Log Entry: SOL 39

I wish you guys could see these wonderful potatoes.

They're growing perfectly! These little angels are going to save my life. I've honestly never been so happy to see potatoes in my life.

Legit this means I'm going to live. This calls for a celebration, sadly I don't have any music or cake but fuck, that stuff shouldn't matter. I can have a wonderful party by myself it'll be just like my college days.

For those of you who just called me a loser just remember that I am smarter than you and evolution is coming for your ass.

I'll probably just dance around for a while before recalling the old comics I read. Oh that brings me to another point, this is really important so pay attention.

If Batman and Spider-Man got into a fight who do you think would win? My bet is on Batman but it could go either way.

Log Entry: SOL 39 (2)

I wonder how Fiddleford is doing.

He warned me about the portal but I didn't listen. It's not like I regret not destroying the portal, please that thing was the epitome of my work! There was no way in hell I would ever destroy it. Though I wonder if Fiddleford is still upset with me, if he knew I was gone would he come and try to rescue me? Silly me! Of course Fiddleford would try to rescue me we're best friends. Then again I always did say trust no one and I've had friends stab me in the back more than once.

I know I shouldn't doubt my friend but I know how much Fiddleford hated that portal. It hurts me to say this but I believe my strongest chance of someone from Earth helping me is my twin. Shit I really should have dropped that grudge.

Even though he did technically ruin my life I owed him for making me discover my true passion. If it wasn't for him fucking up my science fair project I wouldn't have been forced into Backupsmore University and found out that I loved doing research on anomalies, of course I should have realized my fascination earlier considering I have six fingers. Plus it's not like Stanley is a complete idiot he somehow managed to stay alive after being kicked out of the house.

If Stanley isn't working on rescuing me than it's just me working on my survival plan. Wow that's sad.

Stanford survival party of one (Awesome)

Log Entry: SOL 40

I wonder how mom and dad are, I haven't talked to them in years.