom, which made whatever crush he may or may not have super gross! (what if your parents ended up getting married someday?! That'd be the worst thing ever, you'd have Karkat for a step-brother and that's just unfair).

The other valentine came from Dave Strider, the coolest second grader in the history of the entire universe. Honestly, that made even you just a teensy bit (okay, make that extremely) jealous because Dave was cool and wore shades and had a brother who was so cool he looked like he'd come straight out of one of Itchy's Animes (which the Felt Member collected in hoards). He wouldn't give a Valentine to just anyone and the glares that Terezi received from every other member of your class proved it.

Moving on, you saw your ultimate enemy…no, your ultimate nemesis, Aradia Droog playing with the infamous Sol Deuce. You'd seen those two together since day one, the most lovey-dovey kind of couple (though they both denied it) you'd ever seen, and you hated them for it. Why did Aradia have to already have the one she loved already lined up for her…n-not that you were jealous or anything! Boys are gross! And yet…whenever you see those two together, it makes you sick. All you want to do is be able to tear them apart for good. Sadly, all of the plans you'd originally tried for that didn't necessarily work (they usually just ended up with you getting a big talking to from the teacher and it was always about boring stuff!) so you'd have to wait for the perfect moment to take them down (though Nepeta would probably try to claw you for that. She's very over-protective of her ships).

After what seemed to be an hour (which was really only ten minutes), you laid your eyes on your favorite victim, Tavros Boxcars. Ah Tavros, the easiest boy to pick on ever! He was smaller than you by a couple inches and a bit scrawnier too (which was weird, considering the fact that his dad is a giant), not to mention the fact that he had this tiny little voice that always came with the shyest of stutters. He always styled his light brown hair into a Mohawk, though his most recent haircut made him look nearly bald, with only a certain amount of hair remaining on his scalp. His dark brown eyes, which were always wide and ready to cry the tip of a hat, were consistently darting around, probably looking around for any "predators" (aka, he was looking around to make sure you weren't about to throw a bucket over his head).

You watched him amused as he slipped something into a certain Valentine's Day card box. So little Tavros has a crush, huh? Not that you really cared (cause again, boys are gross), but that meant you could tease him a bit more! Maybe you could tell his crush all about how lame he is, that'd totally make him squirm. When Tavros stepped away from the box (more like ran away, man that guy's a wimp), you slowly crept towards the box with an evil smile on your face. This was going to be so perfect! Nothing could possibly –

You looked at the box and stopped for a moment…wait a minute…this was your box! You blushed, then looked around from on all sides. There didn't seem to be anyone watching, so you quickly swiped the card out and looked at it. The card had been handmade (which was way cooler than all of the generic store bought ones your Mom had bought for you to give to everyone), and it had a decently drawn picture of you and Tavros, with Tavros as Peter Pan and you as…Wendy…

…y-you certainly did not blush right then and there! It wasn't like Wendy was your favorite Peter Pan character in the world or anything! Your favorite was definitely Captain Hook, for sure. Then you realized that there was a small phrase on the bottom of the card…and it read… "If I'm Peter Pan, will you be my Wendy?"…

Your face felt hot, and you immediately stashed the card away. You weren't blushing, there was no way! You were just…sick! Yeah, that's what it was! You must've gotten stupid boy germs from Tavros's stupid card, stupid boys…

Lulu: End~ :3