Hey guys! It's good to see you again. ^.^ Here's a cookie for axalover11! Thanks for the review! Oh and this is where the humor comes in, just a little heads up, some jokes are um... let's just say T. MAJOR OOC-NESS for Atem XD!

Saki: Akai wanted me to tell you guys that this is a good chapter for Kevin Hart fans!

Tadao: And w-w-why is that?

Me: I think we should let them figure it out ^.^!

DISCLAIMER: I OWN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! (if i owned Yugioh then... lets just say the show would still be on, there'd be no GX, 5D's, especially ZEXAL!)

Chapter 2

Anzu only had two people in front of her now. She was on the verge of losing her patience and blowing her cover. One more person now. If she had to wait five more seconds, she will have the police on her…

"Ma'am," said the guy at the door.

They will need to bring tranquilizing darts…

"Ma'am,"

The swat team…

"Ma'am, you're holding up the line!" Anzu was brought out of her thoughts by the man at the entrance.

"Uh, sorry about that."

"No problem. Ticket please."

"Ticket? What ticket… Oh! The envelope!" Anzu then reached into her trench coat and took out the thing that was inside it. It was, in fact, a ticket. But before she got to read it, the man took it and put a hole punch on what this is for. When she got the ticket back, she felt like either punching him or the wall. Anzu hurried inside so she wouldn't start a scene. The only good thing was the ticket still had where her seat was. It was seat 48B but… she had no idea where that was. So she went to someone who worked there.

"Excuse me miss, could you show me where seat 48B is?" The lady nodded and gestured her to follow. The lady led Anzu to the front row, first seat in the aisle too. "Wow, I have to thank Tadao and Saki for this seat." Anzu then sat and thanked the oddly familiar worker. "She must be one of the people watching me." Anzu mumbled.

About an hour later, the lights dimmed a bit. Everyone paid attention to the stage. The floor opened revealing someone coming out of it. The crowd was going crazy! "What's going on?!" thought Anzu as she was covering her ears. Someone emerged from within the stage. It was a man in leather clothing. He had the most ridiculous hair Anzu has ever seen. He had three colors; it was black with red tips and gold bangs. His head was down so that's all she could see. When he picked up his head, Anzu gasped. When he opened his eyes, she couldn't believe that someone could have such intimidating purple eyes, but at the same time, they didn't look intimidating at all. The man began to speak.

"I know you can do better than that! Come on NY make some fucking noise! " he said. The crowd started cheering even more while Anzu covered her ears tighter. The crowd started chanting a name over and over again, 'Atem'. "Cut it out, cut it out. WOOH! Damn, I can't even lie, you guys look good. Give your selves another round of applause, you look fucking good." The crowd clapped as he said to. "Now uh… before we get started I feel like I gotta be honest. A part of me likes the whole, coming out on stage, women screaming your name. Atem no, oh my goodness no." Atem used a ridiculous woman voice. The crowd laughed. "This is why I don't really like it. I feel like that's the kind of shit that makes people go crazy. That's how people lose their minds. That's just my opinion. I don't like that shit. I'm afraid to go crazy with all that. So that's why I try to humble myself. I try to stay in my lane. I try to stay in my financial lane. Let me explain what I mean." Anzu wasn't impressed at all by this. She was at a comedian show. Saki and Tadao must've wanted to put Anzu in a place where she could laugh and enjoy herself. Anzu sighed in depression.

"I can't wait until I can leave this horrid place."

About forty-five minutes later, this Atem guy only had about fifteen minutes left.

"So I went to Disney world, you know, me and my little brother. So when we got off the bus, my friend Tristan and his daughter were in the front, holding hands. So I look at him and I said 'uh… what's going on here? Where's the other kids?' Since it was a birthday party I thought there would've been more kids. Tristan looked at me and said 'See here's the thing. It's just us.' I looked at him like I was a dumbass. I said 'What do you mean it's just us?' He said 'Dude, I bought out Disney land for eight hours. It's just us." Atem made a surprised look on his face. The crowd was at the point where they started crying from laughing so much. Anzu was still not impressed. She then decided to test him. See how he does under pressure.

"So you were surprised that he could afford it or the fact that you couldn't." the crowd did the whole 'oooooo' thing. Atem chuckled.

"Well, well, well. A heckler, I haven't had to deal with one in years." Anzu scoffed and stood up.

"That's really hard to believe considering the fact that you don't have any talent." Atem chuckled.

"Coming from the person in a trench coat and sunglasses even though it's about 30 degrees outside with no sun out," the crowd did the 'ooooo' thing to Anzu now. She then rolled her eyes at the crowd's immaturity. Atem chuckled.

"And what, dare I ask, is so funny?!" Atem held his stomach trying to contain his laughter.

"Out of all my years, you have to be the best heckler on the face of the earth!" Atem then bursted out laughing. The crowd began laughing at the way Atem was laughing. Anzu smirked at him.

"I guess I should be thanking you for that comment." Atem was still in his laughing fit.

"Oh man! You're good!" Anzu rolled her eyes.

"Look, if you're just going to stand there and waste our time, then I'll be leaving."

"Don't worry. I only have five more minutes left anyway." Anzu nodded and sat down. "Anyway… you know one time someone told me that he was going to 'pop the trunk on my bitch ass'. Everyone around me started running. So I said 'Where'd you park?' My friends looked at me like I was crazy. One of them said 'Yo! Get out of there!' So I said 'Well, I just wanted to know where he parked, who knows, maybe we won't even have to run. We could still catch the train'. After he finished, the crowd was dying from laughter. "Hey! Don't go and die on me. I'm only up here for maybe four more minutes." The crowd tried to relax. "That's better." Anzu scoffed. "Hmm… I'm guessing I still haven't made you laugh heckler." Anzu stood up.

"Nope!" Atem snapped his fingers.

"I got it! Ok, a few days ago, my little brother Yugi and I were watching SpongeBob. Ok most of you know that he just turned six, and while we were watching the show he…" he started laughing. Anzu began to get impatient. "He cursed for the first time. We were watching the show and something happened to Patrick so he said 'SHIT!' I said wait what?! So then he said 'I said shit bro. They got Patrick you not watching this!' I was rolling after that!" The crowd was dying. Anzu gave a very light chuckle. Atem saw this and knew he had to keep going. "There was this other time when I was with my friend Tristan again. I was driving us home when I took a quick pit stop on the side of the road. When I finished, my friend Tristan came out of the car and said 'Dude, what's that?' I looked over to where he was pointing. Swear to god I thought it was a man pigeon." The crowd was laughing. Anzu tried to hold in her laughter. Atem was almost there. He knew he could get the heckler to laugh. He just needed to push this person a little more. "So he threw a god damn pen at it. Before he threw the pen, its body was facing one way it had one leg up while its head was facing us. So when he threw the pen, the leg came down. That was when the bitch in me came out." Atem heard a laugh. He looked over to the heckler to see that she/he was laughing (A/N, remember she is in disguise). When he heard the laugh, he knew right then and there that the heckler was in fact a woman. "I turned to Tristan and said 'Maybe, we should get back in the car I mean… we don't know what that means. It could mean you got ten seconds to get the fuck outta my face before I kill you, I 'ma eat your kids. ' Tristan said 'C'mon, stop bitchin' let's go.' So we both got in the car. It was like 30 minutes after and I was driving at about 30 mph. So I looked out the passenger window, swear to god, the ostrich was next to the car running at 30 mph! So I kind of got emotional. When I get scared I get emotional. I said 'Why… did you throw a pen at it if we don't even know what it is. No, no, no, I'm not saying that. I'm just sayin' we don't even know what it is!" The crowd couldn't take it anymore. Neither could Anzu. Atem looked over to her to see her laughing. Atem smiled but then remembered to finish what he was saying. "So Tristan said 'Stop bitchin' speed up, speed up!' So that's what I did. A few minutes later I was driving at about 60 mph! Ladies and gentlemen, I am not bullshitting you when I say that when I looked out the passenger window, and I saw the damn ostrich running next to the car. He looked like he was roadrunner or something! You couldn't even see his legs cause he was going so fucking fast! The shit that was scary was that, he never looked in front of him. The ostrich was still in that body facing one way, head facing us. It was scary because he wasn't scared of a wall, another ostrich or nothing that could've been in front of him. And the look he gave us… it was one of those 'when I catch you, I'm a fuck the both of you'." The crowd was passed laughing! "*sigh* thanks NY, you've been an incredible audience tonight." Atem then walked of the stage as if he was a rock star. Anzu watched him walk off with a grin.

"Hmm… he's got some real talent." thought Anzu. She then stood up and made her way out. But before she went to the exit, a little boy came running and bumped into Anzu so hard that her sunglasses came off. Then out of nowhere another kid came running in a different direction and bumped into her. And this time, her hat came off. Anzu gasped and everyone around her turned to face her.

"IT'S ANZU MAZAKI!" said a random person. People then gathered around her.

"Uh… HELP!" yelled Anzu. She then saw an opening and ran. She ran through the whole place until she found herself backstage. "I should be safe here for a few minutes."

"I FOUND HER!" said another random person.

"Never mind." Anzu then began running again, but someone pulled her into a closet. It was dark in there so Anzu didn't know who saved her. She also felt a hand on her mouth. The person that was with her turned on the lights. Anzu then closed her eyes to shield herself from the glare at first. When she opened her eyes, she saw that the person who saved her was none other than Atem. Atem put a finger to his mouth telling her to be quiet as he opened the door slightly. He then closed the door and removed his hand from her mouth.

"Hmmm… now I'm guessing you were my heckler right?" whispered Atem. Anzu then nodded shamefully. Atem chuckled.

"Yeah uh… sorry about that. I was just having a bad day." Atem chuckled.

"No worries, you were the best heckler I've had the pleasure of going against. Like I said before, you know how to heckle." Anzu held in her laugh. "So… what is the great and powerful Anzu Mazaki doing at my show tonight?" Anzu cringed.

"*sigh* it's a long story."

"Well, be sure to not miss any details because I have a feeling we'll be here for a while." Atem then sat down on one end of the closet. Anzu looked behind her and sat down on a box.

"Well, it all started…" Anzu began telling him about her day. Atem was sitting patiently listening to her story. Before they knew it, about fifteen minutes went by. "And that's my story." Atem went wide eyed.

"Wow they did all that just to get you to crack a smile." Anzu gave out a frustrated sigh and sank down in her 'seat'.

"Yeah… I mean don't get me wrong, they mean well but…" Atem let out a light chuckle and got up to sit next to her. When he sat next to her, he put his hand on her shoulder.

"At least they were thinking of you."

"Yeah that's true. Well, I'm going to check to see if I'm safe to leave."

"Uh… maybe I should check." Anzu laughed. Atem smiled at her laugh.

"Good idea." And with that, Atem got up, opened the door slightly, and peeked through the crack.

"Ok, put on your hat and glasses and I'll sneak you out." Anzu was shocked.

"Why… why are you helping me? I insulted you during your show." Atem chuckled.

"Are you kidding?! You got my whole show going tonight. It's the least I could do." Anzu didn't question him after that. Instead she just went with it. She put on her hat and glasses while Atem kept her hidden behind him. They made their way through the crowds undetected. As they were getting close to the exit, Anzu's phone buzzed. She took out her phone to see that Saki had sent her a text. It read 'I'm in the front waiting.' Anzu sighed in relief at the fact that this night was almost over. Atem then pushed Anzu in front of him as he kept running to the exit.

They were finally out and Anzu was looking for Saki. "You have a ride right?" asked Atem. Anzu nodded. Anzu was about to say something when someone honked their horn. Anzu and Atem looked over to see that it was Saki.

"Well, that's my ride. Gotta go!" Anzu then left before Atem could respond. Atem chuckled and went back inside to get ready for his next show.

Anzu got in the limo and Saki turned to her. "So… how was it?"

"It wasn't all bad I guess."

"I'll take it!" Anzu let out an extremely light chuckle. It was so soft, Saki didn't hear it. Anzu got in and put on her seat belt. She then leaned against the door.

"I-I actually laughed…" she trailed off and took a well-deserved nap in the car. Saki saw this and knew she had a good time. Saki giggled to herself and went back to driving.

Back at the gardens,

Atem was sitting down, drinking some water, prepping himself for the next show. Someone then walked in. It was his little brother, Yugi. Atem then picked him up and put Yugi on his lap. "Hey, what's up bro!" said Atem. Yugi giggled.

"Can I have juice?"

"Hm… I don't know. Can you?" Yugi giggled again.

"May I have some juice?"

"Ah, that's better. Of course you can have juice."

"Yeah!" Yugi put both his hands in the air. Atem chuckled at his little brother's reaction. He then looked around until he saw a stage worker.

"PSSST!" the worker looked at Atem.

"Uh… yes?"

"Can you take my brother to get some juice?" Yugi then gave the guy a pleading look.

"Hahaha, ok, come on Yugi, let's go get you some juice."

"YAY!" Atem looked at his brother walking away. Atem let out a light chuckle and went back to drinking his water. But no matter what, he couldn't… Atem shook his head.

"This is crazy…" He then looked at his watch and saw that it's almost time for him to get back on stage. Atem stood up and tossed his water away. He then fixed his jacket and began making his way to the stage yet again.

He was halfway there and he could already hear the crowd screaming his name. Atem laughed to himself before he went to the bottom of the stage so he could appear on top like in his last show. His last show…

"Atem! You gotta hustle if you wanna make it!" yelled the stage director. Atem nodded and sped up his walking a bit. Atem took in a few deep breathes and shook a bit.

"Alright, you're a tiger, a cheetah, a-" he was cut off by his friend Duke.

"A person who is going to lose his audience if you don't get up there." Atem turned around with a slight blush on his face.

"Damn, I'm never able to give myself a pep talk! Uh… how long were you standing there?" Duke laughed and put a hand on Atem's shoulder.

"Long enough to know that you're a tiger, a cheetah, a-"

"ALRIGHT! Damn, can't a guy give himself a little confidence." mumbled Atem. Duke chuckled at that since Atem wasn't being as quiet as he thought. Duke walked over and put a hand on Atem's shoulder.

"Don't worry, you'll do fine." Duke then gave Atem a thumbs up. Atem grinned and nodded.

"Thanks." It was now Duke's turn to nod. Atem chuckled and turned to the stage to begin his next show.

I had so much fun writing this chapter! Please give a round of applause to the new commenter... Duke Devlin!

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