Throughout our distributions, we've noticed that many of you have had several questions regarding some or all of the PJOmetronics. And so, here is a General FAQ to suit all of your needs.
Q. How are PJOmetronics made? What are they made of?
A. Unfortunately, how PJOmetronics are made is our business secret. They're actually made up of the cheapest material on the planet- air, which we compress and harden to give other properties.
Q. Can my PJOmetronic break?
If you're worried that your annoying siblings might destroy your PJOmetronics, never fear. It's actually quite hard- nearly impossible to destroy a PJOmetronic. Trust us, you won't believe how hard we have to try to disassemble some of the rogue ones. The following will not work:
1. Throwing them in the oven.
2. Running them under a car.
3. Mailing them to Africa. (They always turn up later in a day or two.)
4. Sending them to the moon. (They also turn up in a day or two. We still don't know how they manage it so fast.)
5. Flushing them down the toilet.
6. Throwing them in a black hole.
Please note that the above, if done intentionally, constitute as PJOmetronic cruelty and you will be prosecuted. If you really don't want your PJOmetronic, call us and we'll send a team to disassemble it. Please note that we only do so in the most extreme cases or if there is a manufacturing defect that cannot be corrected, we won't do it just because you two don't get along. PJOmetronics are more than just toys, they're just like living beings. Remember that.
Q. Does my PJOmetronic need to eat?
As a general rule of thumb, most PJOmetronics don't need to eat. There are a few exceptions such as the Mars PJOmetronic which needs one Mars Bar a week or else it goes crazy, but please turn to the section about the Mars PJOmetronic for further information on that.
Of course, they can eat occasionally and can taste stuff, but they don't need like toilets or anything and you can sometimes punish them by making theme eat healthy food.
Q. Will my PJOmetronic get older?
The answer is that it really depends. The gods don't get older of course, but the others can age up till twenty-five, marry and all that and stop aging by that point.
Q. If they can get married, can they have children?
The thing is that our research is relatively new and none of our test PJOmetronics have really evolved that far enough, so we kind of don't know. If it does happen though, please contact us.
Q. Can I have two of the same PJOmetronic?
No. Trust us, whenever two of the same PJOmetronics meet, they really start fighting. You don't want to know how two Zeuses talk to each other. A friendly meeting is good enough for a few hours, like if you and your friend want to see whose PJOmetronics are better, but as a rule of thumb never have two of the same PJOmetronic living in the same house for over a few hours. Avoid it completely if possible.
Q. Will my demigod PJOmetronics attract monsters?
No. However, they will attract monster PJOmetronics. That's why if you do have monster PJOmetronics of any kind, do not let them wander away from your house or escape.
Q. What's the right way to use PJOmetronics?
The simple answer to that is that there really is no 'right' way. We do love giving you suggestions and tips, but in the end it is all really up to you, isn't it? We would suggest getting as many as you can, but some people might like to do things differently. Like those who order only monsters and not anything else and are fine with that.
Q. Should I let my PJOmetronic read fanfiction or watch the movie?
A lot of them will not like the movie, and some fanfiction may just mentally scar them. Viewer discretion is recommended.
Q. I've noticed that all demigod PJOmetronics come with a cabin. What are they?
Cabins are large enough so that a lot of PJOmetronics can fit inside. They have almost everything your PJOmetronic will usually need. Just one thing, we include one cabin with almost every PJOmetronic, so if you have more than one of the same, they will be identical and you should probably keep one away. The PJOmetronics get confused when there is more than one.
Also, the houses aren't as sturdy as the PJOmetronics themselves. If you break one, you can order another one. Another thing, the cabins don't necessarily have to be arranged in an omega. The heroes aren't very picky about that, unlike the gods with Mt. Olympus. You can put them all in separate places if you want to.
Q. Are all PJOmetronics of the same character identical?
No. They are all influenced by you and how you all spend your time together. Also, we don't manufacture every single one of them exactly the same. You might find that yours like sugar a bit more or has a bit higher tolerance for heat, you know, small things like that but it shows that no two PJOmetronics are ever exact copies of each other.
A/N: And that ends that. Thanks guys, and another thing, I've set up a poll where you can select five options on my profile page. Choose the PJOmetronic that you would like to have the most (not the one that you want me to do next) and you can choose up to five. I'll announce the results when, well, when I think I've had enough votes.