We will be doing the Chiron PJOmetronic in this issue, everyone's favorite centaur teacher.
Overview:
Your Chiron PJOmetronic will include the following:
1. One Chiron
2. One Scaled-Down Big House Model.
Your Chiron PJOmetronic will come in his wheelchair form. He can also change into this centaur form at any time.
And if you're wondering, yes, we encourage you to sing the Transformers: Robots in Disguise theme song while he's changing, maybe even with a centaur-themed remix. Singing Power Rangers is also acceptable. Why? Because it'll annoy him, of course and give everyone else a good laugh.
We suppose you've probably already figured this out, but we'll say it anyway. Getting your Chiron PJOmetronic to do do your Greek/Latin/Mythology homework not only qualifies as cheating, but also is in violation of your contract with PJOmetronic Inc. This will result in punishment. Which punishment, you ask? You will be sent to an island. Yes, an island, where all you will do is tell Hera just how nice, sweet, generous and amazing she is and how she's the most important character in the entire Percy Jackson universe all twenty-four hours of a day. She seems to be suffering from low self-esteem lately.
But, aside from that, let's get back to your Chiron PJOmetronic. Your Chiron PJOmetronic will spend most of his time teaching or playing pinochle or exploring or things like that.
One thing that you need to be careful about, though, is that your Chiron PJOmetronic will be especially sensitive to cruelty towards horses. Make sure that none of the products in your house are made from any horse-related material, including the meat you get and your creams and other things. Your Chiron PJOmetronic does know how to read, and it might just go totally berserk.
Aside from that, your Chiron PJOmetronic will enjoy teaching other demigods. If you want to get along with your Chiron PJOmetronic better, you can probably do this by asking for lessons with Latin or archery or almost anything in the universe. Learning to play pinochle is also recommended. Just make sure not to bet any real money otherwise you might find your pockets surprisingly empty afterwards.
Occasionally, your Chiron PJOmetronic will also enjoy watching the Narnia movies (mainly for the centaurs) and reading Narnian fanfiction about centaurs.
All in all, your Chiron and you can get along very well and develop a very nice relationship.
Troubleshooting:
Father: If you have a Kronos PJOmetronic, those two might end up in certain fights. Your Chiron PJOmetronic will probably encounter low self-esteem for a while. There's really not much you can do to help him.
Excess Teaching: You know what they say, once a teacher, always a teacher. Your Chiron PJOmetronic is no different and if you think that he's starting to become a pain, it is best to speak up.