A/N: So thanks for all the suggestions guys, but I'll probably be picking up on them later. For now, I'll be doing the Clarisse PJOmetronic.

Overview:

Your Clarisse PJOmetronic will contain the following:

1. One Clarisse, Daughter of Ares

2. One Electric Spear

3. One Ares Cabin (With Provisional Attachments)

Tampering with pretty much any of these will probably result in several bruises. Seriously, you probably can't imagine how small fists can hurt that much.

As you might imagine, your Clarisse PJOmetronic will not be one for many words. If you want to talk to her, it'll probably be all about maiming things and/or fighting.

The major complaint that we get regarding the Clarisse PJOmetronic as well as most of our other children of Ares PJOmetronics is that they always want to fight. Well, pretty much always. Though you should probably give them enough time training outside, preferably in the grass (just make sure that they don't severely hurt or injure any wildlife like squirrels) this will eventually get boring. They will always want to take on new and more dangerous challenges.

The easiest way to do this is to organize war games (make sure that no one gets hurt though. You won't believe how many times that happens.) Organizing chariot races is also recommended, the best stadiums you can use are usually either Hot Wheels race sets or Beyblade stadiums as they make it easy to view and easy for you to monitor and control.

And another thing, all of them will respect strength. So, if you expect your Clarisse PJOmetronic to come running for the aid all of the time you get picked on, you might end up disappointed. (It's not that they don't care, rather they want to see you handle it all on your own.)

Patrol duties are also good for your Clarisse PJOmetronic, except she'll get bored of them quickly. The best ways to earn some peace and quiet is to send them on long walks or make them do some menial tasks (but once again, much like Percy, you should probably make them sound grander and more important than they really are).

Aside from that, you and your Clarisse PJOmetronic should probably get on reasonably well, just don't expect to go around dressing each other up or some things like that.

Troubleshooting:

Loneliness: Though she'll never admit it, the Clarisse PJOmetronic is actually the first one to become really lonely. As they say, it takes two to fight, you know, so you might consider the Monster Set (Basic) or getting a Percy PJOmetronic. Though they obviously hate each other, they seem to be more happier in each other's presence.

Excessive bullying: If your Clarisse PJOmetronic is bullying your others way too much, don't make the mistake of thinking that it is normal or something, you need to step in. Especially if she begins dumping their head in toilet water all the time (that's what the additional provisions in the Ares Cabin are for. Make sure they aren't put to use too often.)

Broken Spear: If her spear breaks, Clarisse tends to get pretty angry. You can order one though.

The Sea of Monsters Movie: Do not let Clarisse watch this movie. Or the first one. But she hates the second one more because of how she's depicted, and thinks it's all for the PercyxClarisse fangirls.

A/N: Was I the only one who thought that the second movie seemed to be geared more to ClarissexPercy rather than Percabeth? I'm not sure.