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Why did the Doctor first arrive dressed like a monk?
He dressed up as a Headless Monk to get me and Melody away from Madame Kovarian.
Headless Monks?
Yes, they're really headless. They think that it's more important to listen to their hearts than their heads, so they behead themselves. Well, really other members behead them and they can't actually think, but…
That still doesn't explain why he would turn up on my doorstep in 2013 dressed as a monk.
And he definitely had a head.
Well, you never know. Timey wimey stuff maybe. He might have just popped in to visit you while they were looking for me.
No, I only meet Clara later.
Okay. Then why were you dressed as a monk?
I'd like to know that too.
I'd just come from a monastery in Cumbria in 1207, okay? There wasn't anything important in it.
Definitely no Headless Monks, Raggedy Man?
No, Pond, no Silence either. Well, none of the living kind.
That's good to know.


AN: Thanks to GingerTyPerior for suggesting one with Clara and Amy. R&R!